Facebook Status Ideas
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Not
smoking also leads to death.
Forgive
your enemies. It annoys them to no end.
If
a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the
uglier one.
My
wife had auto correct way before the iPhone.
Some
thoughts should stay in your head.
You
may not like what I do or my different view but that’s why I’m
me, and not you
Hold
on I’m getting an idea!
Don’t
be like cigarettes, people buy you when they need you and step on
you when they finish from you, but be like drugs, they DIE if they
don’t have you..
You
know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn
your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook
from your phone one last time for the night.
If you wanna be successful in
life, you have to work hard for it, but party harder.
Good
morning. You are beautiful inside and out. Hit your day head on
knowing this, and everything will be just fine.
Nothing
sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that
you`re wrong.
Cheer
up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!
To
steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is
research.
It
may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my
problems to go away.
If
I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Never
forgets a face..but in your case I’ll make an exception!
Dreams
of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having
their motives questioned.
Never
make eye contact while eating a banana..
You’re
not an ugly person. You’re an exceptionally beautiful monkey.
Love
is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your
house down.
I’m
a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So I guess that makes me perfect.
If
you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll
probably never do much of anything.
If
you really like someone, there’s no such thing as not having
enough time for them.
Try
to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Do
you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than
you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Where
have you been all my life?
The
meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical
substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Me
without you is LIKE Facebook without friends, Youtube without
videos, Movie without music and Google with no results.
Love and forgiveness cannot be
separated. To truly love, you must forgive. To truly forgive, you
must love. Forgive and move forward to a life of true love.
Be
confident. You will never get anywhere if you don’t believe in
yourself.
If
people are truly, madly, deeply in love with each other, they will
find a way.
I
never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
When
you are successful your well wishers know who you are BUT when you
are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are.
Waiting
for someone you love is never easy. Especially when the one you’re
waiting for isn’t aware that you’re waiting…
Always
stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.
Truth
is, i miss you. i miss the way you held me, the way you told me you
kissed me, i miss it all.
All
I want is someone who will stay, no matter how hard it is to be with
me.
Meeting
men at bars is like window shopping. You’re looking at fancy
clothes on a bunch of dummies.
That
amazing moment when you post a comment on facebook and everyone
likes it.
In
the restaurant window, “Eat now Pay waiter.”
Closing
all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is
like frantically getting the keys into the door before the killer
gets you.
Life
is like a game without the pause button.
When
you really LOVE someone … Age, Distance, Height, Weight … These
are just a damn numbers.
Life
is the art of drawing without an eraser.
Life
is an echo, what you send out comes back.
Man
never has what he wants, because what he wants is everything.
Even
if I was home alone for six hours, my tv didnt work, computer was
broken, phone wasnt charged and I lost the charger… I STILL
wouldn’t do my homework.
Motivation
is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
Your best friends now, can
become your worst enemies later, but also the other way around. Keep
that in mind when you judge people, because you might experience
something like it.
Sometimes
you have to follow your heart & not worry about what others
think.
There’s
no next time. It’s now or never.
If
love is a crime, lock me up, I’m guilty baby
Never
stop learning, because life never stops teaching.
A
man will never be the man a woman wants him to be ,and a women will
never be the woman a man first thought she was.
At
some point, you have to stop planning and start doing.
I
wanted everything to stay the same, but feelings fade & people
change.
The
difference between your mind and your heart is that your mind tells
you whats smart to do and your heart what you are gonna do anyway.
You
may not always end up where you thought you were going, But you will
always end up where you were meant to be.
Stop
wasting your time on people who don’t love you.
Thousands
of stars are in the sky but you are the one in front of my eyes.
How
come the only normal people are the ones I don’t know very well?
I
am fine = I wish you know how I feel inside.
Dear
Enemies — I have so much more for you to be mad about. Just be
patient :)
What
is life without love, who can tell me?
Why
are so many unexpressive in love, but highly expressive in anger?
People
that worry about the past are still living there.
Everything
comes back ……. Even fashion
I
still feel that writing a Love Letter is more romantic than E-mails
& SMS.
Laugh when you can, apologize
when you should, and let go of what you cant change.
Remember
that love comes from the heart not the mind.
Even
thoo we stopped talking ………….. I still think about you.
We
live in a tragic world where a cat dies out of curiosity, but humans
die without a reason.
If
you cant help people, at least dont hurt them.
I
wish we can Google how someone feel about us.
If
you hold back your feelings because you are afraid of getting hurt,
you end up hurting anyway.
Be
mine or make me your’s, live in my heart or let me live in your’s.
Everyone
who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives.
You
just have to do your own thing, no matter what anyone says. It’s
your life.
You
have to take chances for the things you care about.
I
have stopped counting the days, I now make everyday count.
If
you always give, you will always have.
Your
inner beauty never needs makeup.
If
you dont know how to LOVE then atleast learn how to care.
To
mom & dad, One way I’ll make you proud. I promise.
Life
is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs. But its your
choice to scream or enjoy the ride.
There
are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Last
person you think about before you fall asleep is the one who truly
owns your heart.
Be
the change that you wish to see in the world.
Mind is like a parachute. It
only works when its open.
The
most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you. It
is when you dont understand yourself.
Appreciate
what you have before it turns into what you had.
Life
begins at the end of your comfort zone.
How
we live our days is how we live our lives.
Success
seems to be connected with actions. Successful people keep moving.
They make mistakes but they dont quit.
There
is no key to happiness, the DOOR is always open.
Running
away ….. Who wants to come with?
I
am scared of looking at you because the more I do, the more I fall
in love with you.
Why
do we hurt the one we love the most?
Expectation
is the root of all heartache.
The
best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.
I
dont forgive people because I am weak. I forgive them because Im
strong enough to understand people make mistakes.
Words
can’t express how much I love you. You are my love now and
forever.
I
always wonder if you smile at my texts like I smile at yours.
The
most beautiful line is “But I Love” and the most heartbreaking
line is I Love You But.
People
may forget what you said, but not what you did.
Past
is where you learned the lesson. Future is where you apply the
lesson. Dont give up in the MIDDLE.
Never
try to maintain relations in Life. Just try to maintain life in ur
relations.
Whenever
I look into your eyes and you look into mine, I wish time would stop
so that moment would last forever.
If a girl is stupid enough to
love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.
No
girlfriend … No problem … AGREE?
I
dont know exactly what I was waiting for but when I am with you, It
feel like everything I’ve been waiting for.
If
love is suicide. Im about to make a sacrifice.
Sometimes
its best to stay quiet. Silence can speak volumes without ever
saying a word.
I
wish we can GOOGLE how a certain people feels about us.
TRUST
is like a eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
I
hate two faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap
first.
How
others see you is not important. How you see yourself means
everything.
It’s
time to be happy again.
In
a relationship: Everyone likes you. Single: No one likes you :)
You
know why its hard to be HAPPY? It’s b’coz we refuse to let go of
the things that make us sad.
Just
because I don’t say certain things, does not mean I don’t feel
them.
A
single moment of misunderstanding is so poisonous that it makes us
forget the hundred lovable moments spent together within a minute.
The
problem with closed minded people is that their mouth is always
opened.
A
real relationship is where you can tell each other everything &
anything. No secrets and no lies.
Spending
today complaining about yesterday won’t make tomorrow any better.
Never
be afraid to help others in their time of need. You never know when
you may need that shoulder to lean on.
The
smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect. It means I
appreciate what I have and what GOD blessed me with.
The
worst feeling is pretending you don’t care about something, when
really it’s all you seem to think about.
Sometimes in relationship
people get too comfortable and forget they can be replaced.
Keep
your eyes open and your feet moving forward. You will find what you
need.
A
woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things
but will never leave you.
The
awkward moment when you are that one friend who always gives
relationship advice but is still single.
Do
what makes you happy. Be with who makes you smile. Laugh as much as
you breathe. Love as long as you live.
GOD
hears every unspoken words, sees every unseen wound, mend every
unbearable pain. Have faith and be strong!
Trust
is like a paper, once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again.
There’s
nothing wrong with making mistakes, whats wrong is letting a mistake
stay a mistake.
Dont
let the imaginary person in your head keep you from loving the real
one right in front of you.
Everyone
makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is
looking.
I
may not be the PERFECT ONE for you. But I will always try to be the
RIGHT ONE for you.
I
love the morning without an alarm.
The
truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.
rom
morning’s first light to evening’s last star, always remember
how special you are.
No
one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting,
assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry & hurting.
As
time goes on you’ll understand. what lasts, lasts; what doesn’t,
doesn’t. Time solves most things. And what time can’t solve, you
have to solve yourself.
You
know he’s someone special when no matter what kind of mood you’re
in, he can always manage to make you smile.
Life
is crazy, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.
Stop
waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right
person to come to someone’s life.
Have
faith in GOD; God has faith in you.
I still remember all the sweet
things you said, they keep me up at night.
Handwritten
love letters will never go out of style.
No
Texts. No Calls but I’m still here thinking about you like crazy.
You
know you found the one when you can’t stop thinking about her.
Everyone
can make you smile but not everyone can make you happy.
You
are leaving because it’s easier to walk away than to fight for
what you really want.
I
am incharge of how I feel and today I am choosing happiness.
Whatever
you believe with feeling becomes your reality.
Always
think before saying anything. It may be a joke for you but it might
break someone’s heart.
Don’t
try to be different. Just be good, Nowadays to be good is different
enough.
I
love sleeping b’coz dreams are way better than reality.
If
you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it,
change your attitude.
Remember
the time we used to get on the computer just for paint?
I
hate it when you think your dream is real & when you wake up,
you are all disappointed.
Stop
waiting for things to get better and do something to make it better.
What
ever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The
hatred that comes out of you will someday come back to you. Love
others.
Every
time when I see a quote that relates to my situation I think that I
am not the only one.
I’m
pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my fb status,
all my friends would delete me.
People
are not always going to be there for you, thats why you need to
learn to handle things on your own.
No
words can explain how I feel about you, but sometimes I wonder how
you feel about me.
Sometimes in life we just need
someone who will be there for us. Someone who will listen. Someone
who will unnderstand us.
Sometimes
you have to be your own hero b’coz sometimes the people you can’t
live without can live without you.
Once
you feel you are avoided by someone….. Never disturb them.
Love
is not about finding the one. It’s about giving yourself to
someone who will love you for who you are.
I
wake up every morning hoping to see a text message from you.
Loving
someone and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not
giving it.
People
may hate you for being different and not living by society’s
standards but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the
same things.
No
matter how carefully you choose your words, they will always end up
being twisted by others.
People
say, when you are in love, everything seems beautiful but I say when
you are truly in love, you can’t find anything more beautiful than
your love.
Always
be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate
version of somebody else.
Before
someone’s tomorrow has been taken away, cherish those you love,
appreciate them today.
Recpect
old people: They graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia.
She
loves him more than he’ll ever know. He loves her more than he’ll
ever show.
When
it comes to love, there’s no guarantee that you wont get hurt, you
just have to ask yourself is it even worth taking the risk.
Time
passes, memories fade, feelings change, people leave but hearts
never forget.
Life
without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.
Theres
always that person whom you wish their status was about you.
My
mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza,
food.
When
I look at you, I can’t deny there is a GOD. Because only GOD could
have created someone as wonderful and beautiful as you.
Always
remember that you have a family that loves and respects you, so
remember to do the same.
There is no future in the past.
Move on. Life is too valuable to get stuck.
The
tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so
long to begin it.
Be
contented and happy with what you have, while working hard for what
you want.
Whatever
you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to
say.
10%
of conflict is due to the difference in opinion and 90% is due to
wrong tone of voice.
There
are things in our life that are not meant to stay. Sometimes, CHANGE
may not be what we want. But sometimes , change is exactly what we
need.
Jealously
only eats up your beauty. Have more faith in yourself, you got
something that other people don’t.
The
only thing that makes it a part of your life is that you keep
thinking about it.
My
amazing ability to believe that a simple blanket can protect me from
the devil at night.
Laying
in bed, remembering a conversation in your head and imagining what
you should’ve said instead.
If
you are willing to hold someone’s hand. Make sure its forever.
Respect
is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.
The
sweetest place is to be in someones thoughts and the safest place is
to be in someones heart.
There’s
no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set
an alarm for tomorrow morning.
That
awkward moment when you are checking yourself out in the window of
another car and realize there’s someone inside.
That
awkward moment when you finish reading a page and you have no idea
what you just read.
Nothing
is more cute than a shy guy trying to tell you that he loves you.
I
don’t want diamonds or the world ……. all I want is for you to
hold me and call me your girl.
Can’t
sleep at night and can’t get up in the morning.
First
thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more
time to sleep.
The police is looking for a
suspect described as sexy, funny & great in bed. You ugly ass is
safe, but where should I hide?
The
only way to feel peace after a break up is to quiet the thoughts
about it.
Real
love is not based on romance, candle light dinner and walks along
the beach. In fact, it is based on respect, compromise, care and
trust.
Everyone
makes mistakes in life but it doesn’t mean they have to pay for
them for the rest for their life. Sometimes good people make bad
choices. It doesn’t mean that they are bad… it means they are
human.
Dear
GOD, Thank you for today, yesterday and tomorrow; my family, my joy,
my sorrow; for all that made me stronger.
Life
is trial and error. Every relationship is not meant to work.
Sometimes you are just meant to learn the lesson.
When
I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people
are more scary.
Sometimes
it’s hard to move on but once you move on, you’ll realize it was
the best decision.
“Its
Okay” and “Im fine” are the two most common lies spoken in the
world.
Do
something instead of killing time, because time is killing you.
I
wish facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I can
“LIKE” it.
That
scary moment when you are about to go to bed and then you realize
you had homework.
Having
long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever.
In
life I have made a lot of mistakes and I have felt a lot of pain but
mistakes make me smarter and pain, makes me stronger.
No
matter how many times I say I don’t need a boyfriend, my heart
still craves to love someone truly.
You
are who you are today because of a strong foundation you built
yesterday.
Lessons
in life will be repeated until they are learned.
If
you care about what you do and work hard at it, there isn’t
anything you can’t do if you want to.
Everything
happens at exactly the right moment, neither too soon nor too late.
Those
who know me never doubt me & those who doubt me never knew me.
No matter how you treat people
they will love you according to their mood & need.
If
you know you are right, keep your voice down. If you know you are
wrong, keep your confidence up.
Never
underestimate the power of a smile, it can ease someones pain in
less than a second.
Facebook
is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your
inbox.
The
only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own
thinking.
The
only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories
are the only things that don’t change.
Doubt
kills mmore dreams than failure ever will.
When
you can’t forgive someone, pray for them. It may or may not change
them, but it will always change you.
Marriage
is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.
The
best thing about the past is that it shows you what not to bring
into your future.
Not
everything is meant to last forever, so enjoy every moment as it
happens.
The
more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life
to celebrate.
When
I am expecting a text, I constantly feel my phone vibrate even
though it is not.
Every
human in the world is blind to his own faults.
Life
is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep
moving.
Don’t
feed your mind with negative thoughts. If you do, you will come to
believe them.
Be
thankful, you are blessed. Life is too short to be so stressed
When
someone comes into your life, God sent them for a feason, Either To
learn from them, or to be with them until the end.
It’s
not about ideas it’s about Making ideas happen.
To
be rich is not what you have in your bank account, but what you have
in your heart!!!
Maybe its true that we don’t
know what we have until we lose it. But it’s also true that we
don’t know what we are missing until we find it.
It
is better to cry than to be angry, because anger hurts others while
tears flow silently threw the soul and cleanses the heart.
Love
IS Like Fire. It Can Warm Your Heart, But IT CAN Also Burn Your
House DOWN.
Whatever
you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
Sometimes
we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we
find sugar lying at the bottom .. that’s life, sweetened but not
stirred well.
We
all have that one friend who starts acting up because there’s
girls around.
When
you fall in love, you tend to lose 2-3 close friends due to
neglecting friendships.
Isn’t
it so annoying when famous people get things for free when they are
the ones that can afford it.
I
wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter,
Facebook……..I can’t even keep up with the Kardashians.
Maybe
I should treat you the same way you have treated me. Then maybe you
will understand how much it hurts.
It
makes no sense to worry about things you have no control over
because there’s nothing you can do about them.
Do
what you did in th beginning of a relationship and there won’t be
an end.
Some
people will like you, some people won’t. It’s their problem not
yours.
I
swear, if my girlfriend calls me immature one more time, she’s
never getting her nose back!
God
forgives. Everyday is brand new. It is possible that when you are
worrying about something, God will always turn things around to make
you happy.
I
wish you would sneak up behind me, whisper in my ear, and tell me
all the things I have been dying to hear.
The
great thing to remember is that though our feelings come and go
God�s love for us does not.
I
don’t think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking
2
mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.
Do
you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?
A
man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all
women. She turned him into a credit card.
Time
for a fun game. Which TV family is most like your own?
Always
look your best. You never know when your family is going to surprise
you with an intervention.
Just
because a person smiles all the time, doesn’t mean their life is
perfect. That smile is a symbol of hope and strength.
Distance
doesn’t necessarily ruin a relationship. You don’t have to see
someone everyday to be in love.
A
best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t
want to hear it..
A
good man and a good woman create a power couple because their
passions for success equal each other. It’s about love and being a
team.
When
someone appears in your dreams, that person was most likely talking
about you before falling asleep.
Real
men DON’T assume everything’s ok with their woman, they
communicate with her making 100% sure everything’s ok.
When
life’s tough remember you are tougher.
Doesn’t
matter how many people doubt you or your dreams, as long as you
don’t doubt yourself.. Anythings possible
The
loneliest moment in someones life is when they are watching their
whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
Just
be yourself, there is no one better.
