Showing posts with label Insult Facebook Status. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Insult Facebook Status. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Insult Facebook Status

  • If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

  • I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

  • I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

  • Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.

  • Mix with people with a good attitude.

  • If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…

  • Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

  • 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..

  • Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

  • How would you like to feel the way you look?

  • I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

  • I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

  • Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

  • Do u practice being this ugly?

  • Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

  • I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

  • Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…

  • Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…

  • I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

  • My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement

  • The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.

  • Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

  • Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)

  • Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

  • Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

  • Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?

  • Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

  • I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

  • If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

  • If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

  • Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

  • Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

  • Are your parents siblings?

  • I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

  • I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

  • Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

  • Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

  • How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

  • It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

  • Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.

  • I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

  • Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

  • Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

  • Don’t blame me for your insecurity!

  • Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

  • he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

  • Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

  • No need for insults, your face says it all.

  • I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

  • People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

  • You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

  • I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

  • If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?

  • I want to say to some people “Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there’s no difference”

  • It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

  • My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.

  • cried today…i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!

  • Dear Girls,if you are annoyed by too many friend request from boys.Just set your original pic as profile pic.if it doesn’t work wash your face, take a pic and try again.

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