Facebook Jokes

We have collected most of the Status in English for WhatsApp, Websites and Facebook. I hope you like it. This collection is dedicated to all Facebook Visitor

• Your time, energy and love is precious make sure that it is not wasted and preciously invested when dating.

• It’s just Facebook, I wish people would keep it real and stop frontin.

• A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, i am afraid of widths.

• You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

• Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.

• I wish I could google “things to eat in my “fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.

• Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

• If people have a problem with u, always remember, it is THEIR problem..

• Don’t be afraid to make mistakes..

• The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

• Vote Up Vote Down My Facebook wall is broken.

• All work and no play, will make you a manager.

• If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

• Why can’t shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?

• It`s too late to apologize. The damage is done.

• you`re sorry ? that`s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

• Why does paper beat rock? if you hold a paper in front of your face and i throw a rock at it who wins?

• If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald’s shouldn’t be allowed to sell food to fat people.

• My friend has just updated his status saying. Is balancing on the edge of a cliff.. So i poked him.

• I’m the kind of person who bumps into inanimate objects, says, Oops, I’m sorry. And doesn’t stop to ask himself why he’s talking to a wall.

• Next time someone presses the elevator button you’ve already pressed, act totally impressed and tell them they did it waaaay better than you..

• thinks that facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?”

• Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

• Math questions are so stupid! They’re like “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?” Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?

• Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside ..So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

• It’s raining, It’s pouring. Facebook is boring. I’m bored to death, I’m going to bed, hopefully we’ll meet in the morning!

• Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It`s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired..

• That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and you end up walking in the same direction.

• Why do you talk so fast?” “Why do you listen so slow?”

• I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

• Life is hard normally, but its harder if you are Stupid.

• Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again.

• Never Say Neverrr, you just said it twice ?

• Is your name Summer.? because you are as hot as hell.

• I hate when my mind wont shut up when I’m trying to sleep..

• If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

• Dear smartphones, why can`t you charge yourself? Sincerely, you`re not so smart after all.

• If you want to commit suicide, you should jump down from your ego to your IQ.

• It used to be, “Can I have your number”? Now it’s, Do you have Facebook..

• just found out that if you hold Ctrl and w for 10 seconds it turns your Facebook page from Blue to Red

• I think all woman can agree that bigger is better. Nobody wants a small bank account

• Tired of everyone talking about their feelings on Facebook lol..

• You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

• Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet…

• If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.

• Finally found out that the plant I’ve been watering isn’t real…

• One of my mom’s rules growing up was never to write on walls, well apparently Facebook doesn’t have that rule.

• Ah, Facebook, where it is socially acceptable to talk to a wall…

• If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot..

• Laziness is my middle name.

• Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.

• Between Facebook texting, tweeting and email, I haven’t spoken a word in the last 3 years.

• Men are like BLUETOOTH connection, when UR beside them they stay connected but when you are away they search for new devices.

• When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito.”

• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

• If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand – it’s fun while you’re doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.

• Lary is wondering if they could invent a self cleaning oven, why can’t they invent a self cleaning house?

• If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians?

• Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.

• Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting in the cell with you, laughing about how awesome that just was.

• I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

• Facebook, because time isn’t going to kill itself.

• Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

• Is there a rehab for Facebook addiction?

• Stealing other people’s statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.

• I never get mad when i see my ex with someone else because i was always taught to recycle my old trash.

• I never get mad when i see my ex with someone else because i was always taught to recycle my old trash.

• I had my DNA analyzed. It came back with four main components. Bacon, Chocolate, Coffee & Crazy.

• I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, If I die next Tuesday.

• When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

• Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

• When someone adds me as a friend on Facebook, the first thing I do is go through all their pictures.

• Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots..

• Bad decisions make good stories. No wonder people find me so entertaining..

• Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

• I promised my friends that I wouldn’t date bad girls anymore.

• I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.

• Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

• Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.

• My parents told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!” so I turned on the subtitles.

• Insert coin to view my status message.

• If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

• I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.

• It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

• Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. :)

• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

• I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you ………… “Pay The bill”

• My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.

• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

• Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

• Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

• Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

• Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

• God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

• Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ‘F’ and ends with ‘K’ :)

• You dont realise how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

• Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make.

• You have lot of curves and I have no brakes ;)

• I haven’t slept for ten days, bcoz that would be too long.

• Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being.

• Why do U think I SMS You? Is it because I care? Or I miss You? Or I love You? Or I need You? No ! It’s because I need a person for just time pass. :)

• If at first you don’t succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

• I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

• Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.

• I don’t understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

• A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

• Taking revenge is wrong… very very wrong… But very very fun…

• Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It’s not fair that some men should be happier than others.

• A hot secretary came angrily out Of boss cabin. Her colleague asked: What Happened? You went inside in a happy mood. She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said absolutely free. That bastard gave me 45 pages to type!

• They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

• Hey, you have eyes, I have eyes, we have a lot in common!

• Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.

• You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

• Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

• Question of the Day: When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?

• Death is God’s way of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying, I quit.

• My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. Lolz

• There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients :)

• Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?

• I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent :)

• We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

• Dear math, Im not therapist so solve your own problems.

• Today’s Joke! A Girl said …….. TRUST ME :)

• The 3 fastest means of communication: telephone, television and tell a woman.

• I’m not sure how much longer I can hide the fact that I’m a robot.

• You wanna see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie. Lolz

• Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they will leave you too. Sincerely, ORKUT

• Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.

• The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

• My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.

• Insert coin to view my status messages.

• Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

• Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P

• Dear Google: They are only using you to get to me. Sincerely Wikipedia

• I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.

• How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all nite long? …………………….. with Duct Tape :)

• Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone’s mouth while they are talking?

• FACT: Kissing burns 5.4 calories a minute…… Ummm, wanna work out?

• Whatever you do always give 100% ….. Unless you are donating blood :)

• I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.

• I never let my best friend do stupid things … alone.

• We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up …….. after I finish laughing :)

• I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession. :)

• Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

• Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.

• How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.

• Dear parents, we know money doesn’t grow on trees, that’s why we are asking you for it.

• I’m not stalker. I am an unpaid private investigator.

• I have a date tonight, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together.

• Instead of single as a marital status, it should read independently, owned and operated :)

• Congratulations … You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.

• Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Lolz

• I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday :)

• A fast beating heart doesnt always mean Love… A blushing face isnot always a sign that your inlove… Sometimes huboGLANG! HAHAH

• A man died and sent to Heaven. God was surprised to see his Heart still beating. . God asked him, how come? The man replied, “I’m Dead but my Wife still lives in my Heart”. ;)

• When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.

• Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 four times. It’s that easy.

• My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

• When your GF blocks u on facebook…… Its called an electronic divorce :)

• If people could see the face I make when I read their facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me.

• I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke.

• Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

• Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)

• Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a girls brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left.

• We are the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.

• It’s not true that I had nothing ON….. The radio was ON. :)

• There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

• I hate when skinny girls say,”omg I’m so fat”. If you are fat does that make me a whale?

• I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Tuesday.

• The real reason women live longer than men b’coz they don’t have to live with women.

• Don’t do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor ain’t. :)

• Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need money :)

• I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. :)

• I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

• Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

• Status I didn’t fall down, I attacked the floor.

• In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth… After that, everything else was Made in China.

• Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

• A boy commented on his Facebook status Happy New Year The girl wrote in comments Same to you The boy edited the status to – I love you!!!

• I’m Not Anti-Social I’m Anti Idiot!

• Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

• Before you take me away, i just want to update my profile picture….

• At late night wife’s mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry. He wakes his wife. Husband (angrily): Who is the person saying beautiful? Surprised wife checks her mobile. Wife (double angrily): Heyyy.. Use your spectacles. it is not beautiufl. it is battery full…

• It’s ok to talk to yourself, it’s even ok to answer yourself.. But when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said- you have a problem!

• Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . . Santa after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni” tongue emoticon

• My age is very inappropriate for my behavior..

• Facebook is like a fridge. you keep checking it, but there’s nothing good.

• A fast beating heart doesn’t always mean love…. A blushing face is not always a sign that your inlove…. Sometimes huboG lang!! Hahahaha

• Hi Sweetie how was schook Today?? you can read all about it on my facebook DAD!!!

• Free Beauty Advice for Girls… if you want A good profile picture for your facebook profile… Without wrinkles without pimples without dark Marks Use”Adobe photoshop”

• Behind every successful status update there is Ctrl+c & cntrl +V …

• What is facebook????? its a place where boy posts joke, gets no responce & if girl posts the same joke, gets 150 likes & 56 friend requests!!!!

• Being popular on facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a ental hospital!!

• hen Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

• Snooker is the best. Snooker is basically tidying up disguised as sport.

• Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!

• Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

• You want a perfect girl? Go buy a barbie.

• I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

• Crowded elevators have a different smell to children and midgets.

• My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.

• A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, all you do is play games.

• Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.

• I am making it my job to put the “fun” back into “funeral.”

• My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

• Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.

• Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.

• Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

• I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

• If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.

• Why is Facebook like Jail? “You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!”

• Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.

• Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there’s nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

I Love You Quotes Status

I Love You Quotes Status
We have collected most of the Status in English for WhatsApp, Websites and Facebook. I hope you like it. This collection is dedicated to all Facebook Lovers

• I am entirely yours, that if I might have all the world given me, I could not be happy but in your love.

• Every moment spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true… I Love You.

• I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

• Never ask why I love you, just accept that I do, and that I will for the rest of my life.

• If I had to choose between breathing and loving you I would use my last breath to tell you I love you.

• Once I loved until I could not breathe.

• When you truly love someone you do what it takes.Sometimes that is letting go no matter the pain.

• You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

• No matter how this thing we got turns out, I’ll never regret one minute of it and I’ll always love you..

• I loved you then and I love you still. I forever do and I forever will..

• I love you, I always have, I always will, no question about it.

• I’ll always love you. Until my heart stops beating.

• I loved you from the day i met you, there was like a connection between us and i think it will always be there no matter what happens I love you & I always will.

• Baby u are now and will always be my everything..

• You are what I always wanted, Simply i love you..

• My eyes literally turn to hearts when I see you.

• There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear. For fear has to do with punishment, and whoever fears has not been perfected in love.

• Love is like a gift. If you receive it, open it and appreciate it. If you haven’t received it yet, do not worry Someone somewhere is still wrapping it for you

• Dont be afraid to fall because of crack in your heart cause you’ll miss out on the one who is in front of you to fix it and show you how you should be loved

• Your smile creates the sun, your eyes sparkle, your voice is my play list & your heart is forever in my soul.

• One of the most told lie is “I love you”.

• The secret is keeping busy, and loving what you do.

• We accept the love we think we deserve..

• You’re my inspiration. There’s no hesitation. You’re everything to me.

• I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we’re really not that different, me and you.

• The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved… loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.

• Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

• Somewhere between all our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights and all our jokes ……. I fell in love.

• You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart. I Love you So Much.

• Somewhere between laughing for no reason, stupid arguments, and making fun of each other, I fell in love with you.

• People aren’t afraid of saying ‘I love you’. They’re afraid of hearing the response.

• I love you. Don’t ever think that I don’t, and don’t ever forget that I do.

• Now you know …… No one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you.

• If in this lifetime, I wont get to have you, I’ll make sure that if I meet you in my next life I wont have to think twice on saying that “I waited a lifetime to say I love you.

• “I love you” is not enough to describe my feelings for you.

• You make my days beautiful and nights wonderful. I Love You

• If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, I love you.

• Every moment spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true… I Love You.

• Some love one, some love two. I love one that is you.

• Love sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable and recieves the impossible. Have faith in my love for you.

• You are the only one person I want to be with for the rest of my life and grow old with. I love you my sweet heart.

• I Love You, I Love You from the bottom of my heart. When i close my eyes, i see only you. When i open my eyes, I want to see you. You are in my heart and I Really Love You.

• Everyone says you only fall in love once, but thats not true, because every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.

• You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean and the beat in my heart… I Love You!

• We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.

• I only want to be with you twice ….. Now And Forever …..

• When I looked into your eyes I didnt see just you, I saw my today, my tomorrow, and my future for the rest of my life…

• Love is not how much you say I love you but how much you can prove that its true.

• The hardest thing I have done is acting like I hate you, when really I love you more than you will ever think.

• I love you when the sun burns bright, I love you when the moon turns white, in all the troubles my heart will become light if I have you in my sight!

• I am starting to like you less b’coz I’m beginning to love you more.

• I love you all the way to the moon and back 100 times.

• I think I might be falling for you. I love who you are and every little thing you do.

• If I could chose between loving you and breathing I would use my last breathe to say I LOVE YOU.

• I wish I can show you that how much I love you.

• Nothing is more cute than a shy guy trying to tell you that he loves you.

• Be sure it’s true when you say I LOVE YOU!

• Out of all of your lies, I love you, was my favorite.

• You can’t start the new chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.

• If you really LOVE her, you wouldn’t be afraid to tell the whole world.

• I love you not because I need you BUT I need you because I LOVE YOU.

• I loves you yesterday. I love you still. I always have .. I always will.

• If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever?

• I love you and you love me. Thats all we’ll ever need.

• (I LOVE YOU) These three words have my life in them.

• Sometimes its very hard to say I love you to someone because you are so afraid of losing him/her.

• With every beat of my heart, I Love You, until that last beat, I will Love You.

• Most people believe that I LOVE You is the best thing you can say to anybody. But the truth is I Love You Too has a greater impact on heart..

• I love you more than words can define, feelings can express and thought can imagine.

• There are many ways to say I love you but not enough words to say how much.

• I love you for all that you are, all that you have been and all you are yet to be.

• When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.

• I’m not sure when it happened. I didn’t mean for it to, but somewhere along the way I fell in love with you.

• I love you. And it’s not b’coz you make me happy, not b’coz you make me feel special, nor b’coz you are the sweetest person ever… but because I just love you.

• There are million reason for me to leave you but I never do that for one reason because I love you.

• I can’t promise that I’ll be here for the rest of your life but I can promise that I’ll love you for the rest of mine.

• I love you more today than I did yesterday but not as much as I’ll love you tomorrow.

• I love you for all that you are, all that you have been and all you are yet to be.

• It’s being said that you only truly fall in love once, but I don’t believe it. Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.

• Love is more than just saying “I love you” it’s doing things that prove it.

• There are million reason for me to leave you but I never do that for one reason bcoz I love you.

• The words I LOVE YOU are not for anyone to say from their mouth to their beloved one. It’s a feeling that you can whisper to each other from heat to heart without saying it aloud.

• I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

• Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

• Flaws? Imperfections? Forget it all, I Love You anyways.

• Right now the only thing that I a really sure abut is that I Love You.

• I never knew that I could feel that much. and that’s the way I love you.

• Here’s my love, take it. Here’s my soul, use it. Here’s my heart, don’t break it. Here’s my hand, hold it and together we will make it forever.

• Loving is not just looking at each other it’s looking at the same direction!!!

• 7 billion people in the world…. But!! My heart choose you!!!

• I love you once, i love you still, always have and always will!!!

• Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.

• I give you all my love because I truly love you, but I can’t give you my soul and my heart because you’ll just break it apart.

• We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

• I will love you until infinity urns our (which is never…)

• I love you i ‘ happy!!!

• I love you you annoy me more than i ever thought possible but… i want to spend every irritatin munute with you..

• It’s like this… The greatest thing that has ever happened to me was finding you… I love you….

• I love It When I Catch You Looking At Me And Then You Look Away :)

• One of the reasons WHY I Love You IS B’coz You Make Me Smile For No Reason…..

• When the angels ask what I loved most about life, I’ll say you.

• Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

• One of the reasons why I love you is b’coz you make me smile for no reason.

• Never throw away chance to say ‘I love you’ to the people you care about because we are not promised tomorrow.

• I’m not sure when it happened. I didn’t mean for it to, but somewhere along the way I fell in love with you.

• If I only had one minute to live, I would spend all sixty seconds telling you how much I love you.

• I love you more than words can define, feelings can express and thought can imagine.

• If You Love Someone Showing Them Is Better Then Telling Them. If You Stop Loving Someone Telling Them Is Better

• I loved you and I still do. I don’t think anything will change that.

• “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?”

• I’m not loving you simply because I want to love someone. I’m loving you because my heart already chose you.

• Sometimes people are not afraid of loving. They’re afraid of not being loved back.

• Looking out side from window, Its sow falling, Beautiful scene, From here where its warm.

• Love someone who is kinder to you than you are to yourself.

• I will always love the false image i had of you..

• Don’t say I Love You. Prove it.

• Friedrich Nietzsche “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”

• No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

• I just want to say i love you!!!

• Now a days people say I LOVE YOU just like they are saying HELLO.

• Happy Anniversary to the most amazing man I’ve ever known! Thank you for loving me, for me. I love you

• No matter how much I hate you in day …. But at end of the day I never slept without saying I Love You.

• i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn’t need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

• To say ‘I love you’ one must first be able to say the ‘I.’

• Come live in my heart and pay no rent. Because I love you!!!

• He brought out the worst in me, and was the best thing that ever happened to me.

• I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else.

Facebook Good Luck Messages

Facebook Good Luck Messages
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• May GOD help you during your exams and bless you with great marks.

• I don’t understand why people ‘touch wood’ for luck. I mean, it didn’t do Jesus any good.

• There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck, just God’s blessings and lessons.

• Screw luck. I’m making it happen.

• This girl is in need of a hug and some good luck to come his way..

• Nothing is impossible, some things are just harder than others.

• Sometimes we don’t appreciate what we have until it’s gone and every once in a while we are lucky enough to get a second chance to show it.

• I do nat care if my glass is half empty or full empty. I am happy to have a glass.

• Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying good morning, it has a silent message saying: i remember you when i wake up! have a nice day!

• Be a big success! We all pray for you!

• We wish you more and more original ideas! An a lot of luck, of course!

• They say you have to be good to be lucky, but I think you have to be lucky to be good.

• Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.

• May you become proud not only for your family but also for your nation.

• Always remember GOD helps those who help themselves.So first prepare your self then leave it on GOD.

• Everything is possible in this world. What we need is just determination; your good luck depends on your firm belief.

• Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you!

• It is better to be born lucky than rich.

• May you do your best and don’t be afraid. success is like a ball in air it depends on you, how you catch it in your hand.

• Be courageous and Be sure that you will stand first and consider it as your aim. Wish you All the best.

• If you are ready for exams and you have prepared your self completely for exams then be sure and trust in GOD.

• Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

• Luck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it.

• Diligence is the mother of good luck.

• Sometimes we don’t appreciate what we have until it’s gone and every once in a while we care lucky enough to get a second chance to show it…

• The future belongs to those who give the next genration reason fo hope Have a Good Luck!!!

• May the wings of the butterfly kiss teh sun. And find your shoulder to light on. To bring you luck, Happiness and riches. Today, tomorrow and beyond!!

• May good luck be your friend in whatever your do and may trouble be always a stranger to you!!!!

• Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get…

• May Your Exams Be Like The Pieces Of Chocolate Cake, Very Easy And Satisfying And Tasting Morvelous Alot Of love For A Nice Person And Wish YOU Good Luck

• Every sunset gives us, one day less to live. But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope. So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck

• May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning & night.

• Wherever you go and whatever you do. May sunny days and happy times follow you.

• Your day is only as good as you make it. Make it great.

• May good luck be your friend in whatever you do and may trouble be always a stranger to you.

• Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer.

• Today I need lots of luck. Fingers and toes and legs and eyes crossed. I really need you to concentrate for me. I think it may be working..

• Waiting for the day when all those lucky pennies and four leaf clovers start working their magic.

• Good luck happens when preparedness meets opportunity.

• Every time I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel, it ends up being a freight train coming right at me..

• Dear luck, can we be friends this year please..

• Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying good morning, it has a silent message saying: i remember you when i wake up! have a nice day!

• Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success Luck is yours, Wish is mine…May your Future always shine…

• Everything is possible in this world. Just what we need your good luck strongly depends on you , it is to determine

• May your magical charisma get you loads and loads of success. I wish you Good luck.

• May you do your best and don’t be afraid. success is like a ball in air it depends on you, how you catch it in your hand.

• How lucky you two are to make each other’s lives complete! Congratulations and Best Wishes!!

• I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

• When it comes to luck you make your own.

• So happy to hear your wonderful news. Here’s to wishing you the best of luck!

• People always call it luck when you’ve acted more sensibly than they have.

• May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night.

• If You Ever Face Difficulties In Your Life Don’t Ask Why Me? Trust In Yourself And Above All In The Divine Power That Has Given You Strength To Face The World. Good Luck For All The Journeys Of Your Life!

• So glad to hear about your promotion. May your life always be filled with such good luck.

• “Luck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it.”

• “I’m a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it”

• “Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.”

• When you look at a film like ‘The Ides of March’ or ‘Good Night, and Good Luck’ even, those are really contained pictures.

• The only good luck many great men ever had was being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.

• Diligence is the mother of good luck.

• My success was due to good luck, hard work, and support and advice from friends and mentors. But most importantly, it depended on me to keep trying after I had failed.

• I find my heart singing a chorus at your happy news. Good luck

• I believe in you so much. I hope you do too. Good luck!

• I am pretty confident that you can make it.Good luck

• Do your best and I hope you pass it Best luck on it!

• “Lifting you up in my prayers during your treatments.”

• The road is tough. But the driver is tougher. Good luck!

• I wish that you’ll take this opportunity and succeed in everything you do. Good luck!

• Luck brings in every other color in your life!Good luck

• I believe in you! I know you’ll pass! Good luck!

• Some are one lucky,some are born talented.You are both.Good Luck.

• I wanted to wish you good luck on finding you luck!

• Wishing you good luck in what you have planned to do.

• Luck is what you have left Over after you give 100 percent Good luck dear.

• I wish you all the success today and always!

• I am thrilled to know that luck has finally found you. Warmest wishes my friend.

• Good luck is a residue of preparation.

• May you be successful, And be victorious. I want you to win. Do your best, And feel glorious!

• Sometimes in the day you want to grab a shot gun and shoot yourself in the middle of the head, I got news for you, good luck! :)

• Somewhere between laughter without reason, silly arguments, and make fun of each other, I fell for you.

• Things can be tough, Times can be rough. But if you work hard enough, You will eventually achieve triumph!. Good Luck my friend! Good luck!

Engagement Wishes

Engagement Wishes
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• Today, on the day of your engagement, tomorrow, after many years, be very, very happy!

• Congratulations on your engagement! We know you can make each other very happy.

• May you have the love and care from God. Congratulations on your engagement.

• I Wish you to have a beautiful life together.

• Congratulations on your engagement! We hope you’ll be happy together.

• May there be a generation of children, on the children of your children.

• May you be as rich in life as you are in love.

• May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

• Wishing you all the love and happiness in the world and congratulations on your marriage.

• I used to tell you ‘look and leap’. Now that you didn’t listen, get ready for a lifetime with the fatso you have chosen. Have a happy engagement.

• Have a beautiful engagement sister in law. Through this lovely card, I welcome you with open arms into our family and extend my love on your engagement and always.

• Remember that forever the two of you are one. Congratulations on your engagement!

• I wish you a lovely engagement beloved sister. May God shower all the love and happiness on you and your fiancé on your engagement day, always and forever.

• May you have the love and care from God. Congratulations on your engagement.

• Save your heart for someone who leaves you breathless!

• I don’t want the perfect relationship because perfect is impossible. i want trust worthy, honest, loyal and love. i love imperfections. i don’t want perfect. i want worth it..

• “He took my heart so i’m taking his last name”

• Congratulations TO The Perfect Couple! Your Love HAS Reached New Heights. May Your Future Be A Bright And Happy One.

• May GOD gift you with all wishes and may you feel enriched with all riches and allow you to lead a life of happiness.

• A dream that is dreamed by two will always come true.

• This is the first step of love before entering into the married life. May you have lifetime happiness and fun! Happy Engagement.

• It has been a great pleasure to see your happy faces. Have a blessed and happy life. Wishing you a very happy engagement.

• It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

• We have a very good reason to share the spirit this season Please join with us in celebration as we are united in marriage.

• Congratulations but do not hesitate! Get married!

• The day of your engagement is not going to be the happiest day of your life. There are many more to come! Congrats..

• May your engagement be memorable and incomparable as well as your life..

• From the day of your engagement till the end of the days may your life be full of true love.

• May God bless you both on the day of your engagement! Congratulations!

• can’t think of anyone else who compliments each other the way you both do. You are a match made in heaven! Congratulations!

• May your hearts never cease to beat for each other. Congratulations on your engagement.

• Congratulations on your engagement and may you always experience the joy and happiness that life offers.

• Congratulation.! Here’s wishings you lots of wonderful moments of togetherness.. Now & always

• Just a quick note to say how happy we are for you. Wishing you a lifetime of joy, love, and happiness. Congratulations!

• True love stories never have endings. May your love story continue forever. ~ Richard Bach;

• I’m really happy for you both. Wishing you all the best with the engagement and beyond! Lots of love.

• Congratulations on your wedding engagement. May your joining together bring you more joy than you can imagine. Good luck!

• Happy Engagement Day! Wishing you all the best for the future. Stay together always!

• Congratulations on finding each other. Your Engagement is wonderful news! Wishing you both an eternity of love and happiness together.

• Congratulations to a beautiful couple. What wonderful news! God bless you both on your engagement.

• The highest happiness on earth is marriage.

• Finally you have found the person who will tame your eccentricities, curb your idiosyncrasies and make you a more civilized person. Happy engagement.

• This is the first step of love before entering into the married life. May you have lifetime happiness and fun! Happy Engagement.

• It has been a great pleasure to see your happy faces. Have a blessed and happy life. Wishing you a very happy engagement.

• Who cares about your engagement? I can’t wait to go shopping for your wedding gown with you as your bridesmaid. Congratulations.

• There are two ways to get jailed for life. One is to commit a bad crime and the second is to get hitched. Congratulations for choosing the latter.

• May God bless you both on the day of your engagement! Congratulations!

• Thank goodness you finally decided to get engaged after so many years of dating each other. We were beginning to get worried about you both. Congratulations.

• Congratulations on your engagement! We hope you’ll be happy together.

• So I guess you two are pretty serious then. Congrats!

• Roses are red, violets are blue, now your engaged, I am so happy for you!

• Love is something to be cherished for a lifetime. Well wishes on your engagement.

• Congratulations to a beautiful couple. Wishing you a wonderful journey

• Congratulations on your engagement! You make a perfect couple.

• Congratulations on your engagement, we are so delighted for you!

• My heart is overjoyed at the news of your engagement. Congratulations and lots of love to you both.

• May you both be blessed with lifelong happiness.

• May your engagement signify the start of something really great.

• Congratulations on getting engaged and surrendering your freedom.

• May God’s grace continue to guide you both in this new journey. Congratulations!

• Two become one on this journey called life. So happy to hear of your engagement.

• Congratulations to you both on getting engaged. Sending you lots of love.

• Best Wishes to an amazing couple! May you always be filled with love, joy, peace and romance

• What IS it with you women and relationships? Always trying to turn a F..bad.. into an engagement…

• I Hope you to have a loving life together.

• Engagement marks the apex of a relationship’s love and happiness. It’s all downhill from here. Congratulations

• Always remember the promises you made to each other. with many many best wishes and lots of love. God bless you both today. Have a wonderful life ahead. Congratulations on your engagement.

• Wishing you all the love and happiness in the world and congratulations on your

• The bachelor brigade has lost one of their own. Congratulations to you buddy, but we are mourning the loss of a fallen soldier.