Girls And Boys Status

• Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

• Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.

• Life is like mario bro’s, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess.

• You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.

• Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

• Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

• Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, Im saving this girl for someone special.

• Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

• I have a Date tonight, Woot Woot! (of course its with the couch, pillow and TV Remote, but its still a date. Right?)

• So you wanna date me? Please submit the following: Copy of drivers licence & SS card, current pay stub, clean drug test & std screen. Otherwise don’t bother.

• Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.

• Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

• Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.

• Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.

• I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.

• A man does not ask a woman to marry him because he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He asks her to marry him because he DOES NOT want to spend the rest of his life WITHOUT her.

• If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

• Never go back to your EX. It’s like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.

• Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I’m better off without you!

• I miss my amazing one of a kind boyfriend.

• Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

• To ex boyfriend, No, I’m not jealous, I know what she’s getting.

• Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

• Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.

• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

• Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of bad girls.

• Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who’ll stay true to her!

• A woman is already halfway in love with any man who listens to him.

• There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle aged.

• Girls Theory “Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero & React DOUBLE”

• Girls are like internet domain names…… The ones I like are already taken.

• I wanna be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced.

• Love is the whole history of a woman’s life, it is but an episode in a man’s.

• WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

• God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.

• That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.

• Girls, the second you stop chasing him is the second he’ll start chasing you.

• When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she’ll love it.

• Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I have seen.

• Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

• Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

• I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we are really not that different, me and you.

• Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

• According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.

• A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

• Respect her like your mother, protect her like your daughter & love her like your wife.

• Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.

• Girl does not need to tell how she feels, Its written all over the way she behaves whe you are around.

• when a girl asks a guy to listen a song, its because the lyrics are all the words she’s afraid to say.

• Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.

• To boy, girls are just city buses. There’s another one every five minutes.

• Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.

• Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, Girls

• I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens:)

• If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

• Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday :)

• If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.

• This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.

• I Like to study …. arithmetic, NO …. world history, NO …. chemistry, NO …. GIRLS, YES!!!

• Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

• Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

• Boys are great, Every girl should have one.

• No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She’s a girl, and you have to respect that.

• Every girl wants to mean something to somebody. All it takes is a little text to show her she’s on your mind.

• Too many teenagers are worried about love and finding it. This is the time to find yourself, who you really are and what you want to be.

• Don’t cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you. B’coz girls give and forgive but boys get and forget.

• Girl: Why my name on your facebook status in every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind.

• If you have a good boyfriend, don’t make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.

• A true lady doesn’t demand, she thanks and true man doesn’t promise, he commit’s.

• Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile, even when she doesn’t want to.

• A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.

• Sometimes, the happiest girl you know is the girl who goes through a lot hard things in life.

• Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

• When a girl is silent, she’s either over thinking, falling apart, tired of waiting, crying inside or all of the above.

• When a girl is quiet and does not talk a word that’s when she needs you the most.

• The problem of being a good guy … Its that the bad ones get the girls.

• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl’s smile. Would you smile for me today?

• A girl doesn’t need to tell you how she feels. Its written all over the way she behaves when you are around.

• I’m his first and last. He is my one and only.

• Two dangerous weapons in this world! Girl’s SMILE and her TEARS! These things make a man to do anything. Agree?

• A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

• When a girl is silent, she’s either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all of the above.

• Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.

• When a girl is in LOVE, you can see it in her smile and when a boy is in LOVE, you can see it in his eyes.

• Tell her she’s beautiful, not HOT. she’s a girl not a cup of tea.

• Getting a lot of girls is not something to be proud of, keeping one is.

• Girls have a bad habit of holding on for too long & guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.

• The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she’s in your heart and on your mind.

• A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

• Show her you LOVE her when you have her, not when she finds someone better because you didn’t treat her right.

• I’m not one in a million kind of girls. I’m once in a lifetime kind of woman.

• A woman brought you into this world. Therefore you have no right to disrespect one.

• A woman wants a man to protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife and respect her like a mother.

• No girl believes she’s beautiful. Until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is. This is our duty as guys. Making ladies realize their beauty.

• Silence is a girls loudest cry. You know she’s really hurt when she starts ignoring you.

• Love is a form of amneia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world.

• Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.

• Treat your girl every day the same as you used to do when you were in the process of getting her.

• Don’t play with a woman’s heart. Why mislead a good woman if you know you are not going to love her the way she deserves to be loved.

• If you treat her the same way you treat others, how is she supposed to know that she is special to you?

• Wait for the boy who will do anything to be your everything.

• In every girl’s life there is a boy she will never forget. In every boy’s life there is a girl he can never get.

• If you are not treating her/him right, don’t be mad when someone else steps in and does your job.

• Boys think of girls like books. If the cover does not catch their eyes, they won’t bother to read whats inside.

• Every girl needs a best friend to help her laugh when she thinks she’ll never smile again.

• Watching a horror movie and thinking: No don’t kill him! Hes hot.

• If you have to convince someone you are right for them, then maybe they are not right for you.

• Girls who think ”A lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers ;)

• Behind every untrusting girl, is a boy who lied, cheated, broke his promises to her.

• Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

• A man has two options in a relation. Either stand up and be the man she needs or sit down, so she can see the man behind you.

• Sometimes the girl thats been there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for her.

• Fact about boys: They may be flirting all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

• Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess.

• She likes him, he likes her. Everyone knows, except them.

• Girls are not toys.. you can’t just drop them when you get boared.

• In every girl’s heart there is a sea of secrets she wont ever let you swim in.

• Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you are proud to have her.

• We all have that one look we give to our friends when someone attractive walks by.

• Every girl is an angel. Don’t waste time in selecting unique. Instead spend time in understanding them.

• She can be your best friend, worst enemy, real bitch or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.

• Girls with the prettiest smiles, always seem to tell the saddest stories.

• Girl: I hate it when you act like I don’t mean anything to you. Boy: I hate it when you act like you don’t know that you mean everything to me.

• Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

• A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age. However a good woman will always be a good woman.

• Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile.

• Dear Girls … Guys don’t get hints. You have to be straight forward.

• Girls who have more guys as friends than girls, go through less depression and anxiety.

• A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to waer. 2. No room for all the clothes.

• Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

• Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.

• Girls can survive without a boyfriend but they can’t survive without a best friend.

• It’s a man’s job to respect women but its a woman’s job to give him something to respect.

• I was only a time pass in your life but one day you will realise that the time that you passed with me was the most beautiful time you have ever spend.

• A smile is the most beautiful curve on a womans body.

• That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

• The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.

• Don’t be a woman that needs a man …. Be a woman a man needs.

• Facebook is like girls, once you understand them they change.

• Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?

• Every girl deserves a guy who will ruin her lipstick. Not one who will ruin her mascara.

• Tell a girl she’s beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she’ll never forget.

• If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her.

• Be the reason why she smiles every morning, not the reason why she cries every night.

• Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her.

• I’m the type of girl.. who will burst out laughin at that happend yesterday…

• Tell a girl she’s beautiful she’ll believe it for a moment tell a girl she’s ugly she’ll believe it for a lifetime….

• if you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart not his money if you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul not her body…!!!

• Good Girls are made of sugar and spice… My girls are made of vodka and ice…

• ”The annoying Thing About Someone Breaking Your Heart Is the FACT That YOU still LOVE them”

• Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.

• I think a woman should not be treated like princess but like a queen, you know why? Because princesses need to be protected and don’t have lots of power, but queens can stand for themselves.

• Girls are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile.

• Telling a girl she’s hot is flattering but telling a girl she’s beautiful means so much more.

• Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in girl’s mind.

• Women fall in love to stay in love forever. They don’t dump men unless they are lied to or cheated upon.

• A boy never forgets the girl he couldn’t have. NEVER.

• No girl want to be with a guy that can’t let other girls know he’s taken.

• The way he looked at her was the way all girls want to be looked at.

• Why girls are not in sports?? Only 4% are playing hockey, tennis and cricket.. Bcoz . . . Other 96% are busy in playing with boys :)

• Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)

• Only 2 phrases can change a woman’s mood: “I Love You” & “50% Off” :)

• A real man treats his lady like a queen, and a real lady treats her man like a king.

• Man made money, but Money made man Mad :)

• Girls get 90+ in computer science but doesn’t know how to format. Boys get 40 marks but become professional hacker :)

• Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, I am saving this girl for someone special.

• OH, YOU LITTLE GIRL, YOU STOLE MY HEART. TO MAKE IT EVEN, I WILL STEAL A KISS FROM YOU.

• Girl crying: Ek question poora ghlt ho gya yaar. Boy dancing: yahoo Ik question to poora sahi ho gya yar

• Women are not to be figured out or understood. They are to be loved and accepted.

• Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think and in a deeper voice.

• There are two ways to argue with a woman ………… And Neither works.

• Sometimes all a girl wants is for you to fight for her. Make her believe that you may want this relationship more than she does..

• Only the boys have the super power of getting up at 09:25 a.m and readching the class at 09:30 a.m

• The prettiest girls have an “A” in their name. :)

• Boys look for true friendship and girls look for true love. But in the end boys fall in love and girls end up making them friends.

• A girl’s heart is like an ocean full of secrets.

• Every girl has a chance to meet her prince. It’s just up to her to realize he’s the one

• A real boyfriend wants a cuddle more than a kiss, a kiss more than sex. But there’s one thing that they should want to do more than those, to change your surname

• i love wearing your jacket, it smells just like you!

• Girls’ problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys’ problem: They hurt the ones they love.

• Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

• Every girl wants a boy to be good just for her; every boy wants a girl to be bad just for him.

• Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins…

• Sometimes i just want to disappear and see if anyone world miss me…

• I am a girl i don’t smoke, dring or party every week end. I don’t sleep around or start a drama to get attention. yes, we do still exist…

• Girls are not toys.. You can’t just drop them when you get board.

• Every girl wants to mean something to somebody.

• I love you the way a drowning man loves air.

• He thinks he’s a player, But he doesn’t know she’s the coach.

• Girls are not toys.. you can’t just drop them when you get bored.

• The prettiest girls have an “A” in their name. :)

• I can never be sad when I’m around you.

• Dear boys, Please suprise us and text us first? Love every girl.

• With women the heart argues, Not the mind.

• A girl needs a man with real intentions not a boy who can’t pay attention.

• If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

• Every girl has a chance to meet her prince. It’s just up to her to realize he’s the one..

• The greater your capacity to love, the greater your ability to feel the pain.

• I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.

• Without ME, it’s just AWESOME.

• A guy and a girl can be friends. But sooner or later one will fall for the other. Maybe too early, maybe too late, but maybe, maybe forever.

• If a guy doesn’t get jealous when you’re with other guys, He doesn’t honestly care about you.

• She can be your best friend, Worst enemy or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.

• Girls are not toys.. You can’t just drop them when you get board.

• If you made your girl say sorry, You did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.