20 Mind Blowing Facebook Status Posts

1. Sometimes I’ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I’ll be like, “oh no, that can’t be right.”
2. I would probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook ever added a “Dislike” button.
3. Words of Wisdom: The police never think it’s as funny as you do.
4. It doesn’t matter who likes us as long as we like us.
5. I’m not antisocial. I just have cable, Internet and a dog. What more do I need?
6. Do you ever write an earlier date on a school paper to make it seem like you didn’t do it the night before its due?
7. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
8. If we hate the same people we’re already friends.
9. Sometimes I feel like the only one that likes music that is played with actual instruments…
10. I hate being so busy that I can’t do personal things at work.
11. Do whatever you want. And if it’s something you’re going to regret in the morning…sleep late.
12. Drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
13. I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.
14. The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
15. Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
16. That awkward moment when graduates who were SO pumped to be done with college are SO over this whole real world thing.
17. Don’t let anyone push you around. Unless it’s in a wagon because that might actually be fun.
18. Sometimes I feel like I spend more time on Netflix trying to find something to watch, than I actually spend time watching.
19. Sharks kill about 5 people yearly, vending machines kill 23. Do I really want that bag of Doritos? Hmmm…
20. Dudes get one chest or arm tattoo and suddenly forget to wear shirts.

Top 20 best Facebook Status Updates – Ever

You don’t need a dramatic situation or circumstance to happen in your life to want POSITIVE CHANGE and be happy. “Be Happy Now” and watch the positive changes come along naturally.

No matter how justified i was in my anger it never actually changed anything.. This is why i must let it go… Not because i think it is okay, but because i love my self to much to keep holding on.


“So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.”  – cast away.


The truth is… I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart… and I never really got it back. – Sweet Home Alabama.


10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.


A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.


If God Answer your prayer, He is increasing your faith. If he delays, He is increasing your patience. If he does not answer, He knows you can handle it.


Coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep yourself calm and silent.


“When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.As Good As It Gets


Do you know that place between being asleep and awake, where you still remember your dreams? Thats where I’ll always love, that’s where I’ll always wait for you.


I know I have a heart because I feel it breaking.


There’s three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the way that I do it. – casino.


I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they’re not .


Sometimes it’s easier to be mad at the people you trust because you know that they’ll always love you no matter what you say.


That’s the thing, she’s my other half. She’s everything that I’m not. Without her, I’m not whole. Before I met her I’d be walking through life thinking I was happy, that I was complete—but now I can’t back to just being me because now I know what it’s like .


What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew, was the only someone for you?


Don’t you think it’s better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it, than to be just okay for your whole life.


I’m never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.


Careless is what careless does, I couldn’t care less what careless does.


In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.


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