Facebook Status Ideas
We have collected most of the Status in English for WhatsApp, Websites and Facebook. I hope you like it. This collection is dedicated to all Facebook Visitor.
We have collected most of the Status in English for WhatsApp, Websites and Facebook. I hope you like it. This collection is dedicated to all Facebook Visitor.
Not smoking also leads to death.
Forgive your enemies. It annoys them to no end.
If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
My wife had auto correct way before the iPhone.
Some thoughts should stay in your head.
You may not like what I do or my different view but that’s why I’m me, and not you
Hold on I’m getting an idea!
Don’t be like cigarettes, people buy you when they need you and step on you when they finish from you, but be like drugs, they DIE if they don’t have you..
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
If you wanna be successful in life, you have to work hard for it, but party harder.
Good morning. You are beautiful inside and out. Hit your day head on knowing this, and everything will be just fine.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you`re wrong.
Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.
If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Never forgets a face..but in your case I’ll make an exception!
Dreams of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana..
You’re not an ugly person. You’re an exceptionally beautiful monkey.
Love is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.
I’m a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So I guess that makes me perfect.
If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything.
If you really like someone, there’s no such thing as not having enough time for them.
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Where have you been all my life?
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Me without you is LIKE Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, Movie without music and Google with no results.
Love and forgiveness cannot be separated. To truly love, you must forgive. To truly forgive, you must love. Forgive and move forward to a life of true love.
Be confident. You will never get anywhere if you don’t believe in yourself.
If people are truly, madly, deeply in love with each other, they will find a way.
I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
When you are successful your well wishers know who you are BUT when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are.
Waiting for someone you love is never easy. Especially when the one you’re waiting for isn’t aware that you’re waiting…
Always stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.
Truth is, i miss you. i miss the way you held me, the way you told me you kissed me, i miss it all.
All I want is someone who will stay, no matter how hard it is to be with me.
Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You’re looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.
That amazing moment when you post a comment on facebook and everyone likes it.
In the restaurant window, “Eat now Pay waiter.”
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like frantically getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
Life is like a game without the pause button.
When you really LOVE someone … Age, Distance, Height, Weight … These are just a damn numbers.
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
Life is an echo, what you send out comes back.
Man never has what he wants, because what he wants is everything.
Even if I was home alone for six hours, my tv didnt work, computer was broken, phone wasnt charged and I lost the charger… I STILL wouldn’t do my homework.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
Your best friends now, can become your worst enemies later, but also the other way around. Keep that in mind when you judge people, because you might experience something like it.
Sometimes you have to follow your heart & not worry about what others think.
There’s no next time. It’s now or never.
If love is a crime, lock me up, I’m guilty baby
Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.
A man will never be the man a woman wants him to be ,and a women will never be the woman a man first thought she was.
At some point, you have to stop planning and start doing.
I wanted everything to stay the same, but feelings fade & people change.
The difference between your mind and your heart is that your mind tells you whats smart to do and your heart what you are gonna do anyway.
You may not always end up where you thought you were going, But you will always end up where you were meant to be.
Stop wasting your time on people who don’t love you.
Thousands of stars are in the sky but you are the one in front of my eyes.
How come the only normal people are the ones I don’t know very well?
I am fine = I wish you know how I feel inside.
Dear Enemies — I have so much more for you to be mad about. Just be patient :)
What is life without love, who can tell me?
Why are so many unexpressive in love, but highly expressive in anger?
People that worry about the past are still living there.
Everything comes back ……. Even fashion
I still feel that writing a Love Letter is more romantic than E-mails & SMS.
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you cant change.
Remember that love comes from the heart not the mind.
Even thoo we stopped talking ………….. I still think about you.
We live in a tragic world where a cat dies out of curiosity, but humans die without a reason.
If you cant help people, at least dont hurt them.
I wish we can Google how someone feel about us.
If you hold back your feelings because you are afraid of getting hurt, you end up hurting anyway.
Be mine or make me your’s, live in my heart or let me live in your’s.
Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives.
You just have to do your own thing, no matter what anyone says. It’s your life.
You have to take chances for the things you care about.
I have stopped counting the days, I now make everyday count.
If you always give, you will always have.
Your inner beauty never needs makeup.
If you dont know how to LOVE then atleast learn how to care.
To mom & dad, One way I’ll make you proud. I promise.
Life is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs. But its your choice to scream or enjoy the ride.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Last person you think about before you fall asleep is the one who truly owns your heart.
Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
Mind is like a parachute. It only works when its open.
The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you. It is when you dont understand yourself.
Appreciate what you have before it turns into what you had.
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
How we live our days is how we live our lives.
Success seems to be connected with actions. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but they dont quit.
There is no key to happiness, the DOOR is always open.
Running away ….. Who wants to come with?
I am scared of looking at you because the more I do, the more I fall in love with you.
Why do we hurt the one we love the most?
Expectation is the root of all heartache.
The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.
I dont forgive people because I am weak. I forgive them because Im strong enough to understand people make mistakes.
Words can’t express how much I love you. You are my love now and forever.
I always wonder if you smile at my texts like I smile at yours.
The most beautiful line is “But I Love” and the most heartbreaking line is I Love You But.
People may forget what you said, but not what you did.
Past is where you learned the lesson. Future is where you apply the lesson. Dont give up in the MIDDLE.
Never try to maintain relations in Life. Just try to maintain life in ur relations.
Whenever I look into your eyes and you look into mine, I wish time would stop so that moment would last forever.
If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.
No girlfriend … No problem … AGREE?
I dont know exactly what I was waiting for but when I am with you, It feel like everything I’ve been waiting for.
If love is suicide. Im about to make a sacrifice.
Sometimes its best to stay quiet. Silence can speak volumes without ever saying a word.
I wish we can GOOGLE how a certain people feels about us.
TRUST is like a eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
I hate two faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.
How others see you is not important. How you see yourself means everything.
It’s time to be happy again.
In a relationship: Everyone likes you. Single: No one likes you :)
You know why its hard to be HAPPY? It’s b’coz we refuse to let go of the things that make us sad.
Just because I don’t say certain things, does not mean I don’t feel them.
A single moment of misunderstanding is so poisonous that it makes us forget the hundred lovable moments spent together within a minute.
The problem with closed minded people is that their mouth is always opened.
A real relationship is where you can tell each other everything & anything. No secrets and no lies.
Spending today complaining about yesterday won’t make tomorrow any better.
Never be afraid to help others in their time of need. You never know when you may need that shoulder to lean on.
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect. It means I appreciate what I have and what GOD blessed me with.
The worst feeling is pretending you don’t care about something, when really it’s all you seem to think about.
Sometimes in relationship people get too comfortable and forget they can be replaced.
Keep your eyes open and your feet moving forward. You will find what you need.
A woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things but will never leave you.
The awkward moment when you are that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
Do what makes you happy. Be with who makes you smile. Laugh as much as you breathe. Love as long as you live.
GOD hears every unspoken words, sees every unseen wound, mend every unbearable pain. Have faith and be strong!
Trust is like a paper, once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again.
There’s nothing wrong with making mistakes, whats wrong is letting a mistake stay a mistake.
Dont let the imaginary person in your head keep you from loving the real one right in front of you.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I may not be the PERFECT ONE for you. But I will always try to be the RIGHT ONE for you.
I love the morning without an alarm.
The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.
rom morning’s first light to evening’s last star, always remember how special you are.
No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry & hurting.
As time goes on you’ll understand. what lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t. Time solves most things. And what time can’t solve, you have to solve yourself.
You know he’s someone special when no matter what kind of mood you’re in, he can always manage to make you smile.
Life is crazy, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.
Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come to someone’s life.
Have faith in GOD; God has faith in you.
I still remember all the sweet things you said, they keep me up at night.
Handwritten love letters will never go out of style.
No Texts. No Calls but I’m still here thinking about you like crazy.
You know you found the one when you can’t stop thinking about her.
Everyone can make you smile but not everyone can make you happy.
You are leaving because it’s easier to walk away than to fight for what you really want.
I am incharge of how I feel and today I am choosing happiness.
Whatever you believe with feeling becomes your reality.
Always think before saying anything. It may be a joke for you but it might break someone’s heart.
Don’t try to be different. Just be good, Nowadays to be good is different enough.
I love sleeping b’coz dreams are way better than reality.
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
Remember the time we used to get on the computer just for paint?
I hate it when you think your dream is real & when you wake up, you are all disappointed.
Stop waiting for things to get better and do something to make it better.
What ever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred that comes out of you will someday come back to you. Love others.
Every time when I see a quote that relates to my situation I think that I am not the only one.
I’m pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my fb status, all my friends would delete me.
People are not always going to be there for you, thats why you need to learn to handle things on your own.
No words can explain how I feel about you, but sometimes I wonder how you feel about me.
Sometimes in life we just need someone who will be there for us. Someone who will listen. Someone who will unnderstand us.
Sometimes you have to be your own hero b’coz sometimes the people you can’t live without can live without you.
Once you feel you are avoided by someone….. Never disturb them.
Love is not about finding the one. It’s about giving yourself to someone who will love you for who you are.
I wake up every morning hoping to see a text message from you.
Loving someone and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
People may hate you for being different and not living by society’s standards but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the same things.
No matter how carefully you choose your words, they will always end up being twisted by others.
People say, when you are in love, everything seems beautiful but I say when you are truly in love, you can’t find anything more beautiful than your love.
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
Before someone’s tomorrow has been taken away, cherish those you love, appreciate them today.
Recpect old people: They graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia.
She loves him more than he’ll ever know. He loves her more than he’ll ever show.
When it comes to love, there’s no guarantee that you wont get hurt, you just have to ask yourself is it even worth taking the risk.
Time passes, memories fade, feelings change, people leave but hearts never forget.
Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.
Theres always that person whom you wish their status was about you.
My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.
When I look at you, I can’t deny there is a GOD. Because only GOD could have created someone as wonderful and beautiful as you.
Always remember that you have a family that loves and respects you, so remember to do the same.
There is no future in the past. Move on. Life is too valuable to get stuck.
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Be contented and happy with what you have, while working hard for what you want.
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
10% of conflict is due to the difference in opinion and 90% is due to wrong tone of voice.
There are things in our life that are not meant to stay. Sometimes, CHANGE may not be what we want. But sometimes , change is exactly what we need.
Jealously only eats up your beauty. Have more faith in yourself, you got something that other people don’t.
The only thing that makes it a part of your life is that you keep thinking about it.
My amazing ability to believe that a simple blanket can protect me from the devil at night.
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head and imagining what you should’ve said instead.
If you are willing to hold someone’s hand. Make sure its forever.
Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.
The sweetest place is to be in someones thoughts and the safest place is to be in someones heart.
There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.
That awkward moment when you are checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there’s someone inside.
That awkward moment when you finish reading a page and you have no idea what you just read.
Nothing is more cute than a shy guy trying to tell you that he loves you.
I don’t want diamonds or the world ……. all I want is for you to hold me and call me your girl.
Can’t sleep at night and can’t get up in the morning.
First thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep.
The police is looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny & great in bed. You ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?
The only way to feel peace after a break up is to quiet the thoughts about it.
Real love is not based on romance, candle light dinner and walks along the beach. In fact, it is based on respect, compromise, care and trust.
Everyone makes mistakes in life but it doesn’t mean they have to pay for them for the rest for their life. Sometimes good people make bad choices. It doesn’t mean that they are bad… it means they are human.
Dear GOD, Thank you for today, yesterday and tomorrow; my family, my joy, my sorrow; for all that made me stronger.
Life is trial and error. Every relationship is not meant to work. Sometimes you are just meant to learn the lesson.
When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.
Sometimes it’s hard to move on but once you move on, you’ll realize it was the best decision.
“Its Okay” and “Im fine” are the two most common lies spoken in the world.
Do something instead of killing time, because time is killing you.
I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I can “LIKE” it.
That scary moment when you are about to go to bed and then you realize you had homework.
Having long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever.
In life I have made a lot of mistakes and I have felt a lot of pain but mistakes make me smarter and pain, makes me stronger.
No matter how many times I say I don’t need a boyfriend, my heart still craves to love someone truly.
You are who you are today because of a strong foundation you built yesterday.
Lessons in life will be repeated until they are learned.
If you care about what you do and work hard at it, there isn’t anything you can’t do if you want to.
Everything happens at exactly the right moment, neither too soon nor too late.
Those who know me never doubt me & those who doubt me never knew me.
No matter how you treat people they will love you according to their mood & need.
If you know you are right, keep your voice down. If you know you are wrong, keep your confidence up.
Never underestimate the power of a smile, it can ease someones pain in less than a second.
Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox.
The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.
The only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don’t change.
Doubt kills mmore dreams than failure ever will.
When you can’t forgive someone, pray for them. It may or may not change them, but it will always change you.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
The best thing about the past is that it shows you what not to bring into your future.
Not everything is meant to last forever, so enjoy every moment as it happens.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
When I am expecting a text, I constantly feel my phone vibrate even though it is not.
Every human in the world is blind to his own faults.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Don’t feed your mind with negative thoughts. If you do, you will come to believe them.
Be thankful, you are blessed. Life is too short to be so stressed
When someone comes into your life, God sent them for a feason, Either To learn from them, or to be with them until the end.
It’s not about ideas it’s about Making ideas happen.
To be rich is not what you have in your bank account, but what you have in your heart!!!
Maybe its true that we don’t know what we have until we lose it. But it’s also true that we don’t know what we are missing until we find it.
It is better to cry than to be angry, because anger hurts others while tears flow silently threw the soul and cleanses the heart.
Love IS Like Fire. It Can Warm Your Heart, But IT CAN Also Burn Your House DOWN.
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom .. that’s life, sweetened but not stirred well.
We all have that one friend who starts acting up because there’s girls around.
When you fall in love, you tend to lose 2-3 close friends due to neglecting friendships.
Isn’t it so annoying when famous people get things for free when they are the ones that can afford it.
I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook……..I can’t even keep up with the Kardashians.
Maybe I should treat you the same way you have treated me. Then maybe you will understand how much it hurts.
It makes no sense to worry about things you have no control over because there’s nothing you can do about them.
Do what you did in th beginning of a relationship and there won’t be an end.
Some people will like you, some people won’t. It’s their problem not yours.
I swear, if my girlfriend calls me immature one more time, she’s never getting her nose back!
God forgives. Everyday is brand new. It is possible that when you are worrying about something, God will always turn things around to make you happy.
I wish you would sneak up behind me, whisper in my ear, and tell me all the things I have been dying to hear.
The great thing to remember is that though our feelings come and go God�s love for us does not.
I don’t think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.
Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?
A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
Time for a fun game. Which TV family is most like your own?
Always look your best. You never know when your family is going to surprise you with an intervention.
Just because a person smiles all the time, doesn’t mean their life is perfect. That smile is a symbol of hope and strength.
Distance doesn’t necessarily ruin a relationship. You don’t have to see someone everyday to be in love.
A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it..
A good man and a good woman create a power couple because their passions for success equal each other. It’s about love and being a team.
When someone appears in your dreams, that person was most likely talking about you before falling asleep.
Real men DON’T assume everything’s ok with their woman, they communicate with her making 100% sure everything’s ok.
When life’s tough remember you are tougher.
Doesn’t matter how many people doubt you or your dreams, as long as you don’t doubt yourself.. Anythings possible
The loneliest moment in someones life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
Just be yourself, there is no one better.
