Hello Facebook Status

• Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, Whoa, I’m so cool.

• Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.

• With lovers there can be “Goodbye”. But with friends there will only be “Hello” and “Glad to see you again”.

• There are a lot of people who that you may only nod to, it’s better to stop and say hello.

• Hello again, everybody. It’s a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball.

• Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.

• As you stopped to say hello, oh, you wished me well, you couldn’t tell that I’d been crying over you.

• Hello my love. It’s getting cold on this island. I’m sad alone. I’m so sad on my own.

• Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.

• You have no time to bleed as you fall to your knees. It’s the gift that we’ve been given. Hello, can you hear me still?

• Flowers for the dead. Say hello to the forest.

• Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

• The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.

• Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.

• When I read the script, I was like, Hello, woman in a box. I had to explore that to the end.

• Hello, I’m still here.

• Hello my love. It’s getting cold on this island. I’m sad alone. I’m so sad on my own.

• Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.

• Hello boys and girls. Welcome to sesame street.

• Hello and good evening hope you had a nice day and a pleasant evening as well.

• Good morning starshine, the earth says hello..

• The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

• Nothing lasts forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.

• Hello stress welcome to my life looks like you’ve made yourself quite comfortable.

• A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again..

• Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

• The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.

• “A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage.”

• You can make a million friends by a mere hello and a sweet smile. But lasting friendships are made by the sincerity of one hello and the honesty of one smile.

• The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.

• Sometimes u tell some1 2 never call u again.. then the phone rings & u hope it’s them.. It’s the most twisted logic of all time…!!

• There is no harm in saying hello to strangers, because you never know when any stranger becomes your true friend.

• As you stopped to say hello, oh, you wished me well, you couldn’t tell that I’d been crying over you.

• A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again..

• “There are a lot of people who that you may only nod to; it’s better to stop and say hello.”

• I like the word Hello than Bye because Hello is about starting conversation and Bye is to end

• No one is born with self confidence. Self confidence is learned And Earned With Experience.

• “If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today, still queer”

• Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when I talk with my hand.

• Between hello and goodbye is I love you.


• I don’t believe that somebody’s first impression is their last impression, for it may change after sometime.

• Good-bye is never painful unless you are never going to say hello again.

• No matter which language you speak, everyone understands the true meaning of smile. It communicates everything that a heart wants to express and understand.

• Now a days people say I LOVE YOU just like they are saying HELLO.

• Every good bye makes the next hello closer.

• Its time to say good night to facebook world and Hello dream world.

• Sometimes the smallest things in life are the hardest to do. Like clicking on his screen name and just saying HI!

• Hello is a best word to start discussion.

• Nowadays people say I LOVE YOU just like they are saying HELLO.

• Hello where are you guyz.. I am still here

• There are a lot of people who that you may only nod to, it’s better to stop and say hello.

• Hello my love. It’s getting cold on this island. I’m sad alone.

• Nothing lasts forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.

• Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, Whoa, I’m so cool.

• All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.

• Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.

• Like the ocean, I wave. Hello, and goodbye is the same when I talk with my hand

• Hello, and goodbye is the same when I talk with my hand

• Hello Hello Hello Hello i think you are a dirty fallow.

• Hello is about starting conversation and Bye is to end.

• Hello again, everybody. It’s a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball.

• Hello Hello Hello Hello I think you are a dirty fallow”

• Hello, I’m still here.

• You have no time to bleed as you fall to your knees. It’s the gift that we’ve been given. Hello, can you hear me still?

• Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello i think you are a dirty fallow

• For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.

• Hello, headache! You are being uncooperative. Sorry but it is time for you to pack your bags. You have overstayed your welcome. Please LEAVE NOW! Goodbye!

Holi Status

• H Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance’ You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colours & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.

• Bright Colors, Water Balloons, Lavish Gujiyas And Melodious Songs Are The Ingredients Of Perfect Holi. Wish You A Very Happy And Wonderful Holi.

• Lets welcome the vibrant festival of colors wth joy nd jubilation ! Happy Holi!

• Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All The Colors That Are On You Are Of Love.

• I wish A Happy Holi To Everyone. Let The Colors Of Holi Fill Your Heart With Warmth And Love.

• Holi is a time to reach out with the colors of joy. It is the time to love and forgive. It is the time expresses the happiness of being loved and to be loved through colors. Happy Holi!

• I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival but Im praying God to add more and more colors in your life. Wish you Happy Holi.

• A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, a soft message is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

• Bright colors, Water balloons, Lavish gujiyas & Melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy Holi.

• Blue is song, Yellow is music, Green is dance, Red is beauty, White is love & Pink is for joy. I wish you all these on Holi. HAPPY HOLI

• A colourful message to a colourful person for a colourful day, in a colourful way, as a pray, that the colourful ray, may forever stay, Happy Holi.

• Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love!

• Happy Holi to you and your family. We wish your health, prosperity and business achievements at this prismic colour eve.

• Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love.

• Gulal ka rang gubbaro ki maar suraj ki kirne khushiyo ki bahaar chand ki chandni apno ka pyaar mubarak ho A apko RANGO KA TYOHAAR Happy Holi

• Radha ke rang aur kanhaiya ki pichkari pyar ke rang se rang do duniya sari ye rang na koi jat na koi boli mubrak ho apko ye mast Holi.

• Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.

• If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

• I wish a Happy Holi to everyone. Let the colors of holi fill your heart with warmth and love.

• Let the colors of holi spread the message of peace and happiness.

• Let’s play with hues. Its Holi. Happy Holi.

• #‎pAgli Ab to 2000 ka note bhi agaya… Pata nahi tu kab ayegi

• Let’s celebrate this holi being holy to GOD the creation.

• Best wishes….Holi is the time to develop understanding and Love for each Other!! Happy Holi…

• Apki Jevan main hamesha khusiyon ke rang barse, Happy Colorful HOLI..

• Feeling lonely without u. I wish I could celebrate this holi with U.

• I wish U a very Happy Holi. Enjoy bright colors of happiness and love.

• May God gift you all the colors of life, colors, colors of joy of happiness, colors, colors of love and friendship all other colors you want to paint your life. Happy Holi!

• Wishing You And Your Family A Very Bright, Colourful And Joyful Holi With Love And Best Wishes!

• May God gift you all the colors of life,colors of joy, colors of happiness,colors of friendship, Colors of love andall other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!

• I may not put colors on ur face in this colorful festival I’m praying God to add more and more colors in ur beautiful life Happy Holi.

• Through you are away this Holi..You are always with me in my thoughts…Thinking You & Looking forward to seeing you soon…Happy Holi..

• Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life…. Have a colorful Holi..!!!

• Aye Khuda Aaj To Rehem Kar De, Mere Dost Aaj Nhi Reh Payenge, Lagwa De Kisi Ladki Ke Haatho Inhe Rang, Ye Kamine Pure Saal Nhi Nahayenge…. Happy Holi,

• Charhen gy jb pyary rang, ek meri dosti ka rng bhi charhana, Meeri dosti ka rng chamky ga hr dm tumhary sng, Wishing u a happy mastiful holi.

• May you have the most blessed holi festival than you ever had. May it be full of fun,joy and love. May you be as colorful as the festival itself or even more. Lets all have lots of fun. Have a colorful holi .

• Happy Holi to you and your family. We wish your health, prosperity and business achievements at this prismic color eve. May Allah bless you with all his mercies! Aamin.

• Apun wishing you a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra badhiya, extra special, Ekdum mast and dhinchak, Bole to ekdum jhakaas Happy Holi…

• A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, a soft message is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

• Holi is the day to express love with colours. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love!

• oli is a special time of year to remember those who are close to our hearts with splashing colors.

• A Feeling lonely without u. I wish I could celebrate this holi with U.

• Holi Offer!! ‘Heart For Sale’ *No…Conditions Apply.

• All the colors that are on U are of love! Happy Holi

• Wishing You and Your Family A Very Special Regards, Happy Holi.

• Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.Happy Holi

• Happy Holi to all ! May you get all happiness on this Holi

• Let the colors of Holi spread message of peace and happiness.

• I’m praying God to add more and more colors in ur beautiful life Happy Holi.

• I always admire holi since it brings colors in my life again.

• May God bless you both with happy And long life together. Happy holi..

• Thank U for being always with me. Wishing U a colorful Holi.

• God is always with u. Enjoy every moment. Keep smiling.Happy Holi.

• Holi is the time to develop understanding and Love for each Other!! Happy Holi..

• I wish, this Holi U were with me. Wish U all success in life.

• This is the festival of forgetting all the differences And get together. Happy holi.

• I wish you and your family All the bright hues of life! Have a Colorful Holi

• “Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.” Happy Holi!

• Longing you a fun Holi and a Spring time sprouting with Happiness.

• Lets welcome the vibrant festival of colors with joy & jubilation..Happy Holi..!

• Very Happy and Colourful Holi to U & Ur Family.Happy Holi

Hindi Facebook Status

• Hum na hoty to apko ghazal kon kehta, Ye to karishma ha hum pyar krny walon ka,

• Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.

• Talash kar meri kami ko apne dil mein ek baar, Dard ho to samajh lena mohabbat abhi baki hai..

• Mere Dil Ki Har Dhadkan Tumhare Liye Hai Meri Har Dua Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Liye Hai Tumhari Har Adaa Mere Dil Ko Churane Ke Liye Hai Ab To Meri Zindagi Tumhare Intezar Ke Liye Hai

• Duniya ke hijab se abhi mehroom hain.. main or mera dil… Abhi bas itna pata hai. . Mujhe mohabbat hai tumse…

• Being Beautiful does not make you Happy… But being Happy Makes you Beautiful…

• Deedarein yaar karne ko nazrein taras gayi, Unke intezaar ki inteha mein aankhen baras gayi.

• Ajab Hunnar Hai Mere Hath Mein, Yeh Sher Likhne Ka; Mein Apni Barbadiyan Likhta Hun, Log Wah Wah Karte Hain!

• Gulami toh tere ishq ki thi… Warna hum pehle bhi nawab the or aaj bhi hai

• Azadi hi meri Dulhan hai.

• Ab aur nahi hoti ishq ki ghulami humse Usse kaho ki jao jiska hona hai ho jaye..!!

• Tum Badlo Tu Majboriyan Hain Bahut.. Hum Badlein To BeWafa ho gaye..

• Enjoy the little things in life… for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things!!!

• Mary Bad Ehal-e-Dil Ki Mehfiloon Mein Ja K… Meri Shairi Lary Gi Mary Khoon Ka Muqadma…

• 70% Girls Sweet Hoti Hain 75% Beautiful Hoti Hain 85% Intelligent. 90% Masoom Hoti Hai &1 00% Pyari Hot hain kull Mila kar 70+75+85+90+100 Sab ki Sab 420 Hoti hain..THOKO LIKE

• अगर में हीरो बन गया था पहचान बोरा मन जाएगी

• Teri Ego to do din ki khani ha par meri akad khandani hai.

• Girls Ki Hansi Or Kutton Ki Khamoshi Par Kabhi Bharosa Mat Karna…

• Gulami toh tere ishq ki thi… Warna hum pehle bhi nawab the or aaj bhi hai

• Kisi ke paas ego hai to kisi ke paas Attitude.

• Mai har kisi k liye apne aap ko accha sabit nhi kr skta ….Lekin mai un ke liye BEHATREEN hu , Jo mujhe Samajhte hai

• Apno ka pyaar, Yahi hai yaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi..

• Vo IShQ hi kYa.. Jo Aankho Se na Tapke!

• Baat baat pe gussa karne wale log wohi hote hain jinko dusro ki fikr hoti ha..

• Pyaar kabi nahi harta, Sirf Insaan haar jata hai…

• Naino kee mat suniyo re.. Naino kee mat suniyo.. Naina thag lenge.

• Dil Cheer Ke DekH ….TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..

• Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zubba ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai

• DP mat dekh Pagli‬ ‎Dil‬ dekh Dil, Branded hai.

• सुना है तुम ज़िद्दी बहुत हो, मुझे भी अपनी जिद्द बना लो.!!

• मुहब्बत‬ जीत जाएगी ‪‎अगर‬ तुम मान जाओ तो..!! . मेरे ‪‎दिल‬ मैं ‪तुम‬ ही तुम हो अगर तुम ‪‎जान‬ जाओ तो…!

• Raaz Khol Dete Hain Nazuk Se Ishaare Aksar.. Kitni Khamosh Mohabbat Ki Zubaan Hoti Hai.

• Bohat Dil Ko Kushada Kar Lia Kia? Zamaney Bhar Se Waada Kar Lia Kia?.

• I’m thinking of you and wanted to tell you that I love you.

• Door se hi ek roz jo unka salaam aaya, Or hm umr bhr k liye unki mohabbat me giraftar ho gye

Insult Facebook Status

• If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

• I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

• I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

• Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.

• Mix with people with a good attitude.

• If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…

• Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

• 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..

• Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

• How would you like to feel the way you look?

• I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

• I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

• Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

• Do u practice being this ugly?

• Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

• I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

• Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…

• Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…

• I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

• My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement

• The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.

• Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

• Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)

• Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

• Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

• Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?

• Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

• I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

• If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

• If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

• Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

• Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

• Are your parents siblings?

• I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

• I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

• Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

• Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

• How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

• It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

• Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.

• I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

• Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

• Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

• Don’t blame me for your insecurity!

• Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

• he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

• Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

• No need for insults, your face says it all.

• I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

• People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

• “You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

• I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

• If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?

• I want to say to some people “Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there’s no difference”

• It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

• My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.

• cried today…i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!

• Dear Girls,if you are annoyed by too many friend request from boys.Just set your original pic as profile pic.if it doesn’t work wash your face, take a pic and try again.

Independence Day Status

• If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.

• I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.

• From every mountain side Let Freedom ring…

• I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery.

• Liberty is the breath of life to nations..

• In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed, it must be achieved.

• The United States is the only country with a known birthday.

• Freedom is the oxygen of the soul.

• Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.

• In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.

• Let freedom never perish in your hands.

• Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.

• The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation.

• Keep country green & clean!! Let us make this our National Motto Happy Independence Day.

• Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.

• Ye baat hawao ko bataye rakhna, Roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna, Lahu dekar jiski hifazat humne ki… aise Parcham ko sada Dil me basaye rakhna…. Happy Independence Day … :)

• We are a nation, Built on harmony, development, Prosperity and peace, Achieving milestone for a better future, Happy independence day.

• Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.

• May The Sun In His Course Visit No Land More Free, More Happy, More LOVELY, than this our own country! Happy Independence Day.

• The price for independence is often isolation and solitude.

• True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what’s right.

• You cannot build character and courage by taking away man’s initiative and independence.

• Without moral and intellectual independence, there is no anchor for national independence.

• Economic independence is the foundation of the only sort of freedom worth a damn.

• True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

• Fear is the foundation of most governments.

• Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people.

• Freedom was taken by the blood that was given. Happy Independence Day..

• It is day to pay salute to all those who became the reason of this land. Happy Independence.

• We shed many tears to get this land,now filled it with smiles and happiness.

• True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what’s right.

• Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end.

• Let freedom never perish in your hands.

• You cannot build character and courage by taking away man’s initiative and independence.

• 15 August is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here.

• No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect Happy Independence day.

• I’m thinking of you in a very special way.. Happy Independence Day..

• Feel the freedom, Happy Independence Day

• True independence and freedom… can only exist in doing what’s right.

• The future depends on what you do today – Happy Independence Day!

• Let us make this our National Happy …Independence Day

• You give me your blood and I will give you Independence!

• Feel the freedom, Happy Independently Day.

• The flag of my country furls very high!! Happy Independence day

• True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what’s right.Happy Independence

• Independence Day! The day of Sacrifice, The day of love, The day of decision.

• Freedom is a Precious gift of our freedom fighters.

• “No nation is perfect in World,it needs to be made perfect Happy Independence day.”

• The Free Man Is Who Does Not,Fear To Go The End Of His Thought.

• “One individual may die for an idea; but that idea will, after his death, incarnate itself in a thousand lives.”

• Happy Independence DayI’m Proud To Be A Pakistani Where At Least I Know I’m Free..

• Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs But of harmony & happiness Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality & Rhythm.. Happy Independence Day

• Come the country, respect the sacrifice of the martyrs recall, once again lead the nation, we lay our hands Pakistani, come to respect Independence Day!