Best Facebook Status

• If you don`t want me to cross the line, then don`t draw one.

• 3 Main rules in Relationships: Don`t lie, Don`t cheat, and Don`t make promises you can`t keep.

• The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased. It can only be accepted.

• The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do.

• Girls, being beautiful doesn’t make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful..

• Beauty is power; a smile is its sword..

• Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird, it still looks cute for you.

• You’re always loved by me in ways you’ll never see.

• People who are meant to be together will always find their way back.

• It`s amazing how much you discover on facebook.

• It`s not official until it`s on facebook.

• Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?

• You can`t face the problem if the problem iz your face.

• The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased. It can only be accepted.

• Instead of focusing on what’s missing, learn to appreciate what’s there.

• The biggest problem in life isn`t the problem itself, but how people act upon it.

• Life is meant to be lived by facing the challenges it brings.

• The word “HATERS” begins with the word “HA” for a reason.

• Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you had

• The person who can find sorrow behind your smile… words behind your silence and love behind your anger, is the person who can hold you forever.

• View life as a continuous learning experience.

• Never put your happiness in someone elses hands.

• The best thing in life is doing what people say you can’t do.

• One of the best things in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still loves you and wants to be a part of all the craziness ..

• Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you..

• Good things come in good time.

• The best feeling in the world is when you KNOW your heart is smiling..

• Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

• Beauty isn`t measured by the number of likes of your picture on Facebook..

• What made you happy once, might not make you happy now.

• I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile…

• In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.

• Facebook really needs a `No one cares` button..

• Log Out is the hardest button to press…

• The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago.

• The best love story is when you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.

• ometimes you have to know when to stop hoping.

• You define your own life. Don’t let people write your script..

• One of the hardest things to do is “TRUST”, especially when those whom you “TRUSTED” the most were those who betrayed you.

• Everyday passes by and i am one step closer to the best thing in my life.

• Being defeated is often temporary, giving up makes it permanent.

• Sometimes, the questions are more important than the answers.

• I love photos because the best thing about them is that they never change even when the people in them change and they remind you of the amazing feelings.

• Never waste time on someone who does not have time for you. be with someone who will say “time is wasted if I am not with you”

• Selfishness is better than selflessness. It’s like being happy without giving a DAMN.

• We have so many needs in our life, but at the end of the day, all we need is to be needed.

• Forgiving is easy, forgetting is hard.

• What`s better? A lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

• To gain something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.

• While you’re busy looking for the perfect person, you’ll probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy..

• Never judge a book by it’s cover, or even after you have only read a few chapters, you should never voice an opinion until you know the entire story.

• ‎ And at the end of the day I know I did the best I could do

• The best way to screw up your life is to listen to others when they tell you how to live it.

• Never settle for less when you KNOW you deserve the BEST..

• Remember… every thing in life is a Choice, and every Choice comes with a Consequence, whether good or bad, Stop and think before you Choose your Consequence!

• Sooner or later it wont all be about looks anymore, it will be about whats inside, trust, loyalty and honesty and finding true happiness.

• The best and most beautiful things in the world can’t be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart.

• She hates me….but…. she can’t hate me up to that limit beyond which I love her.

• Loving someone is madness ! I am HAPPY when people call me MAD.

• A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.

• Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people one who can trust and one who can understand.

• Be confident. You will never get anywhere if you don’t believe in yourself.

• There Are Millions Of People In This world, But In The end It All Comes Down To One

• Success is the Best Revenge

• Live for today, because yesterday is over and tomorrow may never come.

• I know eventually it will all be alright but right now it’s not.

• That’s cute how you think that affects me. Truly adorable.

• Everybody’s a self-made man, but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it

• Don`t go that extra mile for someone who isn`t even worth the run.

• Be wise in the decisions you make! sometimes it only takes a minute to make a decision, but you may end up spending a lifetimes regretting it.

• People really should remember to engage their brain before they operate their mouth.

• Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the false friend that hugs you. Careful who you trust don’t be naive.

• The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition, there are no other copies!

• It doesn’t matter what other people think of you, it only matters what you think of you. Don’t change because one person doesn’t like you.

• There comes a time when you have to be strong, hold your head up high, and know you did your best! Don’t ever settle for less than what you deserve..

• You’re the best thing that I have, I mean I had.

• Never make permanant decisions on temporary feelings.

• I like to pretend that everything is alright. Because when everybody else thinks you are fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you’re not.

• Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don’t and believe that everything happens for a reason.

• Never tell your problems to anyone…20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

• It’s beautiful when two strangers become best friends, it’s terribly depressing when two best friends become strangers.

• Life is not the amount of breaths you take, its the moments that take your breath away.

• Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile so when you are lonely remember its true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.

• We spend most of our time talking about nothing but I just want to let you know that all these nothings mean so much more to me than so many somethings.

• Even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.

• I love your smile and the way you make me smile.

• Truth is the only safe ground to stand on.

• You Can Ignore Me As Long As You Want But You Can Never Change The Memories I Brought To Your Life…

• God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you”?

• Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly.

• I sit here and wonder if you’ll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.

• The secret to a rich life is to have more beginnings than endings.

• Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

• Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

• Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

• The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.

• Cheating is a choice… Not a mistake. Don’t be fooled.

• Life is not always what we want it to be. Sometimes, it’s what we never knew we need it to be.

• I think its time I let go of the past, live in the present, and look forward to the future.

• Can you catch? I think I’m falling for you.

• Every heart has a pain. Only the way of expressing it is different. Fools hide it in eyes, while brilliant hide it in their smile.

• We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes, but very good judges for the mistakes of others.

• I may not like the things I’ve done, but they made me love what I’ve become.

• Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you with me right here in the center of me heart.

• There are three things life brings us: tears, smiles and memories. Tears gets wipe away. A smile fades away. But memories last a lifetime.

• 3 steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself, look for an alternate solution & delete the situation that hurts you.

• Don’t judge me by the mistakes I have made, but by what I’ve learned from them.

• Never give your secret to anyone because if you can’t keep it to yourself don’t expect others to.

• Instead of thinking about what you are missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.

• Coins always make sound but currency notes are always silent. So when your value increase keep yourself calm and silent.

• Never stop believing. Magic is just science we don’t understand. Every original idea was considered insanity at first.

• Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

• Remember the past, but don’t live in it.

• Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.

• Life is meaningless only if we allow it to be. Each of us has the power to give life meaning, to make our time and our bodies and our words into instruments of love and hope.

• TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.

• Some things in life you have to accept because you have no control over it. Other things you can change because you have the control. You just have to figure out what’s worth fighting for.

• We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

• Never be dependent to anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you’re in darkness.

• Sometimes we forgive people simply because we want them to remain in our lives. Even when we should actually just let go.

• The secret of life is not to do what you like but to like what you do.

• Set your goals high, and don’t stop till you get there.

• Can I have my heart back now please.

• I wish to belong to you, I’ll be the one you’re looking for and we’ll be the one heaven’s searching for!

• Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

• Change will always come, not because it has to, not because it wants to, but because it’s necessary.

• I do believe that GOD above put me here for you to LOVE. He picked you out among the rest because he know I’d love you best.

• Life is like a book no matter how many smiles and tears there are, its always got to end.

• Life always has many things to bring you down. But, what can really bring you down is your attitude.

• As a kid, you can’t wait to grow up. As an adult, you wish you were a kid again.

• In life, problems continuously come and go. It never stops. So just enjoy, learn, and face it!

• Letting go of the bad memories, makes room for the good memories.

• God Gives every bird it’s food, But he does not throw it into it’s nest.

• The best gift you can give to someone is your time. Because you give them somothing you can never get back.

• Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there’s nothing left?

• Three things of life that are most valuable. Love, self confidence & friends.

• Tears, hopes, fears, dreams, wishes, love, like, hate, fate. Those are many of the things that hold weight.

• Life is like a mirror … we get the best results when we smile at it :)

• If you’re absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success.

• Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

• Women fall in love in the presence of a man, while men fall in love in the absence of a woman.

• In life, the only constant thing, is CHANGE.

• Life is too short to spend with someone who makes your days difficult.

• Harsh words hurt feelings but silence breaks hearts.

• There are two things needed in these days; first, for rich men to find out how poor men live, and second, for poor men to know how rich men work.

• It is not what you can do for your country, but what you can do for all of mankind.

• When life changes to be more difficult, you must change yourself to be stronger.

• You need to have enough courage not only to come to somebody’s life, but also to stay in it.

• The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.

• I found the reason to smile, the day I found you.

• It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong” when nothings right.

• Biggest mistake ever is thinking with your heart and feeling with your mind. Things aren’t supposed to work this way.

• There are hundreds of languages … but a smile speaks them all.

• The best things in life are free like Love, Respect, Patience and Kindness.

• I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.

• Do not go where a path may lead. Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.

• If you cant live for today, live for tomorrow.

• In the end, its not going to matter how many mistakes you made, but how you used them to make you a stronger person.

• When we love, it is not necessary to understand what is happening outside, because everything happens inside us instead.

• There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart … pursue those.

• When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom.

• Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

• It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life.

• Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.

• I may not be your 1st love, 1st kiss, 1st sight, or 1st date but I just want to be your last.

• Trust takes years to gain it, but in a second it can be gone, forever.

• God often removes someone from your life for a reason. Think before you chase after them.

• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

• A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you.

• We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore those who ignore us.

• Just because you cant see the air doesn’t mean you stop breathing. And just because you cant see God doesn’t mean you stop believing.

• It takes a second to make a mistake but a lifetime to forget it was your fault.

• Never say never because in life, you always expect the unexpected.

• Just because one person doesn’t love you don’t mean you should forget about everyone else that does.

• No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

• f it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse.

• The best way to tell a girl you love her is to sit beside her, hold her, rest her head on your heartbeat, and stay quiet.

• People always say to follow your heart, but what they dont tell you is that if you follow your heart, it doesn’t mean there will be a happy ending.

• Yes I am single. Youre gonna have to be amazing to change that.

• I wish I could go back in time and find you sooner, that way I could love you longer.

• Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

• The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together… but how good you are for each other.

• You are a mistake I would gladly repeat.

• It takes years to build friendship, years more to build love and only seconds to throw it all away.

• Please tell me you will remember, no matter how much I do wrong, that I had the best of intentions all along.

• I can talk to hundreds of people in one day, but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one minute.

• Sometimes its easier to say that you dont care than to explain all the reasons why you still do.

• I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.

• The best time to do something worthwhile is between yesterday and tomorrow.

• Looking good is the best revenge.

• You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

• A person who asks a question is a FOOL for five minutes, A person who doesn’t is a FOOL forever.

• Success makes life easier. It doesn’t make living easier.

• Things that come for free are the most expensive in life.

• Many fine things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow.

• Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.

• You can ignore me for as long as you want, but you can never change the memories that I brought in your life.

• By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.

• When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.

• The second half of a man’s life is made up habits he has acquired during the first half.

• My parents treated me like I had a brain which caused me to have One.

• Man can’t discover new oceans until he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.

• Wishes are always granted but you just have to wait for the perfect time.

• Sometimes the easiest things to hold on are hardest to let go.

• I never wanted to be famous. I only wanted to be great.

• We always overestimate our worries & underestimate our potential.

• Dont count your days. Make your days count.

• The world means a lot more when people mean the world to each other.

• Every single moment counts. When you add them all up, they equal your life.

• Accept what you cant change, and change what you cant accept.

• Love is like the Sun it shines bright and warms your heart.

• Absence sharpens love, but presence strengthens it.

• You can teach math science history philosophy but you can’t teach common sense.

• You know what’s so hard to find, someone you can actually trust.

• The difference between CAN and CANNOT are only three letters. Three letter that determine your life direction.

• Destiny is not a matter of chance. Its a matter of choice.

• I am 99% sure that she doesn’t like me but it’s that 1% that keep me hangin on.

• It will be worth it to be with someone who knows your worth.

• If it does not feel right to you, then maybe it’s not right for you.

• The people who appear strongest on the outside are the weakest within

• It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy.

• I dont care if anyone does not like me. I was not born in this world to entertain everyone.

• I don’t want to be your whole world. Just your favorite part in it.

• Love is the seventh sense which destroys all other 6 senses.

• I dont want a relation where people say they look so cute together. I need a relation where people say, Look how happy they are together.

• Promises are like babies! Fun to make but hell to deliver.

• If you like me, tell Me. if you miss me show it and if you love me, PROVE IT.

• Sometimes I wish I could read your mind to find out how you feel about me.

• Teachers open the door but you must enter by yourself.

• The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.

• Just because you have a heart, it does not make you a human. You need to have emotions in that.

• If you dont believe in yourself, Do you think anyone else would?

• I am single but not available.

• Trust me, everybody is kind so long as you dont disturb to them.

• Never let life discourage you; Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

• Always remember that the most beautiful curve on your body is your smile :)

• Learn from yesterday, live for today and hope for tomorrow.

• When people have something bad to say about you, its b’coz they don’t have anything good to say about themselves.

• Waking up in truth is much better than living in a lie.

• Some relations are like TOM & JERRY. They tease eachother but can’t live without eachother.

• Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone special.

• Just because things are not good now does not mean they will be that way forever.

• Use everyday as an opportunity to make tomorrow even more better.

• Always remember to smile. You may not know it, but someone might be dying to see that smile everyday.

• Don’t let yourself be controlled by these 3 things. Your past, people & money.

• People don’t always need advice. Sometimes all they need is a hand to hold, ear to listen and heart to understand.

• I love thosee random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.

• No words are necessary between two loving hearts.

• I will take care of you more than I do to my self.

• Everyone can say they care but not everyone can prove it.

• May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself. Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in your heart.

• Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to. Everyone who smiles at you is not your friend.

• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

• Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone that does not think about us for 1 second.

• Most of us are just about as Happy as we make up our MINDS to be.

• Dont use your words to describe the situation. Use your words to change the situation.

• GOD understands our prayers even when we can’t find the words.

• If you don’t thank GOD for every smile, then you have no right to complain about every tear.

• Cuddling in bed and falling asleep is probaby the best feeling in a relationship.

• Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband & wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

• Find a heart that will love you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest.

• Relationships are like a Book. It takes years to write but second to burn.

• Distance means so little when someone means so much.

• I am not perfect but loving you makes me the best. ♥

• I still remember the feeling I felt when I first started talking to you.

• Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.

• Its better to let go with a smile in face than to hold on with tears in eyes.

• Im not looking for someone who has everything. But someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.

• Sometimes second chance work out better than the first b’coz you already learned from your mistakes.

• Beauty doesn’t last forever but a beautiful personality does.

• All I want and all I need is only YOU!

• Happiness is the only thing you can give without having.

• Spend your life with who makes you happy, not with who you have to impress.

• I wish memories were like text messages. You can delete the ones you hate and keep the ones you like.

• Never give up on something or someone that you truly belive in.

Top Eid Mubarak Status & Mgs

• Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice and commitment to the orders of Allah, may also allah bless us with identical in all circles of existence, and help all among us, who are helpless, involved, and waiting for their rehmat! “Eid Mubarak”

• I desire to be guided by using their faith in the Almighty and shining in their divine advantages. Wishing you a happy “Eid Mubarak”

• May God bless you with the abundance of new friends, and all the different advantages. “Eid Mubarak”

E-include with open coronary heart;

I-inculcate accurate facts;

D-distribute and provide the rewards of allah with the less privileged. Happy “Eid Mubarak”! …

• “Eid Mubarak”! You can also bless him on this auspicious day of eid, and may or may not be a new beginning of more prosperity, satisfaction and happiness.

• In the eid, I wish that the benefits of light allah up the route and lead to happiness, peace and fulfillment. “Eid Mubarak”

• You are unique, you are specific; It could also make your eid be as unique and specific as you are.”Eid Mubarak”

• To desire that Allah grant us its optimum benefits, and our association is strengthened every year. Wishing you joy and prosperity in eid-ul-fitr!”Eid Mubarak”

Eid Mubarak Messages for your friends:

• Desiring all others in eid, strengthens the bond of affection and brotherhood and embraces shows forgiveness. A completely blissful eid ul fitr all of you!”Eid Mubarak”

• May the benefits of allah fill your life with happiness and open all doors of fulfillment now and continuously.”Eid Mubarak”

• Wishing you blessings on this unique occasion, wishing you a happy and blessed eid surrounded by those who love.”Eid Mubarak”

• “Eid Mubarak” In addition, the blessings of Allah be with you these days, the next day and continuously.

• We wish that the day eid is the happiest day of your life style .. fill your existence with happiness and pleasure.”Eid Mubarak”

• We wish that the eid day can be the happiest day of your life … allah fulfill its existence with happiness and pleasure.”Eid Mubarak”

• Messages of sympathy and concord. Point to forget the poor in this eid. Let’s be a helping hand for them.”Eid Mubarak”

• May also the blessing of allah fill their existence with happiness, achievement and adequate health, “Eid Mubarak”

• Which is an afternoon that makes us together in one region, creates smiles on all Muslim faces, and increases our love for each different. We can also constantly maintain this spirit for every different!”Eid Mubarak”

Top 30 Eid ul Fitr 2017 Facebook Status:

• Have a happy eid with full of sparkling lighting fixtures … a warm and sincere need to inform you how much I suggest.”Eid Mubarak”.

• Kuch musarrat mazeed ho jaye is bahane se eid ho jaye eid milne jo aap aajayein meri be eid eid ho jaye.”Eid Mubarak”

• Wishing smiles and all the exceptional things. You can also take this eid to bring all the amenities you have always wanted, and all the pleasure and laughter you have ever had wanted. Happy “Eid Mubarak”

• May also this show of competence you with love, peace, godness hot temperature and allah blessing.”Eid Mubarak”

• I wish you all a very euphoric and not violent eid. He could allah renowned his remarkable deeds, excuse his transgressions and simplicity the torment of all the companies around the globe. “Eid Mubarak”!!

• Moreover, allah bless: his days with happiness; His weeks with prosperity; Your months with contentment; And your years with love and peace!”Eid Mubarak”

• My blessing, true congratulations and desires. I wish you fine of everything for not more effective in eid-ul-fitr however additionally all years in advance. “Eid Mubarak”

• As ALLAH waters his advent, he may additionally sprinkle his wonder our blessings upon you and your loved ones. “Eid Mubarak”

• Love and laughter of hope, warmth, pleasure of desires and a bouquet of eid needs, retirements became a part of their eid and their existence.”Eid Mubarak”

Wedding Wishes Status

1. Remember the love you feel today. Look back on it daily and measure how much it has grown.

2. Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever! Happy wedding day!

3. I wish you eyes full of joy and long and interesting life together! Be happy!

4. I wish you to live in peace and in perfect union at least till your golden jubilee!

5. Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

6. Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever! Happy wedding day!

7. I congratulate you on your wedding and wish you half of the most beautiful things in the world. The other half I’ll leave for me.

8. I wish you to live in peace and in perfect union at least till your golden jubilee!

9. May the love you express to each other today, always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future.

10. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of life.

11. What do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of Love & all other are thinking of food? . . . . . . . . WEDDING

12. A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

13. We are, each of us, angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other.

14. A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

15. Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

17. In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.

18. Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in shade

19. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot

20. Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is Eternity.

21. Wishing you the joy and happiness that you both deserve, make sure you kiss everynight before going to bed.

22. Wishing you all the love and happiness in the world and congratulations on your marriage.

23. May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

24. May you be as rich in life as you are in love.

25. May there be a generation of children, on the children of your children.

26. The day we say I DO will be the greatest day of my life

27. Watch your wedding video in reverse You’ll love the part where you walk back down the easilyout the door into the car and bugger off with your mates

28. My marriage is on the rocks again yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

29. Wishing you the best of life today and in the days to come..

30. “Sadly distance keeps me from being in your wedding. I want you to know your wedding makes me and everybody who are fond of you very happy. A big hug and a lot of happiness for deciding to be very close.”

31. May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live. Congratulations on your marriage!

32. Wishing you a love that grows day after day and year after year. Congratulations on your wedding.

33. A story full with love like yours could only end in marriage. I am so happy for it. I wish you both happiness and joy

34. Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.

35. “I am certain you will always be happy. When you look at each other it is pure love. Congratulations and may your life together last forever.”

36. A great marriage isn’t something that just happens; it’s something that must be created.

37. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

38. Wishing you lots of joy and happiness for this very special day! Enjoy the moments as long as possible. Don’t miss any part of it.

39. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

40. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

41. Like you’re trying to fight gravity on a planet that insists that love is like falling and falling is like this

42. Happiness is anyone and anything at all, that’s loved by you.

43. Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

44. There is nothing like marriage, for two who love one another..

45. THis day i will marry my friend. the one i laugh with live for , dream with love

46. The happiest time in Life Is When You Touch Your Dreams, Love And The Faith In God. My All Wishes With You Always…

47. You two are one of the best couples I have ever seen, may you stay happy always.

48. The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger, because that’s the only finger that has a vein that goes directly to heart.

49. On your special day dear friend, wishing you all the happiness, love and togetherness forever.

50. “A story full with love like yours could only end in marriage. I wish you both happiness and joy.”

51. Best wishes for a fun-filled future together.

52. Your special day has come at last, So make the most and have a blast!

53. May you have the wedding of your dreams and the happiest of marriages!

54. Make your home and family the safest place on Earth.

55. Feeling so much joy for the two of you as you join your lives in marriage!

56. Wedding is a special day.It’s the birth of a new family. Congratulations on your wedding

57. Such great news to hear of your wedding.Best wishes for U.

58. May today be the beginning of a long, happy life together.

59. I congratulate you on this happy occasion and wish a lot of happy years together!

60. I congratulate you on the wedding and wish you to enjoy your new life!

61. On your wedding day I wish you a lifelong Honeymoon!

62. Congratulations to the super couple. You both look lovely together.

63. Congratulations on your marriage, have a wonderful life!

64. “‘Two become one’—what a beautiful thing. Congratulations!”

65. On this day two became one. Just married. Forever. Congratulations

66. Congratulations! May your married life be filled with fun, love, joy and laughter

67. “My big wish for both of you is happiness forever. You convey joy because your faces reflect your happiness.”

68. “Your wedding will be unforgettable for both of you. From here I send you my best wishes for your marriage. True love overcomes difficulties, and you are an example of it.”

69. May all your dreams, hopes and wishes be fulfilled. Congratulations.

Top 65 Funniest Status

• I’m never sure what to do with my eyes when I’m at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? What’s the proper etiquette here?
  
• Does liking a sad status update mean I’m sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad?
• Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”.
• What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved. Did you sea what I did there? I’m shore you did, beach.
• *Opens a pack of gum* Bam! Everyone’s your best friend.
• Nice food pictures people, please keep it to yourself unless you’re planning on taking me along.
• When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look.
• I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work.
• Phases of love. 1) xoxo. 2) xxx. 3) ex.
• I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
• I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
• Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
• Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
• Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
• We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
• We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
• A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
• People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
• “Isn’t your pants’ zipper supposed to be in the front?” Hobbes.
• Cheese… milk’s leap toward immortality.
• You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.
• Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner.
• He’s so optimistic he’d buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
• I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.
• Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
• My son is now an entrepreneur.Thats what you are called when you dont have a job.
• A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn’t any Santa Claus, and he’s still upset.
• The longer the title the less important the job.
• Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
• Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
• I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
• The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
• We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
• Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
• No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
• By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
• Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
• Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
• Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
• I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
• A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
• Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
• The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
• Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
• I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
• Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
• If winning is not everything why do they keep score?
• After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
• Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
• Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
• I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”
• There are no winners in life…only survivors.
• Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
• I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
• We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
• I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
• Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
  

Best Girl Impress status

1- Life is all about to live but my life is only about to live with you.
2- True love is hard to find and harder to hide.
3- You are the best blessing of my life the god gave me..
4- Never impress a girl with that who you are not, Be real and be brave..
5- I am in love with you along with all your flaws and imperfections.
6- Don’t waste your time in impressing other people, Do what you really want to do.
7- Your love makes my ordinary life into the fairy tale dream life.
8- I can change myself only for you not because you are my love but coz you are my life.
9- When you are not mad in the love, it simply means you are not in true love.
10- You are the only reason why I smile, I breath and I live.
11- To stay in love with one person forever is the best thing one can do.
12- I don’t want to be perfect, I just want to be with you now and always.
13- You are the one for whom I feel what I don’t feel for any one else..
14- I always imagine my future with you, Can you help you making my dream come true.
15- Your smile is the most beautiful smile I have ever seen..
16- I love to see your smile, your face, your eyes, and your love to me.
17- Love is just love, it is a strange feeling which can never be explained.
18- My feelings towards you never get vanished rather they get stronger with time.
19- I love you not because you are pretty but because I love you.
20- It feels so lonely in a crowdy area when you are not with me.
21- I was just like an ordinary man, your love made me special..
22- Loving you is by chance but to stay in love is my choice.
23- I will wait for you endlessly because actually no one replace you in my heart.
24- I try my best not to miss you but at the end I still do.
25- I am not perfect and I knew it but I am perfect for the girl like you.
26- You are the reason why I wake up every morning.
27- In order to make you smile, I can lose any thing in the world.
28- Loving you and to be loved back is the best thing of my entire life.
29- My heart beats so fast when I see you or even hear your name.
30- I have the best gift of my life and that’s you my princess..