20 Mind Blowing Facebook Status Posts

1. Sometimes I’ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I’ll be like, “oh no, that can’t be right.”
2. I would probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook ever added a “Dislike” button.
3. Words of Wisdom: The police never think it’s as funny as you do.
4. It doesn’t matter who likes us as long as we like us.
5. I’m not antisocial. I just have cable, Internet and a dog. What more do I need?
6. Do you ever write an earlier date on a school paper to make it seem like you didn’t do it the night before its due?
7. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
8. If we hate the same people we’re already friends.
9. Sometimes I feel like the only one that likes music that is played with actual instruments…
10. I hate being so busy that I can’t do personal things at work.
11. Do whatever you want. And if it’s something you’re going to regret in the morning…sleep late.
12. Drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
13. I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.
14. The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
15. Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
16. That awkward moment when graduates who were SO pumped to be done with college are SO over this whole real world thing.
17. Don’t let anyone push you around. Unless it’s in a wagon because that might actually be fun.
18. Sometimes I feel like I spend more time on Netflix trying to find something to watch, than I actually spend time watching.
19. Sharks kill about 5 people yearly, vending machines kill 23. Do I really want that bag of Doritos? Hmmm…
20. Dudes get one chest or arm tattoo and suddenly forget to wear shirts.

Happy Friendship Day Status for Whatsapp 2017

1. “True Friends are born, not made”  Happy Friendship Day.

2. Friendship is not a big thing it’s a million little things.

3. Dua karte hain hum sar jhukaaye, Aye dost tuu apni manzil hmse jaldi paye…

4. Friends are the light of life. Hold a true friend with both your hands. Happy Friendship Day..

5. Friendship is not a big thing – it’s a million small things. Happy Friendship Day…!!!

6. A friend is someone who knows all about U and still loves U.

7. Dosti ka yeh tohfa yaad rakhna, #Dil k ek kone me hmara b naam rkhna.Happy Friendship Day..

8. Friends show their love in Trouble times..  Happy Friendship Day.??

9. !!A faithful friend is the medicine of life”That remove all Pain. Happy Friendship Day.

10. Tumhari yaadon ko yun bhula naa payenge hum, Dost ho dosti ki kasam zindagi bhar yaad ayenge hum.

11. In a friends you find a 2nd self”. Happy Friendship Day…

12. Gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness… Happy Friendship Day… 

13. Someone who likes you most, sometimes hurts you,  but  he is the only one who feels your pain. Happy Friendship Day..

14. !!If you ever need a hand…You will always find mine Hand… Happy Friendship Day dear friend!!

15. Friendship is the most pure relation in the universe. Happy Friendship Day.

16. Love is blind; #friendship closes its eyes….

17. !!True friendship are seen through the heart,not through the eyes… Happy Friendship Day..

18. Friendship is a tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday. Happy Friendship Day..

19. A True Friends Is that Which can Stand with us in Difficult time…

20. The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend..

21. Friendship is like one mind in two bodies…

Teri Muskurahat Meri Pehchan Thi,
Teri Khusi Meri shaan Thi,
Kuchh Bhee Nahii tere bina Meri Jindaagi me,
Bas Itna Samaj Le,
Teri Dosti Hee Meri JAAŅ Thi……

Jab se aapko jana hai,
Jab se aap sa dost paya hai,
Har dua me aap ka naam aaya hai,
Dil karata hai punchu us rab se ke,
Kya itna pyara dost sirf mere liye banaya hai.

Top - 10 Good Night Status

Good Night Status - 1

“Think of your own faults the first part of the night when you are awake, and the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep”

Good Night Status - 2

DREAMS visit us when we are asleep but GOD is truly wise….
He wakes us up each day and gives us every chance to make our DREAMS come true.

Good Night Status - 3

great night is tonight
my dear said no fight
our love has good sight
sleep well good night

Good Night Status - 4

Before you pull those covers close and shut your eyes don't forget to say a prayer for me, i have already said mine for you and i asked God to guide you.
Good night and sleep tight.

Good Night Status - 5

Sweet chocolate and sweet you,
And sweet are the things you do,
But the sweetest is the friendship of the two,
One is Me&Other is you!!
Goodnight

Good Night Status - 6

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It’s you that I’m thinking of when I lay down at night. And ur d reason I can’t sleep without sayin goodnight.

Good Night Status - 7

I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just updating a loving- Good Night.

Good Night Status - 8

True love doesn’t just FILL your heart, it over flows into your whole body and soul. Good Night

Good Night Status - 9

Sleeping is Nice, You can forget about everything and make her yours all night.

Good Night Status - 10

NASA confirmed that on December 24th the sky will go dark, this only occurs 365 times a year and its called the night ...........HAHAHA Goodnight

About Facebook Statuses

Facebook is a good way to connect with your friends and family living at far off places. Our Facebook status messages help to appear interesting so, make your fb status different from the others. Sharing the sad feelings can reduce the burden of heart, share sad status on facebook to let your friends know that you are feeling sad. This will surely decrease the sadness. Make your facebook friends smile by sharing hilarious and funny facebook status.
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Thousands of the best, funny, witty, hilarious, crazy, silly Facebook statuses and sayings. If you are looking for a funny status or funny saying, you can find them here. 

Top 10 Facebook Statuses of all time

1. “God is good, all the time!”
   
   
2. “Regardless of who hurt you, or how long does it take for you to be alright, you will have a hard time getting through it without the help of your friends”
   
   
3. “Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own”
   
4. “Goodbye is not forever”
   
   
5. “The worst thing about loving you was watching you love someone else”
   
   
6. “War doesn’t determine who’s right, it determines who left”
   
   
7. “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian”
   
   
8. “Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake”
   
   
9. “It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away”
   
   
10. “The marks you can’t notice are difficult to heal”