Hilarious Facebook Status

• If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it’s one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!

• When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

• slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.

• Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

• You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

• Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.

• Best friends listen to what you don’t say..

• Dance like no one’s going to put it on youtube.

• Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

• Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.

• In 2013 I’m going to sit back, watch the movie 2012 and laugh..

• Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

• The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition…there are no other copies!

• When they ask me what I liked best, I`ll tell them it was you.

• everyone calls you by your name, but only one person can make it sound special.

• Smiling does make it a little bit better.

• You`ve got two choices; you can either sit and cry, or spread your wings and fly.

• If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

• I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

• Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.

• Every rule has an exception, especially this one.

• Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

• War doesn’t determine who’s right, it determines who’s left.

• A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

• Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has problems. Some people just know how to deal with it in a best way.

• Relationship with GOD is the best relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will turn out fine.

• I know GOD has bigger & better plans for me than I have for myself.

• Adjustment with right people is always better than argument with wrong ones.

• Everything will change and it is going to be beautiful and better then ever before.

• Bad attitude is like a flat tyre. You can’t reach anywhere until you change it.

• The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching.

• Hurt me with the TRUTH but never comfort me with a LIE.

• Save me, I’m drowning in a sea of love!

• When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

• Be the one who everyone wants, not the one who everyone’s had.

• People tellin me I changed, that’s exactly what I’m gettin so I’ll never be the same.

• Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

• Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently.

• People wait until they have enough time to do what they dream. It is 99% sure it will still be a dream at the end of the life.

• The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.

• Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity

• Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

• I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wifi internet.

• Press the star below and watch it glow..

• Sometimes it’s not the song that makes you emotional, It’s the people & things that come to your mind when you hear it .

• Sometimes the most important life lessons are the ones we end up learning the hard way.

• Everybody says, mistake is the first step of success but the real fact is correction of mistake is the first step of success.

• When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I miss you.

• Relationship is not holding hands while you understand eachother. Its about having lots of misunderstandings & still not leaving each other’s hand.

• Strong people stand up for themselves. Strogner people stand up for others.

• Life can be happier & stress free if we have all that we desire. But time will give us all that we deserve.

• Whenever you don’t understand what’s happening in your life, just close your eyes, take a deep breath and say… GOD I know it is your plan, just help me through it.

• Don’t worry about people that are in your past, there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future.

• Now a days people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

• 10% of conflict is due to difference of opinion. 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice.

• It’s not being in love that makes me happy. It’s being in love with you that makes me happy.

• If you dont build your dreams, someone will hire you to build theirs.

• We always ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.

• When someone says they have a question to ask, you think of all the bad things you have done recently.

• If you want to fly with eagles than stop swimming with ducks.

• A good understanding comes only after a long war between two hearts.

• There are two ways to get everyone to hate you. Either do something wrong or do something really right.

• Making me happy doesn’t require a lot of effort. Actually your presence is just enough.

• The one who falls and gets up is much stronger than the one who never fell.

• Only difference between good day and a bad day is your attitude.

• Don’t feel bad if someone rejects you, People usually reject expensive things because they can’t afford them.

• One of the biggest flaws of people are pretending to be blind to their own mistakes but do not pretend deaf towards the mistakes of others.

• I don’t care how many people are in the world BUT I only want you.

• The longest you hide your feelings for someone, the more you fall for them.

• You can learn so much from your mistakes. So don’t regret them learn from them.

• It doesn’t matter how nice you are, as soon as you leave the room there’s always going to be someone who talk about you.

• The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through the hard times and laugh with you after the hard times pass.

• Race can not be won by accelerating on top gear but It can be won only by changing the right gear on right time.

• Go for someone whose not only proud and glad to have you, but will also take every risk and effort just to be with you.

• If you keep your eyes, mind, and heart open…love, kindness, intelligence and wisdom will enter.

• No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness, no one notices your pain but they all notice your mistakes.

• Never say good-bye because good-bye means going away, and going away means forgetting.

• The most elastic element of the world is TIME; It maximizes the minutes when we are missing someone special and minimises the hours when we are with someone special.

• When I tell you “I love you” I don’t say it as a habit. I say it to remind you that you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

• If you don’t hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.

• Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.

• You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel.

• Everyone has that one little secret, that no one, not even your best friend, know about you.

• You can’t always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.

• I have learned that sometimes sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.

• The only people I need in my life are the ones who need me in theirs even when I have nothing else to offer them but myself.

• Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything or do anything in particular, but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about.

• There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind.

• Distance should not be a factor in a relationship but communication, trust and commitment should be.

• The past is your lesson. The present is your gift. The future is your motivation.

• Live in such a way, that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it.

• Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can do what others can’t.

• Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

• Don’t waste your time with explainations. People only hear what they want to hear.

• Being single is a good feeling, no drama and no heartaches. But sometimes it gets lonely and you miss that feeling of being taken.

• Many people have told me that I have changed but the truth is I think I’ve just found myself.

• Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.

• Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.

• Relationship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stand the more difficult is to leave & even if you leave, you leave your footprints behind.

• Be happy. Not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.

• Heart is the greatest cheater in this world because it makes thousands of different excuses to stay in touch with the person you love.

• I’m not looking for someone who has everything but someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.

• Remember that your greatest talent is so much more powerful than your biggest fear.

• A relationship with no arguments, is a relationship with a lot of secrets.

• I wonder how many people I have looked at all my life and never seen.

• May be it’s true, may be we dont know what we have untill we have lost it. But may be it’s also true that we don’t know what we are missing until we find it.

• God give me strength to accept the things I can’t change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

• Never compare your journey with someone else’s. Your journey is your journey not a competition.

• Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens.

• If you love someone, show them. Because you could soon find yourself watching them walk out the door. Words mean nothing but actions mean everything

• WHY Worry? If you have done the very best you can, worrying won’t make it any better.

• If you want to be successful you must respect one rule, never let failure take control of you.

• Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.

• Relations are like electric currents. Wrong connection will give you shocks throughout your life but the right ones light up your life.

• They ignore you now, but they will need you later.

• You don’t get to choose when or who you meet, but you do get to choose who you hold on to.

• I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

• When GOD pushes you to the edge of difficulty trust him fully because two things can happen. Either he will catch you when you fall, or he will teach you how to fly.

• Good Time + Crazy Friends = Amazing Memories

• Dear God, thanks for everything. Because without you …… I am nothing.

• My phone is like my lover. It’s the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night.

• If you are giving your all to one person and it’s not enough, you are giving it to the wrong person.

• Don’t change your originality for the sake of others b’coz no one else can play your role better than you.

• Disappointments are just God’s way of saying “I’ve got something better.” Be patient, live life, have faith.

• Best Friends: Make the bad times good and the good times unforgettable.

• Love the one who understands your tears, not the one who creates them.

• A man is not rewarded for having a brain but for using it well.

• If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls and even if he picks the most beautiful he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the remaining NINETY NINE and Women says… men don’t have feelings.

• It isn’t the size of the gift that matters, but the size of the heart that gives it.

• I don’t know why people are more interested in other people’s life than their own.

• It hurts when someone you really trust lets you down.

• Don’t loose hope. You don’t know what tomorrow brings.

• There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.

• At the end of each day be grateful for another day of life and for the next one on its way.

• In reality, no one cares, they’re just curious.

• Never regret a single moment of the journey. If it wasn’t your destination, it was preparation.

• People say: never expect anything in return from anyone but the truth is when we really LOVE someone, we naturally EXPECT a little care from them.

• When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.

• Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you were not ready.

• When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name.

• When you fall in love with someone’s personality, everything about that person tends to become beautiful.

• I don’t know how people can fake whole relationships.. I can’t even fake a hello to somebody I don’t like.

• It is not length of life, but depth of life. Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.

• That awkward moment when you think someone is talking to you, but they are actually talking on the phone.

• Most people don’t think I’m as old as I am until they hear me stand up.

• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

• The only thing that could stop me from taking selfies is a photo of what I look like taking selfies.

• When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight… to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.

• Decided to make a life altering decision today… When I think of it I’ll let you know

• People leave you out in the cold and get mad when you learn how to get warm by yourself.

• Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

• All my life I thought air was free…… until I bought a bag of chips.

• Ever wondered why need to pee intensifies when you are unlocking the door?

• Of Course I talk to myself, because sometimes I need Expert Advice.

• Don’t be afraid to fail because only through failure do you learn to succeed.

• Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the false friend that hugs you. Careful who you trust don’t be naive.

• Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.

• It’s always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.

• I wonder if I know the person who I am going to marry.

• That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life anymore.

• Everytime I think of you, I get the biggest smile on my face and you still don’t understand how much you mean to me.

• Respect peoples feelings. Even if it doesn’t mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

• Human beings are very strange. They have ego of their knowledge but, they don’t have knowledge of their ego.

• I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.

• Time is precious. Waste it wisely

• Curosity killed the cat, but I was suspect for a while

• My favorite mythical creature: A Honest Politician.

• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

• The longer the title the less important the job.

• It’s usually the ones with the dirtiest hands pointing the fingers.

• Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :P

• Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears.

• You can either be right, or you can be the husband.

• I learn something new every day that I didn’t want to know.

• Nowadays, the average child has four parents.

• If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

• I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

• I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

• God died for our sins, so if you don’t sin god died for nothing.

• I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?

• so the oil leak finally stopped,way to go Obama..took you long enough

• I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.

• Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.

• I like to name my iPod ‘Titanic’ so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ i click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.

Hello Facebook Status

• Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, Whoa, I’m so cool.

• Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.

• With lovers there can be “Goodbye”. But with friends there will only be “Hello” and “Glad to see you again”.

• There are a lot of people who that you may only nod to, it’s better to stop and say hello.

• Hello again, everybody. It’s a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball.

• Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.

• As you stopped to say hello, oh, you wished me well, you couldn’t tell that I’d been crying over you.

• Hello my love. It’s getting cold on this island. I’m sad alone. I’m so sad on my own.

• Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.

• You have no time to bleed as you fall to your knees. It’s the gift that we’ve been given. Hello, can you hear me still?

• Flowers for the dead. Say hello to the forest.

• Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

• The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.

• Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.

• When I read the script, I was like, Hello, woman in a box. I had to explore that to the end.

• Hello, I’m still here.

• Hello my love. It’s getting cold on this island. I’m sad alone. I’m so sad on my own.

• Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.

• Hello boys and girls. Welcome to sesame street.

• Hello and good evening hope you had a nice day and a pleasant evening as well.

• Good morning starshine, the earth says hello..

• The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

• Nothing lasts forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.

• Hello stress welcome to my life looks like you’ve made yourself quite comfortable.

• A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again..

• Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

• The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.

• “A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage.”

• You can make a million friends by a mere hello and a sweet smile. But lasting friendships are made by the sincerity of one hello and the honesty of one smile.

• The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.

• Sometimes u tell some1 2 never call u again.. then the phone rings & u hope it’s them.. It’s the most twisted logic of all time…!!

• There is no harm in saying hello to strangers, because you never know when any stranger becomes your true friend.

• As you stopped to say hello, oh, you wished me well, you couldn’t tell that I’d been crying over you.

• A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again..

• “There are a lot of people who that you may only nod to; it’s better to stop and say hello.”

• I like the word Hello than Bye because Hello is about starting conversation and Bye is to end

• No one is born with self confidence. Self confidence is learned And Earned With Experience.

• “If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today, still queer”

• Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when I talk with my hand.

• Between hello and goodbye is I love you.


• I don’t believe that somebody’s first impression is their last impression, for it may change after sometime.

• Good-bye is never painful unless you are never going to say hello again.

• No matter which language you speak, everyone understands the true meaning of smile. It communicates everything that a heart wants to express and understand.

• Now a days people say I LOVE YOU just like they are saying HELLO.

• Every good bye makes the next hello closer.

• Its time to say good night to facebook world and Hello dream world.

• Sometimes the smallest things in life are the hardest to do. Like clicking on his screen name and just saying HI!

• Hello is a best word to start discussion.

• Nowadays people say I LOVE YOU just like they are saying HELLO.

• Hello where are you guyz.. I am still here

• There are a lot of people who that you may only nod to, it’s better to stop and say hello.

• Hello my love. It’s getting cold on this island. I’m sad alone.

• Nothing lasts forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.

• Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, Whoa, I’m so cool.

• All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.

• Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.

• Like the ocean, I wave. Hello, and goodbye is the same when I talk with my hand

• Hello, and goodbye is the same when I talk with my hand

• Hello Hello Hello Hello i think you are a dirty fallow.

• Hello is about starting conversation and Bye is to end.

• Hello again, everybody. It’s a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball.

• Hello Hello Hello Hello I think you are a dirty fallow”

• Hello, I’m still here.

• You have no time to bleed as you fall to your knees. It’s the gift that we’ve been given. Hello, can you hear me still?

• Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello i think you are a dirty fallow

• For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.

• Hello, headache! You are being uncooperative. Sorry but it is time for you to pack your bags. You have overstayed your welcome. Please LEAVE NOW! Goodbye!

Holi Status

• H Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance’ You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colours & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.

• Bright Colors, Water Balloons, Lavish Gujiyas And Melodious Songs Are The Ingredients Of Perfect Holi. Wish You A Very Happy And Wonderful Holi.

• Lets welcome the vibrant festival of colors wth joy nd jubilation ! Happy Holi!

• Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All The Colors That Are On You Are Of Love.

• I wish A Happy Holi To Everyone. Let The Colors Of Holi Fill Your Heart With Warmth And Love.

• Holi is a time to reach out with the colors of joy. It is the time to love and forgive. It is the time expresses the happiness of being loved and to be loved through colors. Happy Holi!

• I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival but Im praying God to add more and more colors in your life. Wish you Happy Holi.

• A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, a soft message is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

• Bright colors, Water balloons, Lavish gujiyas & Melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy Holi.

• Blue is song, Yellow is music, Green is dance, Red is beauty, White is love & Pink is for joy. I wish you all these on Holi. HAPPY HOLI

• A colourful message to a colourful person for a colourful day, in a colourful way, as a pray, that the colourful ray, may forever stay, Happy Holi.

• Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love!

• Happy Holi to you and your family. We wish your health, prosperity and business achievements at this prismic colour eve.

• Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love.

• Gulal ka rang gubbaro ki maar suraj ki kirne khushiyo ki bahaar chand ki chandni apno ka pyaar mubarak ho A apko RANGO KA TYOHAAR Happy Holi

• Radha ke rang aur kanhaiya ki pichkari pyar ke rang se rang do duniya sari ye rang na koi jat na koi boli mubrak ho apko ye mast Holi.

• Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.

• If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

• I wish a Happy Holi to everyone. Let the colors of holi fill your heart with warmth and love.

• Let the colors of holi spread the message of peace and happiness.

• Let’s play with hues. Its Holi. Happy Holi.

• #‎pAgli Ab to 2000 ka note bhi agaya… Pata nahi tu kab ayegi

• Let’s celebrate this holi being holy to GOD the creation.

• Best wishes….Holi is the time to develop understanding and Love for each Other!! Happy Holi…

• Apki Jevan main hamesha khusiyon ke rang barse, Happy Colorful HOLI..

• Feeling lonely without u. I wish I could celebrate this holi with U.

• I wish U a very Happy Holi. Enjoy bright colors of happiness and love.

• May God gift you all the colors of life, colors, colors of joy of happiness, colors, colors of love and friendship all other colors you want to paint your life. Happy Holi!

• Wishing You And Your Family A Very Bright, Colourful And Joyful Holi With Love And Best Wishes!

• May God gift you all the colors of life,colors of joy, colors of happiness,colors of friendship, Colors of love andall other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!

• I may not put colors on ur face in this colorful festival I’m praying God to add more and more colors in ur beautiful life Happy Holi.

• Through you are away this Holi..You are always with me in my thoughts…Thinking You & Looking forward to seeing you soon…Happy Holi..

• Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life…. Have a colorful Holi..!!!

• Aye Khuda Aaj To Rehem Kar De, Mere Dost Aaj Nhi Reh Payenge, Lagwa De Kisi Ladki Ke Haatho Inhe Rang, Ye Kamine Pure Saal Nhi Nahayenge…. Happy Holi,

• Charhen gy jb pyary rang, ek meri dosti ka rng bhi charhana, Meeri dosti ka rng chamky ga hr dm tumhary sng, Wishing u a happy mastiful holi.

• May you have the most blessed holi festival than you ever had. May it be full of fun,joy and love. May you be as colorful as the festival itself or even more. Lets all have lots of fun. Have a colorful holi .

• Happy Holi to you and your family. We wish your health, prosperity and business achievements at this prismic color eve. May Allah bless you with all his mercies! Aamin.

• Apun wishing you a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra badhiya, extra special, Ekdum mast and dhinchak, Bole to ekdum jhakaas Happy Holi…

• A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, a soft message is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

• Holi is the day to express love with colours. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love!

• oli is a special time of year to remember those who are close to our hearts with splashing colors.

• A Feeling lonely without u. I wish I could celebrate this holi with U.

• Holi Offer!! ‘Heart For Sale’ *No…Conditions Apply.

• All the colors that are on U are of love! Happy Holi

• Wishing You and Your Family A Very Special Regards, Happy Holi.

• Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.Happy Holi

• Happy Holi to all ! May you get all happiness on this Holi

• Let the colors of Holi spread message of peace and happiness.

• I’m praying God to add more and more colors in ur beautiful life Happy Holi.

• I always admire holi since it brings colors in my life again.

• May God bless you both with happy And long life together. Happy holi..

• Thank U for being always with me. Wishing U a colorful Holi.

• God is always with u. Enjoy every moment. Keep smiling.Happy Holi.

• Holi is the time to develop understanding and Love for each Other!! Happy Holi..

• I wish, this Holi U were with me. Wish U all success in life.

• This is the festival of forgetting all the differences And get together. Happy holi.

• I wish you and your family All the bright hues of life! Have a Colorful Holi

• “Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.” Happy Holi!

• Longing you a fun Holi and a Spring time sprouting with Happiness.

• Lets welcome the vibrant festival of colors with joy & jubilation..Happy Holi..!

• Very Happy and Colourful Holi to U & Ur Family.Happy Holi

Hindi Facebook Status

• Hum na hoty to apko ghazal kon kehta, Ye to karishma ha hum pyar krny walon ka,

• Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.

• Talash kar meri kami ko apne dil mein ek baar, Dard ho to samajh lena mohabbat abhi baki hai..

• Mere Dil Ki Har Dhadkan Tumhare Liye Hai Meri Har Dua Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Liye Hai Tumhari Har Adaa Mere Dil Ko Churane Ke Liye Hai Ab To Meri Zindagi Tumhare Intezar Ke Liye Hai

• Duniya ke hijab se abhi mehroom hain.. main or mera dil… Abhi bas itna pata hai. . Mujhe mohabbat hai tumse…

• Being Beautiful does not make you Happy… But being Happy Makes you Beautiful…

• Deedarein yaar karne ko nazrein taras gayi, Unke intezaar ki inteha mein aankhen baras gayi.

• Ajab Hunnar Hai Mere Hath Mein, Yeh Sher Likhne Ka; Mein Apni Barbadiyan Likhta Hun, Log Wah Wah Karte Hain!

• Gulami toh tere ishq ki thi… Warna hum pehle bhi nawab the or aaj bhi hai

• Azadi hi meri Dulhan hai.

• Ab aur nahi hoti ishq ki ghulami humse Usse kaho ki jao jiska hona hai ho jaye..!!

• Tum Badlo Tu Majboriyan Hain Bahut.. Hum Badlein To BeWafa ho gaye..

• Enjoy the little things in life… for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things!!!

• Mary Bad Ehal-e-Dil Ki Mehfiloon Mein Ja K… Meri Shairi Lary Gi Mary Khoon Ka Muqadma…

• 70% Girls Sweet Hoti Hain 75% Beautiful Hoti Hain 85% Intelligent. 90% Masoom Hoti Hai &1 00% Pyari Hot hain kull Mila kar 70+75+85+90+100 Sab ki Sab 420 Hoti hain..THOKO LIKE

• अगर में हीरो बन गया था पहचान बोरा मन जाएगी

• Teri Ego to do din ki khani ha par meri akad khandani hai.

• Girls Ki Hansi Or Kutton Ki Khamoshi Par Kabhi Bharosa Mat Karna…

• Gulami toh tere ishq ki thi… Warna hum pehle bhi nawab the or aaj bhi hai

• Kisi ke paas ego hai to kisi ke paas Attitude.

• Mai har kisi k liye apne aap ko accha sabit nhi kr skta ….Lekin mai un ke liye BEHATREEN hu , Jo mujhe Samajhte hai

• Apno ka pyaar, Yahi hai yaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi..

• Vo IShQ hi kYa.. Jo Aankho Se na Tapke!

• Baat baat pe gussa karne wale log wohi hote hain jinko dusro ki fikr hoti ha..

• Pyaar kabi nahi harta, Sirf Insaan haar jata hai…

• Naino kee mat suniyo re.. Naino kee mat suniyo.. Naina thag lenge.

• Dil Cheer Ke DekH ….TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..

• Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zubba ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai

• DP mat dekh Pagli‬ ‎Dil‬ dekh Dil, Branded hai.

• सुना है तुम ज़िद्दी बहुत हो, मुझे भी अपनी जिद्द बना लो.!!

• मुहब्बत‬ जीत जाएगी ‪‎अगर‬ तुम मान जाओ तो..!! . मेरे ‪‎दिल‬ मैं ‪तुम‬ ही तुम हो अगर तुम ‪‎जान‬ जाओ तो…!

• Raaz Khol Dete Hain Nazuk Se Ishaare Aksar.. Kitni Khamosh Mohabbat Ki Zubaan Hoti Hai.

• Bohat Dil Ko Kushada Kar Lia Kia? Zamaney Bhar Se Waada Kar Lia Kia?.

• I’m thinking of you and wanted to tell you that I love you.

• Door se hi ek roz jo unka salaam aaya, Or hm umr bhr k liye unki mohabbat me giraftar ho gye

Insult Facebook Status

• If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

• I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

• I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

• Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.

• Mix with people with a good attitude.

• If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…

• Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

• 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..

• Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

• How would you like to feel the way you look?

• I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

• I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

• Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

• Do u practice being this ugly?

• Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

• I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

• Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…

• Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…

• I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

• My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement

• The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.

• Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

• Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)

• Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

• Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

• Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?

• Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

• I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

• If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

• If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

• Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

• Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

• Are your parents siblings?

• I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

• I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

• Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

• Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

• How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

• It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

• Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.

• I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

• Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

• Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

• Don’t blame me for your insecurity!

• Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

• he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

• Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

• No need for insults, your face says it all.

• I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

• People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

• “You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

• I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

• If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?

• I want to say to some people “Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there’s no difference”

• It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

• My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.

• cried today…i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!

• Dear Girls,if you are annoyed by too many friend request from boys.Just set your original pic as profile pic.if it doesn’t work wash your face, take a pic and try again.