Eid Mubarak Facebook Status

Eid Mubarak Facebook Status
We have collected most of the Status in English for WhatsApp, Websites and Facebook. I hope you like it. This collection is dedicated to all Facebook Visitor

• Wishing you smiles & all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts you have ever wanted, And all the joy & laughter you have ever wished . Happy Eid Mubarak.

• Hope Love and Laughter, warmth, wishes Joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations Became a part of your Eid and Your Life.

• May Allah flood your life With happiness on this occasion. Happy Eid

• Some words can be left unsaid, Some feeling can be left unexpressed, But person like you can never be forgotton on this day.

• May the blessings of Allah upon you throughout the your life with happiness and open all the doors of success & happiness for you.

• May the Choicest Blessings of Allah fill your life with Peace, Joy and Prosperity!

• Hope Love & Laughter, warmth, wishes, joy & a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilation become a part of your Eid & Your Life.

• Eid is the holy festival to rejoice. Let everybody enjoy and enjoy yourself too.

• May you be guided by your faith in Allah & shine in his divine blessings! Eid Mubarak

• Let all your obstacles vanish in just a friction of second. Happy Eid

• I wish you a life full of smiles and happiness.

• Wishing you a successful life with contentment and peace. Eid Mubarak

• May God give you happiness of heaven above. Happy Eid

• May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always.

• Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but this is a special one for a very happy Eid Day.

• May this Eid bring Fun, Happiness, God’s Endless Blessings, and fresh love EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes.

• May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness.

• We wish you and your beloved ones a very happy and blessed Eid.

• May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and Sins and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.

• The most beautiful phrase on this day which all Muslims utter from their hearts is Eid Mubarak; I also want to have an honor to say it my dear. Happy Eid day and Eid Mubarak

• Eid is coming and we are making our full preparations to spend time with you and sharing this beautiful day. Wish you a sweet day. Happy Eid Day

• May this day bring peace and smoothness in your life, may it provide you the best time of your life. Happy Eid day

• Wish you and your family the blessings of Allah, kindness of Allah and help of Allah on this day of Eid. Eid Mubarak

• Eid is an event which provides us an opportunity to sit together, to share our happiness and sorrows, May this great union be always a part of our lives. Happy eid day and Eid Mubarak.

• Across the miles at Eid people who are dear to us are never far away, they’re always close in thought and heart, the way you are today! Happy Eid Day

• Wishing You Blessings at this very special occasion, Wishing you a happy and blessed Eid surrounded by those you love.

• My well wishes, my good wishes for you are the just prayers for your long happy life from God on this noble event. Happy Eid Day

• Wish you a great smile, laugh and successes for you on this day of Eid. Have a wonderful Eid day. Eid Mubarak

• May you never see the warmth of hardships and there would be always happiness in your home and you see many more happy moments like this Eid Day. Eid Mubarak

• Eid is a day to wish and make merry together. May your life be full of such great days! Wish you all splendors of this beautiful Eid day.

• May this eid bring new horizons of successes and achievements in your life. May you find all the love of this world! Happy Eid day

• When moon of Eid arises it makes all of us so happy and excited. May all of your times be full of such an amusing excitement and happiness! Happy Eid Day

• Whenever Eid comes, it brings a lot of happiness and memories with it. I wish these memories be the more precious ones for you. Happy Eid Day

• My Eid day will be incomplete if I would not wish you with my best wishes. Happy Eid Day

• May eid be a special day that’s filled with warmth and love, and may it hold the happiness You’re so deserving of.

• Wishing You Blessings at this very special occasion, Wishing you a happy and blessed eid surrounded by those you love.

• Happiness(EID) is never perfect, until shared with someone so share your happiness with your near ones.

• May the blessings of God keep Your heart & home happy & joyous! Eid Mubarak!

• May beautiful flowers keep you in smilling frame of happiness on Eid Day

• May the Joy, Cheer, Mirth and Merriment of this festival surround you forever. Happy Eid

• May you find success in all your endeavors, May Allah blessings be always with you..“Eid Mubarak”

• May Allah bless you & Your dear ones for happy & prosperous life on Eid Ul Azha & always.

• We wish you and your beloved ones a very happy and blessed Eid.

• I wish you a very happy and peaceful Eid ul Adhaa.

• May this day bring peace and smoothness in your life, may it provide you the best time of your life. Happy Eid day

• I wish I could send you some warming rays to make your day a little brighter. Happy Eid Day

• May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness.

• May you be able to develop your capabilities, may all your weaknesses turn into your strengths. Happy Eid Day.

• May all your worries turn into pleasures, May all your problems be solved on this Eid.

• Wish we could share this great occasion “Warm memories have a lovely way of bringing folks together.” Although Eid finds us spending time apart, You’re very close in memory and always close in heart.

• May God bless you with the abundance of new friends, and all other blessings. Eid Mubarak

• My well wishes, my good wishes for you are the just prayers for your long happy life from God on this noble event.

• Whenever Eid comes, it brings a lot of happiness and memories with it. I wish these memories be the more precious ones for you. Happy Eid Day

• May Eid be a special day that’s filled with warmth and love, and may it hold the happiness You’re so deserving of!

• Wishing You Blessings at this very special occasion, Wishing you a happy and blessed Eid surrounded by those you love.

• May Allah bless us with the same repotation that we have in the past.

• May you never see the warmth of hardships and there would be always happiness in your home and you see many more happy moments like this Eid Day. Eid Mubarak

• This is a day which makes us together at one place, creates smiles on all Muslim faces, and increases our love for each other. May we always keep this spirit for each other! Happy Eid day

• Eid is a name of celebration with great fun and entertainment, brings a new sensation of making merry. May our lives be full of such beautiful days! Have a great Eid day

• Look Outside its so pleasant!! Sun Smiling For you Trees Dancing For you Birds Singing for you Because i requested them all to wish you Eid Mubarak

• Wishing you and Eid that brings with it the love and protection of Allah to stay… Always!! Eid Mubarak

• My wish for you on this eid!!! May peace &joy embrace your life… And stay on this blessed day & always ! Ameen…!

• My wish for you on this EId…! May peace &joy embrace your life… And stay on this blessed day &Always! Ameen…! Eid -Ul-Adha Mubarak…

• May GOD send his love like sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your heart and life with a lot of happiness like this Eid Day. Eid Mubarak!

• May the blessings of God upon you throughout the life with happiness & open all the doors of success & happiness for you.

• Wishing you all a very happy eid, And hoping that all the things you wish for will be yours through out the year.

• Wishing you an Eid that brings with it the love and protection of Allah to stay always. Eid Mubarak.

• May Allah bless you and your dear ones with peace, prosperity and happiness on the auspicious occasion of Eid-ul-Fitar. Eid Mubarak

• Accept my deep heart prayers for you successful life on this day of Eid. Wish you a Happy Eid.

• On Eid ul-Fitr, wish a joyous celebration and showers of Allah’s blessings. Eid Mubarak

• On Eid ul-Fitr, wish that Allah’s blessings light up the path and lead to happiness, Peace and success. Happy Eid

• All the loving wishes for you today to bring much happiness your way. Eid Greetings

• Wish you a Happy Eid and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life!

• You are special, you are unique; may your Eid be also as special and unique as you are..

• I wish you Wisdom to choose priorities for those things that really matter in life.

• May His love fill your heart with Joy and peace this Eid and each day of the year to come.

• May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.

• I wish you the gift of faith, the blessing of hope and the peace of his love at Eid and always.

• Have a Happy Eid Day! I hope you get lots of fun! Spend time with your loved ones..

• May beautiful flowers keep you in smilling frame of happiness on Eid Day! Wish you a very happy Sweet Eid!

• I wish you a life full of smiles and happiness. Happy EId Mubarak!!

• May this Eid bring Fun, Happiness, God’s Endless Blessings, and fresh love EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes.

• May Eid be a special day that’s filled with warmth and love, and may it hold the happiness You’re so deserving of!

• On Eid ul-Fitr, wish that Allah’s blessings light up the path and lead to happiness, Peace and success. Happy Eid

• May His love fill your heart with Joy and peace this Eid and each day of the year to come.

• Eid is a precious gift from God after Ramadan.

• Wish you and your family the blessings of Allah, kindness of Allah and help of Allah on this day of Eid. Eid Mubarak

• May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness.

• The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready Here comes EID so just go steady Lots of duas is all i request and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!“Eid Mubarak”

• Some words can be left unsaid, Some feeling can be left unexpressed, But a person like you can never be forgotten on this day Eid Mubarak !!!

• E-Embrace with open heart I-Inculcate good deeds D-Distribute & share Allah’s bounties with the underprivileged Eid Mubarak!

• There is special day for everyone My special day is when i wish you Eid Mubarak

• May the blessing of Allah shine on your always!!! Happy Eid!!!

• Chupke se chand ke roshni choo jaye apko Dheeray se ya hawa huch keh jaye apko Dil se jo chahte ho maang lo khuda sy hum dua kaety hain mil jay wo apkooo Happy Eid Mubarak!!!

• May this Eid bring fun, bring happiness, bring GOd endless blessings, bring fresh love…. Eid mubarak to you with all best wishes Eid Mubarak!!!

• Wishing you happy eid soft as silk, white as milk sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as you Eid Mubarak!!

• Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E- Embrace with open heart I- Inspire with impressive attitude D- Distribute pleasure to all Eid Mubarak!!

• May the choicest blessings of Allah fill your life with peace, joy and prosperity!!!

• wishing you health happiness & Prosperity on this EID!!

• May Allah bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion. Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak!

• Some words can be left unsaid,Some feeling can be left unexpressed,But person like u can never be forgotten on this day Eid Mubarek.

• Eid Mubarak To All Muslims Around The WorldMay God be with you all the time & bless your dreams Amen.

• Accept my deep heart prayers for you successful life on this great day of Eid. Eid Mubarak!

• As Allah waters HIS Creation,May HE also sprinkle HIS wonderousblessings over you and your beloved ones.Eid Mubarak

• Sending colours and joyful Eid Mubarak May the blessings of Allah be with you today and everyday…!!!

• My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes. I wish you the best of everything for not only in EID-UL-Fitr but also all the years ahead.*EID MUBARAK

• May the Blessing of ALLAH Fill your life with happiness and open all doors of success now and always.EID MUBARAK

• EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please…. Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

• May the day delight and the moments measure all the special joys for all of you to treasure. May the year ahead be fruitful too, for your home and family and specially for you. Happy Eid Mubarak To You…

• The Meaning of EID EiD Is The Combination Of 3 Meaningful Words E – Embrace with open heart I – Inspire with impressive attitude D – Distribute pleasure to all •°• So Embracing, Inspiring and Distributing The 3 makes EID Meaningful. Comes such an EID 2u & Enjoy the Best.

• Pakistan – Eid Mubarak Nigeria – Barka Da Sallah Arabic Countries- Eid Sa’īd Indonesia – Selamat Idul Fitri Turkey – Bayramιnιz Mübarek Olsun Bosnia – Bajram Šerif Mubarek Olsun Malaysia – Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Afghanistan – Akhtar de nekmregha sha A very blessed Eid to all my friends, family and acquaintances on FaceBook and Whatsapp!!

• Wishing each other on Eid, strengthens the bond of love and brotherhood and hugging reflects forgiveness. A very blessed Eid ul Fitr to all of you!

• May Allah bless: Your days with happiness; Your weeks with prosperity; Your months with contentment; And your years with love and peace! Happy Eid-ul-Fitr!

• Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day!!

• We wish that the eid day will be The Happiest Day Of your Life.. I FullFill Your Life With Happiness And joy..

• Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho Jaye Is Bahane Se Eid Ho Jaye Eid Milne jo Aap aajayein Meri be Eid Eid Ho Jaye

• I wish all of you an extremely euphoric and peaceul Eid. Might Allah acknowledge your great deeds, excuse your transgressions and simplicity the torment of all people groups around the globe.. Eid Mubarik!!

• Before the Golden Sun Rise, let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success, prosperous and Happiness For You and Your Family. …Happy Eid 2014…

• Eid Day brought.Blessings of God.In the form of.Spiritual happiness.To you and your family.And.For your Friends..Eid Mubarik…!!.

Diwali Facebook Status

Diwali Facebook Status
We have collected most of the Status in English for WhatsApp, Websites and Facebook. I hope you like it. This collection is dedicated to all Facebook Visitor

• May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.

• May this Diwali be as bright as ever.

• May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives

• For This, Is A Special Time When Family And Friends Get Together,For Fun. Wishing Laughter And Fun To Cheer Your Days, In This Festive Season Of Diwali And Always

• Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali

• The festival of light is full of delight Let me double the charm of your diwali night Happy Diwali!

• Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali!

• Hope this diwali brings contentment to your life along with the key to success

• Let this diwali burn all your bad times and enter you in good times.

• Let me make your Diwali more colorful with the lights of wishes of my heart. Happy Diwali..

• The festival of lights is just around the corner wish you all a Very Happy Diwali..

• May this diwali Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everythin bright & beautifulfil and fill ur days with pleasant surprises and moments.

• Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali..

• Wish you and your family a bombastic Diwali, Have loads of fun and loads of masti..

• Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali..

• May you live your life like the festival of Diwali, happy healthy and wealthy. A Very Very Happy Diwali..

• May you all prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes..

• May you all attain the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the Self.

• May you all attain full inner illumination, May the supreme light of lights enlighten your understanding.

• The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival because when you are unhappy, you also throw unhappiness all around.

• This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to lit them. Save environment, so no to crackers.

• Today I feel gifted and blessed that my Diwali is full of affection, love, celebrations as it was always. May God always keep his blessings on us like this.

• On the precious moment of diwali I wish you happy diwali and I pray that you get all your endeavors fulfilled as well as you get lots of gifts and sweets this diwali.

• You are invited to the festival of diwali of this world and your life is blessed.

• Revolution is the festival of the oppressed.

• Life is a festival only to the wise.

• HAPPY DIWALI TO YOU! may you celebrate it well.surrounded by family,friends,and lots of love and remember..

• Happy, Happy Diwali! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!

• Just wanted to wish a little sunshine back into the heart of someone who gives it away all year long. Happy Diwali!

• Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time and a very Happy Diwali.

• May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

• As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that Diwali can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.

• May you be blessed with happiness and well being to last through the year. Happy Diwali..

• May the beauty Of deepavali season fill your home with happiness..

• May this diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.

• May peace transcend the earth. Happy Diwali

• Light a lamp of love!Blast a chain of sorrow!Shoot a rocket of prosperity! Fire a flowerpot of happiness!Wish u and your family “SPARKLING DIWALI”

• May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Deepawali

• With gleam of Diyas and the Echo of the Chants May Contentment and Happiness Fill your life Have a prosperous and Happy Diwali!!

• Rejoice on this blessed occasion by spreading joy with your friends and loved ones.

• With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing You & Your Family very Happy and Prosperous Diwali!

• Life with you is like Diwali, so let’s promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy and Prosperous Diwali…

• May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali

• May the beauty Of deepavali season Fill your home with joy, And may the coming year Provide you with all That bring you joy!

• Light a lamp of love! Blast a chain of sorrow! Shoot a rocket of prosperity! Fire a flowerpot of happiness!

• Today I feel gifted and blessed that my Diwali is full of affection, love, celebrations as it was always. May God always keep his blessings on us like this.

• The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival because when you are unhappy, you also throw unhappiness all around.

• With gleam of Diyaas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali.

• For this, is a special time when family And friends get together,for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!! Happy Deepavali!!

• Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali!

• May the divine light f diwali Spread into your life peace, prosperity, Happiness And Good Health. Happy Diwali!!

• Wishing you a happy diwali glowing with peace, joy and prosperity!!

• May you all attain full inner illumination, May the supreme light of lights enlighten your understanding.Happy Diwali!!!!

• I deleted…. Chat and Browsing history.. Bas ho gae meri Diwali ki safai.

• The festival of lights is just around the corner, wishing you all a very Happy Diwali.

• May this Diwali lights up dreams, hopes, undiscovered avenues and everything bright. Happy Diwali

• “Life with you is like Diwali , so let’s promise to be together like this forever…”

• Many Deepavali festivals have come and gone with love and joy.

• Holy is colorful. Sun is powerful. Diwali is light full.

• Have a crackling Diwali. May this season bring good luck & happiness to u!

• May millions of lamps illuminate your life.Happy Diwali

• Happy Diwali to all. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven.

• May the beauty Of Diwali season fill your home with happiness..Happy Diwali

• May this Diwali Lakshmi Maa Fill your Home with Happines .Happy Deepavali

• Have a crackling Diwali. May this season bring good luck and happiness to u.

• Happy Diwali to someone close to me.

• Let’s Celebrate the auspicious day of Diwali with fun and frolic.

• This Diwali instead of burning crackers,burn your ego.

• May this Diwali fulfill all your dreams and bring happiness to your life.

• May peace transcend the bridge-Happy Diwali

• May the gift of happiness and prosperity fill your heart and home with joy on Diwali and always..Happy Diwali

• The festival of lights is just around the corner wish you all a Very Happy Diwali.

• May the beauty Of Diwali season fill your home with happiness..

• Have a crackling Diwali. May this season bring good luck & happiness to u.

• Wishing u and Ur family a very “HAPPY DIWALI”.

• This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to lit them. Save environment, so no to crackers. Happy Diwali

Dirty Facebook Status

Dirty Facebook Status
We have collected most of the Status in English for WhatsApp, Websites and Facebook. I hope you like it. This collection is dedicated to all Facebook Visitor

• I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

• An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

• My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

• I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

• What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

• I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

• I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

• You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

• So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

• Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

• People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!

• If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

• Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

• Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

• Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

• Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..

• People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

• What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew

• You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

• People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

• There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

• Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

• He slides into second with a stand up double.

• Age, like distance lends a double charm.

• If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

• I just love getting dirty.

• I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

• I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

• Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

• An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

• I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

• We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

• Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

• I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)

• Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

• If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?

• Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

• Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

• I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

• Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

• In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?

• Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

• I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

• Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.

• Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

• My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.

• Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

• Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

• Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!

• I’m listening to the voices in my head and I’ve come to realize that they are having more fun than me. I’m gonna go join them for a few drinks.

• Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

• Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

• Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio

• Just because a guy is attracted to you physically or enjoys you sexually it doesn’t mean that he wants to commit to you emotionally.

• A man was lost on an island.He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.Suddenly.He saw a girl and He used the tree for making bed. Moral: A HOLE CAN CHANGE YOUR GOAL.

• I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

• I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

• I’m listening to the voices in my head and I’ve come to realise that they are having more fun than me. I’m gonna go join them for a few drinks.

• Don’t be happy for making me a fool, you’ll later come to know who the real fool is

• I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

• I like it here because not only do I get to air out my dirty laundry, I get to see yours too.

• I smile when I’m having dirty thoughts :)

• Facebook’s timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

• I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

• Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

• Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

• People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

• yes i have a dirty mind, and you are in it…

• All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with!!

• Things that shouldn’t be broken: 1) Hearts 2) Promises 3) Condoms :P :)

• Things that shouldn’t be broken: 1) Hearts 2) Promises 3) Condoms

• No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless.

• Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.

• Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

• yes i have a dirty mind, and you are in it…

• I am in love for getting dirty.

• Deja poo….. The feeling that you’ve heard this crap before

• Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

• Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind.

• People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.

• Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

• If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping!

• You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!

• Fuck everyone who said they were there for me, and then left.

• I wanna do bad things with you.

• Girls don’t dress for boys, they dress for

• Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

• Why is bra singular and panties plural?

• Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

• Me: “Why am I still single?” Brain: “You’re weird as shit.” Body: “And you’re fat.” Face: “Plus you’re ugly.” Food: “But I’m here for you.”

• You all interior lighting achieve full, That supreme light of lights illuminates your understanding.

Cute Facebook Statuses

Cute Facebook Statuses
We have collected most of the Status in English for WhatsApp, Websites and Facebook. I hope you like it. This collection is dedicated to all Facebook Visitor

• Look in my eyes and you will find me, but look in my heart and you will find you.

• Deleting my feelings for you, ERROR! File too big!

• I never stop loving someone. I just learn to live without them.

• I pretend to look around but I`m actually looking for you.

• Love is like a song. Whether good or bad, it seems to get stuck in your head.

• Even some of the greatest people in life, started out as nothing.

• Great personality will always make you more attractive than someone who only has a great face.

• Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read.

• Sometimes you’ll never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

• Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

• This world is but a canvas to our imaginations.

• Sometimes all you need in life is someone to wrap their arms around you, hold you tight and assure you that everything is going to be just fine..

• Don’t give up on those you love. Give them time, give them space, give them love, but don’t give them up..

• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

• God is closest to those with broken hearts..

• Be confident. You`ll never get anywhere if you don`t believe in yourself.

• Never settle for less than you deserve.

• Don`t be sad because it`s over. Smile because it happened..

• If you smile when no one else is around you really mean it.

• Remember, You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.

• Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something..

• If you want to change your life, change your mind.

• Its truly amazing how there is 7 billion people in this world and somehow i find my one and only true love right here in front of me.

• People’s words affect you only as much as you let them.

• Don`t try to fix something that isn`t broken.

• Luck comes when you decided to be lucky.

• Just because you have a heart, doesn`t make you a human, you got to have emotions in that.

• A person who irritates you is always the one who loves you very much but fails to express it.

• Life is a lot better if you just smile, even in the worst times.

• Be your self and not what others want you to be.

• You know why people say that you can’t Sleep when you are in Love, because for the 1st Time in your life you will find something more beautiful than your dreams.

• It’s better to be a complete person than be a person who is always looking for someone else to make them complete..

• Hiding your emotions is the worst thing you can do. Expressing them to the right person at the right time might change everything.

• Trust is a small word with a big concept.

• Shy persons have the Biggest Heart in the world.

• Review your actions and so as each reflections of people around you..

• Dont be in a relationship if you’re going to act single..

• Argument may win the situation but lose the person, but Patience may lose the situation but win the person.

• Beauty attracts the eye but personality captures the heart.

• Don`t make decisions when you`re angry, and Don`t make promises when you`re happy.

• Everyone has that special someone in their lives i just wish i could find mine.

• When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

• If I start smile then I am thinking about doing something evil. If I start to laugh, you better start running.

• I need to be thankful for what I have rather than frustrated about what I don’t have.

• I never regret anything I’ve done in my past because it led to who i am today and who i will become tomorrow.

• Respect can’t be bought or borrowed it must be earned.

• Be yourself and let your personality be the flavor that makes you different, you are your own original version of success.

• Never let what you are, but change who you are.

• Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

• Someone can walk into your life and it is not until after they walk out that you realize that they were there.

• True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until you lost it.

• We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

• You don’t always have to try so hard. A thankful heart is so much more attractive than a thirsty heart.

• When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between you fingers, and remember that’s where my fingers fit perfectly.

• Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people one who can trust and one who can understand.

• An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

• Never cry for the person who hurts you, Just smile & say THANKS for giving me a chance to find someone better than you.

• Ability is what you’re capable of doing, motivation determines what you do, and attitude determines how well you do it.

• Success lies not in the result but in the effort. “BEING” the Best is not at all important,”DOING” the Best is all that matters.

• There Are Millions Of People In This world, But In The end It All Comes Down To One

• Waiting for someone you love is never easy. Especially when the one you’re waiting for isn’t aware that you’re waiting…

• When life is sweet, say thank you & celebrate & when life is bitter, say thank you & grow.

• Accept that you have lost, but never accept that you have failed.

• The most powerful relationship you will ever have is the relationship with yourself.

• Your beauty is so rare, nobody can find it.

• Forgive Quickly. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

• Always appreciate the time you get, because you never know how much longer it`ll last.

• Sometimes all the words in the world can’t describe a single feeling.

• Trust can be lost within seconds, takes a lifetime to regain, and is still never as strong.

• Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone that doesn’t think about us for a second.

• Just because something good ends doesn’t mean something better won’t begin.

• Be careful with your words once they said, they can only be forgiven but never forgotten.

• Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.

• The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.

• Why do we always ignore those that adore us, adore those that ignore us. Love those that hurt us and hurt those that love us??

• If your problem has a solution then…why worry about it? If your problem doesn’t have solution then…why worry about it?

• Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

• Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

• Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.

• When everything seems to be unfair, when all that you do is not appreciated, I’ll take your hand, wipe away your tears, take you for a walk and remind you how special you are. If not for them, for me.

• The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

• Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

• Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

• If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain.

• Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

• You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.

• All the treasure in the world is worthless, unless you have someone to share it with.

• The biggest room you have, is the room for improvement.

• Promises never work, Compromise do!

• No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

• Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason.

• To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.

• One single positive dream is more important than a thousand negative realities.

• Life stops for no one, so be what you wanna be, not what others wanna see.

• We know what we want, but often forget what we really need.

• Everyone deserves a chance to clean up their mistakes.

• Work hard to get what you like, otherwise you’ll be forced to like what you get.

• Faith doesn’t make things easy, Just possible

• There are two ways to get everyone to hate you. Either do something really wrong, or do something really right.

• If I was to die tonight, I would die happy, becasue I have met someone as beautiful as you!

• You know you have nothing to do when you check Facebook every five minutes to see whats going on in someone elses life.

• When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this.

• Prayers go up and blessings come down.

• I would walk a million miles, for one of your smiles.

• Why is life so complicated? You tell the truth, you get in trouble. You lie, you get in trouble. What do you do?

• Out of all of Gods creations, his best work was you.

• A heart that loves is always young.

• what comes easy won’t always last.and what will last won’t always come easy!

• You will never find love if what youre seeking is perfection.

• No one can change a person. But someone can be a reason for a person to change.

• I want you to know something, but I don’t want to tell you, so I’ll just let the first three words of this sentence explain it.

• Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love & be loved for the rest of your life.

• We cant help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

• The less we look with our eyes, the more we will see with our hearts.

• You dont have to talk about how great you are- let your actions do the talking.

• Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

• Those who Hate, find it hard to Love: Those who Love find it hard to Hate.

• You have to experience the bad to know what’s good.

• If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

• Don’t change for someone to like you, be yourself and the right people will love you.

• What the heart gives away is never gone …It is kept in the hearts of others.

• Are you an alarm clock? You managed to wake up my sleeping heart.

• A good heart and a good nature are two different issues, A good heart can win many relationships, But a good nature can win many good hearts.

• We can only learn to love by loving.

• Smile. It kills the people who want to see you cry.

• The best qualities we have are the ones we never see. The worst qualities we have are the ones we always see.

• You can’t change what’s happened in your past, so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it

• The moment when you are sure you can’t lose what you own, is exactly the moment when you start losing it.

• I love it when you remember the little things about me that I thought you would forget.

• 3 C’s of LIFE: Choice, Chance, Change – You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

• My heart is perfect because ….. YOU ARE INSIDE.

• You brought COLORS in my life. Yes YOU!

• Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.

• My heart for you. It might be small but it’s all I have.

• Never give up on something you believe in, Becoz that something can change your everything.

• Things worth having are worth waiting for.

• Life is partly what we make it and partly what it is made by the friends.

• Tough times never last but tough people do.

• Your smile looks adorable on you. You should wear it more often.

• If you want to kill someone, kill them with your kindness!

• Even temporary happiness is much better than permanent misery.

• Love me for a second, and I will make that second last a lifetime.

• If you want to leave a lasting impression then treat people the same way you would like to be treated.

• If things dont happen by your wish make them happen by your will.

• Do not think about the past. Accept the Present. Think for the Future, and face tomorrow with a sweet and beautiful smile.

• Love is not blind, it sees but it does not mind.

• Words just cant express what it is – three words, two people, one feeling.

• How can you forget someone, who gave you so much to remember?

• I’m single because God is busy writting the best love story for me.

• I keep myself busy with things to do but everytime I pause, I still think of you.

• It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.

• Everybody needs someone who can make them laugh when they think that they’ll never smile again.

• Words are not enough to describe how deeply I feel for you

• If someone was to write a story about my life the climax would be when I met you.

• Are we not like two volumes of one book?

• Say what you want to say when you have the feeling and the chance.

• You are the most important person in my life ….. and I hope you know that.

• Smile is a curve that make every thing straight :)

• One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug the person you love and they hug you tighter.

• When I miss you, I re-read our old messages and smile like an idiot.

• No one falls in love by choice, it’s by chance.

• Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.

• He’s not the only guy in the universe, But he’s the only one that matters.

• My mom told me angels are in heaven, so why is she on Earth?

• Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine :)

• Your looks don’t make you pretty, it’s the person inside who makes you pretty.

• Be what to want to be not what others want to see.

• Never regret. If its good, its wonderful. If it’s bad, its experience.

• Perfect relationship is not that you never get angry, upset or irritated with each other. It’s how fast you resolve & bounce back to normal.

• A great relationship is about two main things. First, find out the similarities. Second, respect the differences.

• Never force someone to love you. Let that person perfectly fall because, its nicer to let gravity do the motion than to forcely grab affection without attraction.

• I am not famous in this world but I am famous in someone’s heart. That’s all that matters to me.

• We are only given today and never promised tomorrow. So make sure you tell the peope who are special in your life, that you love them.

• Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and Im ready for war.

• Everytime I look at the keyboard, I always see U and I together.

• Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or how to minus hate. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

• Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.

• I love my parents no matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, b’coz I know, at the end, they’ll always be there.

• God is the best listener and you don’t need to shout, nor cry out loud. B’coz he hears even the very silent prayer of a sincere heart.

• Let me tell you a little secret. My life rocks b’coz of you. It’s filled with laughter, fun and so much excitement, feels great.

• Best Relationship? It’s when you can joke around, have unexpected hugs, random kisses & give each other that specific stare and just smile.

• I don’t ask for much. Just promise you will stay by my side.

• I need to stop worrying about the future and be thankful for what I have been blessed with so far.

• The purpose of relation is not to have someone who may be with you completely but to have someone with whom you can share your incompleteness completely.

• If someone in your life makes you forget your past that someone is surely your future.

• When I truly care for someone, their mistakes never change my feelings b’coz its the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.

• Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things.

• We may not have it all together …. but together we have it all.

• Cause it’s you and me and all of the people and i don’t know why i can’t keep my eyes off of you.

• A Comfort Zone Is A Beautiful Place But Nothing Ever Grows There.

• The hardest tests in life is the patience to wait for the right moment…

• A good guy will tell you you’re beautiful. A real gentleman will make you believe it!!!!

• Sometimes you just cant Make Your Head Forget What Your Heart Cant Live Without!

• I need to stop worrying about the future and be THANKFUL For What I Have Been Blessed With so far.

• The More Anger Towards The Past You Carry In Your Heart, The Less Capable You Are Of Loving In The Present.

• There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)

• Sometimes, you have to smile to hide your fears and laugh to hide your tears.

• What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down.

• If home is where the heart is, then my home is where you are.

• The beauty of life doesn’t depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be because of you.

• You may not be perfect but you are perfect for me, and I’m grateful to call you mine.

• Forget about what everyone else thinks and says. If it makes you happy, Go for it.

• One of the best feelings in the world is when you are hugging the person you love and they hug you back even tighter.

• A person who truly loves you, is someone who sees the pain in your eyes, while everyone else believes in the smile on your face.

• You can ignore me as long as you can but you can never change memories i brought in your life.

• When it rains, it pours but soon the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way.

• Recipe for success: Study while others are sleeping; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing.

• Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.

• People who are not happy with themselves cannot possibly be happy with you.

• True Feelings never fades,even when time changes or circumstances and if they fades,then it means,it was fake

• When we feel love and kindness toward others, it not only makes others feel loved and cared for, but it helps us also to develop inner happiness and peace.

• Respect and trust are two easiest thing in life for someone to lose and the hardest things to get back.

• The secret of true greatness is simplicity.

• The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.

• Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. Like, when you see someone’s personality in the way they walk and you just feel like hugging them every time you see them.

• Smile:) :| SILENCE silence and smile are two powerful tools smile is the way to solve many problems and silence is teh way to avoid many problems

• if you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run walk if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward..

• Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want…

• Stop living within the limitations of what people think of you and never look back..

• It always seems impossible until it’s done.

• Never misuse the one who likes yo. Never say busy to the one who needs you. never cheat the one who really trust you.

• Enjoy the little things in life for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things..

• Always be positive!!!!

• When someone brings more problems to your life than happiness, it’s time to show them the door where the can exit…

• My Little Wish is ……………………… Growing Old With YOU!

• Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the single person you thought would never hurt you..

• Be so happy that when others look at you they become happy too!!

• If plan A didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool.

• Dear Crush,*_* You isn’t pretty as other pretty people but you makes me to look at you again and again.

• When I truly care for someone, their mistakes never change my feelings because its the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things.

• A man can give her the best gift this time , his attention and love . The woman could give him the best gift I have

• The worst kind of pain is when you are smiling just to stop the tears from falling.

• You will never find love if what your seeking is perfection.

• I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.

• Be with someone who makes you happy.

• somewhere, someone is looking for someone exactly like you.

• I saw that you were perfect and so i loved you. Then i saw that you were not perfect and i loved you even more.

• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

• Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems, silence is the way to avoid problems.

• Dear whoever is reading this, you’re beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile. Life is too short to be unhappy.

• The best gift a man can give to his woman is his time, his attention and his love. The best gift a woman can giive to her man is to reciprocate..

• The only way to get better is to surround yourself with people who believe in you..

• To be rich is not what you have in your bank account, but what you have in your heart…

• Family is the most important thing in the world….

• Always find time for the things that make you feel happy to be alive…

• The less you respond to negative people the more peaceful your life will become.

• Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it…

• Choose happiness by taking life day by day, complaining very little, and being thankful for the little things that mean a lot