Wife Status

• If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

• Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

• When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.

• When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

• No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

• Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

• Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

• Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.

• In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker :)

• Compromising doesn’t mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. :) LOLz

• We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops :)

• There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbour has it. :)

• A successfull marriage is based on give and take where husband gives money and gifts & wife takes it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it :)

• All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN …………………………………………… Of all of them :)

• My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.

• If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

• A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

• My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

• Do you know full form of wife “Worries in life Forever”

• One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.

• No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

• Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.

• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

• Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

• Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

• Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning – I might have it every day, but I still enjoy it.

• I have too many fantasies to be a housewife…. I guess I am a fantasy.

• My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

• My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

• How many times can you wash the floor before the floor says, “hey, i’m too clean. leave me alone..

• By all means marry. i fyou get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosoper…

• A jealous spouse does better research than FBI!!

• My husband may not be perfect but he is perfect for me.

• I love being my husband wife.

• Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire…

• There is nothing nobler of more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as husband & wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

• Don’t Let People stay in your life longer than they deserve!!!

• A successful marriage requires Falling In love Many times, ALWAYS With The Same person.

• Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops :)

• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me :)

• Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one work? :)

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

• Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, room, dinning room, patio.

• Never Laugh At Your Wife’s Choices. You’re One Of Them!

• There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbor has it. :)

• Newtons latest law, For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called Husband and Wife.

• A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife..

• A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

• Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

• “A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

• A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

• A friend is a friend,” Uthman interrupted, “and a woman is a woman. You can’t have them in one person. The whole world knows that.

• The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her.

• It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

• Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

• Love and honesty are the things that make a good wife and mother.

• A good husband makes a good wife.

• When a woman loves you from the deepest pit of her heart then no matter how much she fights with you… when the time comes she can fight the world for you…

• it’s a man’s job to respect women, but its a woman’s job to give him something to respect…

• My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

• I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. – http://coolfunnyquotes.com

• One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

• The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl’s highest calling. I hope I am ready.

• Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire…

• Our Wife’s is our best friend…..

• We call marriage successful if wealthy man married a beautiful and rich girl.

• My dream is waste without you in it.

• My Wife is my love and life.

• My vocation is being a perfect wife.

• I have too many fantasies to be a housewife…. I guess I am a fantasy.

• Don’t Let People stay in your life longer than they deserve!!!

• We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

• The first time you touched me, I knew I was born to be yours.

• Do you know full form of wife Worries in life Forever.

• My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her.

• She is my heart & am her heartbeat.

• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.

• No one can love you as much as i did.

• A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

• A good wife makes a beautiful home.

• By all means marry. if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher…

• If I were a cell phone, you would be the charger. I would be dead without you. I love you.

• When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.