Ramadan Facebook Status

1. A warm and heartfelt Ramzan wish for your near and dear ones. Happy Ramadan

2. Ramadan is coming to shower blessings of Allah upon you. May you get benefit from each hour of this holy month of Ramadan! Ramadan Mubarak

3. May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony..

4. May ALLAH bestowed you peace, serenity , tranquility and health in this holy month of Ramadan along with his blessing and bliss.

5. May The Noor Of This Blessed Month illuminate your heart, Mind and soul and may your All prayers be answered.

6. Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly Treat kindly Pray attentively Donate generously May ALLAH bless & protect all of you

7. May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.

8. Wish you a happy blessed month of Ramadan.

9. A good word is like a good tree whose root is firmly fixed and whose top is in the sky.

10. He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.

11. Any mankind is naught but a single.

12. God is with those who Preserve.

13. Fear God and he will give you knowledge.

14. May you always be in Allah swt’s loving hands. Ramadan Mubarak

15. May the spirit of Ramadan illuminate the world and show us the way to peace and harmony.

16. Make a sacrifice this Ramadan, and god will listen to your prayers with utmost attention..

17. May the Allah shower his blessings on you during this Ramadan and always..

18. May the Ramadan bring you peace and prosperity, good health and wealth, and brighten your life forever.

19. Allah is with those who restrain themselves.

20. O Allah let us live to witness this Ramadan and gain closeness to Allah subhanhu wa Ta’ala and his beautiful deen…Ameen

21. May this Ramadan bring in you the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.

22. Ramadan you peace , prosperity, good health , wealth , and may not brighten your life forever .

23. Ramadan is the month of blessings…. Whose beginning is MERCY, Whose middle is FORGIVENESS, and Whose end is CELEBRATION

24. Ramadan is the month of fasting and not feasting.

25. May The Noor Of This Blessed Month illuminate your heart, Mind and soul and may your All prayers be answered.

26. May the spirit of Ramadan illuminate the world and show us the way to peace and harmony.

27. May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony..

28. Ramadan Mubarak! I hope every Muslims do good deeds and stay away from sins inshallah! Enjoy your Ramadan everyone.

29. Welcome Ramadan Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly Treat kindly Pray attentively Donate generously May Allah bless & protect you�

30. I Wish This Ramadan, You Are Gifted With Blessings Of Allah And Many Treasured Moments Of Joy! Ramadan Mubarak!

31. Welcome Ramadan ,Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly Treat kindly ,Pray attentively and Donate generously,May Allah bless & protect you!

32. May the greatness of Allah fulfill your desires and dreams, With happiness and peace around you Ramadan Mubarak

33. May You Always Be Blessed With The Love And Protection Of Allah. Wish You A Happy Ramadan!!!!!!

34. May You Always Be Blessed With The Love And Protection Of Allah. Wish You A Happy Ramadan!!!!!!

35. I wish this Ramadan, you are gifted with blessings of Allah and many treasured moments of joy. Ramadan Mubarak

36. O Allah let us live to witness this Ramadan and gain closeness to Allah subhanhu wa Ta’ala and his beautiful deen…Ameen

37. May Allah’s blessings shine upon you and your loved ones in this month and every other month. Ramadan Kareem!

38. May you always be blessed with the love and protection of Allah. Wish you a happy Ramadan

39. Wishing that Allah always blesses your family with smiles, happiness and togetherness! Ramadan Mubarak

40. May it be sincere and fruitful, for Allah shower you with loads of wealth and happiness in life.

41. The blessed month of the year has come. Ramdan Mubarak!

42. Hoping that Allah shower you and your beloved with loads of blessings.

43. May we find blessing and guidance as we recite it all together in the Ramadan days

44. May Allah help us in this Ramadan to come closer to Him.

45. Ramadan you peace, prosperity, wealth, and may not brighten your life forever.

46. Whoever Allah wishes to show goodness, he gives him understanding of the religion.

47. I wish this Ramadan, you are gifted with blessings of Allah.

48. Ramadan is, in its essence, a month of humanist spirituality.

49. Allah is with those who restrain themselves.Ramadan Mubarak

50. A warm and heartfelt Ramzan wish f0r y0ur near and dear 0nes. Happy Ramadan

51. May this month is full of blessing and wisdom.

52. May ALLAH bless & protect you! Ramadan Mubarak

53. Islam Does not dismiss descries rather it disciplines them. Ramadan Mubarak!

54. “If you are in doubt ask Allah. Perform Salatul Istikhara. Ramdan Mubarak!”

55. Wishing that Allah always blesses your family with smiles, happiness, and togetherness! Ramadan Mubarak

56. May this Ramadan is blissful and peaceful to you and your family.

57. Never forget your dialogue with God, it is your strength

58. The Holy Fast Has Begun Together With Fajar Azan. Let The Fast Bring Happiness To You. Let Grace Abound In Your Home May Allah Bless And Protect You..

59. Ramadan Kareem Mubarik. May Allah Enables Us To Do M0re And M0re Good Deeds N To Make The M0st Of Dix M0nth… May Allah Forgive R Sins.Ameen. Remembr Me In Ur Prayers.

Funny Facebook Status

• Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

• If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.

• I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…

• Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain…

• If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.

• Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..

• I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”

• Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.

• For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl.

• Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

• I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

• You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

• The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do..

• I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish.

• I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.

• That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.

• Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does..

• I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.

• Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?

• My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.

• There are no stupid questions, just stupid people..

• That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

• Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left…

• Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.

• Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition..

• Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

• Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.

• One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry..

• If Facebook is the Upper West Side and MySpace is the Bronx, then Tagged is a trailer park in New Jersey.

• You can not get lost on a straight road.

• When I was born I was so surprised, I didnt talk for a year and a half..

• I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

• Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.

• Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth..

• Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she dam well pleases!

• I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

• Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.

• Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

• I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing..

• You and your rumors have two things in common, you’re both fake and you both get around.

• If life give you lemons, squirt your enemy’s eye..

• Well, We have a poke button, now we need a punch and pinch and kick button..

• Facebook is a crazy house People poke each other all day have an imaginary pet farm and talk to walls

• I don’t have issues, I have demonds and they are the ones with issues

• I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you.

• Sometimes the only one who can appreciate you, is you.

• I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic..

• I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…

• I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..

• If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..

• When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me..

• Thinks if Peter Piper picked peppers and Jack and Jill ran up the hill and Mary took her lamb to school, wasn’t Humpty Dumpty lazy just sitting on a wall?

• The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

• I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to it’s complicated.

• I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

• Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.

• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

• When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later back on. its an endless cycle..

• Remember, when she cancels a date she has to But when he cancels a date he has TWO.

• A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM

• Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to write on a wall.

• Harush says if you want to be together you have TO-GET-HER.

• I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.

• Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you.

• I don’t get it, all my life I was told NOT to write on walls.

• Behave, What you do today will be on Facebook tomorrow.

• Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they tease each other, but they still can’t live without each other..

• Growing older is compulsory Growing up, however, remains optional.

• The best way to look younger, hang out with older people.

• I’m usually charming, nice, and well manured, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now..

• If you like me press like. If you hate me, go away. If you love me comment.

• Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook talking never updates anything.

• Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, it’s called a credit card.

• I need 6months vacation, twice a year..

• I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.

• That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.

• Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

• Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.

• I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

• Hi, Im Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

• While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.

• Lovely days in my life : Childhood Days, School Days & collage Days, Horrible days in my life : ONLY EXAM DAYS :)

• Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That’s why girls wear make up and boys lie.

• My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It’s freaking, I’ll rent a boat…..

• If couples who are in love are called LOVE BIRDS, then couples who always argue should be called ANGRY BIRDS

• Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

• I have a Date tonight, Woot Woot! (of course its with the couch, pillow and TV Remote, but its still a date. Right?)

• It’s Christmas and 2015 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year??

• Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..

• C.L.A.S.S – Come Late And Start Sleeping

• Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.

• A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”

• I’ll be a billionaire once I’m done inventing this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet.

• If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.

• The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.

• Okay mom…you know I love you…but I can’t accept your friend request on Facebook.

• I wish I could google “things to eat in my fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.

• If money grew on trees – girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys.

• The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

• I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.

• An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

• Why is abbreviation such a long word?

• Do you know what’d look good on you? Me :)

• When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

• FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block :( THE END

• Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

• Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

• Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

• Im a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you

• Excuse me is your last name Gillette? …because you are the best a man can get!

• When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

• The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

• You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

• The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.

• If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

• Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

• Do you have the time? ………………… O No, the time to write down my number? :)

• I speak two languages, Body and English.

• How can i miss something i never had?

• BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.

• If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

• I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :)

• I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.

• Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

• If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.

• Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.

• Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.

• One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

• I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate … but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.

• Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example? Student: Women can sleep with whoever they want ,men have to sleep with whoever lets them!

• Do you know the meaning og ABCDEF? A boy can do everything for Girl. Reverse the meaning of, GFEDCBA … Girl forget everything done & Catches new boy Again.

• Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.

• There are alot of fish in the sea, but I think there’s a hole in my net :)

• Want to learn how to dance? Have a cold shower today at midnight, I bet, You’ll rock like SHAKIRA :)

• If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

• Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.

• The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”

• Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

• If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

• Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

• People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

• You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

• You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.

• Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.

• Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.

• My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.

• If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror :D

• The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.

• Caution, Blind Man Driving.

• Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

• If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.

• The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

• Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

• I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

• Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

• I hate when I’m about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.

• Only fools fall in love and I guess I’m one of them :)

• God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China :)

• Friday is my second favorite F word.

• For all the girls that say ….. All guys are the same …… Who told you to try them ALL.

• Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY :)

• I think I got a fever, a fever of you :)

• I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday :)

• Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.

• For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)

• I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

• If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

• Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.

• Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D

• Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.

• Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.

• Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.

• I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz

• Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)

• It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.

• I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice :)

• If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking :)

• I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

• All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

• Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

• Excuse me …. Plesae empty your pockets …. I think you stole my heart.

• Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

• I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :)

• I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)

• Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

• Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

• The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

• I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won :)

• Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

• How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)

• Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)

• Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

• Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)

• Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

• The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)

• I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)

• Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

• I am sure I have a defective iphone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

• Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

• The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” :)

• Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

• Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

• Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

• Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

• In bed, it’s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31

• I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. :)

• GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

• I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

• Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)

• A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

• When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

• The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.

• My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

• One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)

• I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)

• If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

• I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

• There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

• Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

• I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough ;)

• My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

• The only thing I gained so far in 2013 is weight :)

• I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

• TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)

• I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

• Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

• At least mosquitos are attracted to me.

• Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

• I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

• It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.

• When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

• Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

• Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)

• My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

• If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

• I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

• Smtimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but mmories d…

• Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

• I Like to study ‘. arithmetic, NO ‘. world history, NO ‘. chemistry, NO ‘. GIRLS, YES!!!

• Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P

• People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

• In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!

• C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)

• When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

• Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_

• Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

• People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at jym.

• Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

• It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

• Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.

• When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

• Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

• Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

• We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

• Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

• It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry :)

• Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

• I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

• A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

• My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

• When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

• Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped :)

• Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

• Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

• A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

• Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

• Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

• God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

• Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

• When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

• I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

• My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

• Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

• My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

• I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

• Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

• I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

• Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]

• My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

• Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.

• A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

• Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

• It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing…

• I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

• Life is Short – Chat Fast!

• Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

• Everythings funnier when youre supposed to be quiet..

• I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

• What’s good about being single? you can always flirt with anyone. you can go anywhere without someone behind your back. you can do whatever you want. and what ‘s the best about being single? No one make you cry :) :)

• Save water drink beer.

• Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

• You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

• I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..

• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

• If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

• Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”

• The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.

• I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights.

• I know the world isn’t going to end in 2015 because my yogurt expires in 2016!

• I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.

• Teacher -“Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???” Student -“in Swiss Banks” lolx.

• Being single is fun….

• Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.

• My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

• At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :) :)

• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

• Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

• There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday

• My heart is stolen…can I check your bra…….

• I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P

• My teachers always told me that if I didn’t study hard enough I’d end up working at McDonalds. Well I proved them wrong, I got a job at KFC today.

• Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation

• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

• I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

• (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rollin, they hatin

• Say this out loud fast: ”U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 Q.”

• Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.

• The best memories come from bad ideas.

• Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation..

• I have been upgraded to Santas naughty list Platinum member

• A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.

• Dont ruin a Good Today because of a Bad Yesterday

• The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

• Every person you come across is a ‘People you may know’ notification.

• I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.

• If I opened a camera store called Photo Shop, do you think I’d get sued by Adobe?

• Was that lightning?!” “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…

• I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

• I am such a good a cook even the smoke alarm hoots and hollers

• The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

• Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear. Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep :)

• I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?

• 99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I’m part of the other 3%.

Fb Music Statuses

• A Day Without Music Is Like A Year Without Rain.

• Music always helps, no matter what you`re going through.

• That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.

• I have a song on replay in my head..

• Behind every girl’s favorite song is an untold story.

• I believe in music like some people believe in fairy tales..

• Songs are so much better when you haven`t listened to them in a long time.

• Music Is A life, That`s why Our Hearts Have Beats.

• When I listen to old songs, the memories hit me.

• Every love song makes me cry b’coz every love song reminds me of you.

• No matter how many walls you put around your heart, the music you listen will tell everyone how you really feel.

• Music makes one feel so romatic, at least it always get on one’s nerves, which is the same thing nowadays.

• Rya is playing loud music to keep from hearing her own thoughts.

• Hard times call for awesome music.

• Sometimes the old songs i hear make my heart glow inside because they remind me of the good moments that are not happening anymore.

• Dear music, i will never be able to thank you enough for always being there for me.

• Not only do I sing in the shower, but I also dance. Jealous?

• One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

• Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.

• Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

• Music is my way out, Music is my way of getting away, music is another life, some times music is all you need to get away to that world no one knows about

• Isn’t it weird how there’s always a song that expresses my feelings?

• A good song is not based on how many people like it, but on how many memories and feelings you get. that’s the true beauty about music.

• you are who you are that’s alright with me, but i am who i am that’s all i can be.

• Music always put me in a good mood when nobody else can..

• When I ask you to listen to a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything I`m trying to say to you.

• Music and sleep are the two most common ways to escape from everything.

• That moment when you realize that the song you always skip is actually fire .

• when you listen to a song so much that you start to hear instruments you didn’t before

• Then one day you find, ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

• Without music, life would be a mistake.

• Sometimes, it’s not the song that makes you emotional, it’s the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it..

• you teach people how to treat you by what you allow, what you stop, and what you reinforce.

• Music becomes my best friend when i go sad.

• Life is a song, learn to love the music.

• Music is like wind. We can`t see it but we`re all touched when we listen.

• I hate it when bad memories ruin good songs.

• When music hits you, you feel no pain.

• Music is a life, that`s why our hearts have beats.

• Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.

• A Day Without Music Is Like A Year Without Rain.

• Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.

• The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song you don’t know is how I feel about all my life decisions.

• Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.

• Music always put me in a good mood when nobody else can..

• Behind every girl’s favorite song is an untold story.

• If it’s too loud, you’re too old!

• I’m listening to music because I don’t want to listen to you.

• Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.

• The only truth is Music.

• I love my music taste.

• Every song is like a painting.

• I’m listening to a magical device that is singing to me.

• Every love song makes me cry b’coz every love song reminds me of you.

• Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.

• My room is alive with the sound of music.

• No matter how bad you sing, sing for her…. she’ll smile :)

• Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world.

• Restarting The Whole Song Because U Missed Your Favorite Line.. :D

• Music makes the world go round.

• Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.

• Music is good for your soul. So… Rock on!

• A good song is not based on the number of people like her, but how many memories and feelings you get. that’s the real beauty of music.

• I’m not sure how people get eaten by sharks…I mean how do you not hear the music?

• You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

• No matter how bad you sing, sing for her…. she’ll smile :)

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• Attraction is the temporary love but love is the permanent attraction just a game of words but makes lot of difference in life.

• You never love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you LOVE them.

• When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

• No surprises, my heart can’t take it.

• A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you.

• Wow, who knew life could be this amazing..

• Life is good, usually but at this moment, life is amazing.

• Life is simple, we make it complicated..

• Love your enemies.It’ll confuse them..

• sometimes my fabulous ness even amazes me.

• You want know about who is amazing and has the cutest smile Read the first word again

• coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent

• Life is good usually but at this moment life is amazing

• Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny…

• Some people only listen to, and believe what they want to hear, the truth, to them, is irrelevant.

• Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.

• My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.

• Strong is the new beautiful.

• The last person on your mind before you fall asleep is either the reason for your happiness or pain.

• Don’t Lose hope! you never know what tomorrow will bring!!

• The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude..

• I don’t mind your weirdness, as long as it’s compatible with mine. :)

• Status is welcome, agreeable, pleasant, & hard to obtain in the world.

• Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

• I fell in love because of your words, and I got hurt because of them too!!

• I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the proces…

• You may not understand why U are going through difficult times, but don’t try to figure it out. Keep trusting in God. He knows how to bless U in unexpected ways.

• I don’t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

• I love listening to lie…when I know the truth. .

• We must remember that nothing in this world really belongs to us. At best, we are merely borrowers.

• Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.

• Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.

• You will never know how good you’re until you start meeting with people. :’)

• When you love him/her truly you will never think about someone else.

• life is like photography we develop from the negatives!!

• The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing. 2 cups of caring. 3 cups of forgiveness and hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

• Don’t push away the people who truly care about you, because one day, you will push them away, and they won’t come back.

• There are two miracles a starry sky above and the moral world within us!!

• I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings.

• I am so awesome I should have theme music playing every time I enter a room.

• If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye.

• Facebook is the only place you can talk to a wall, and it talks back.

• That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. :-D

• Be the reason she smiles, Not the reason she can’t love again.

• I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.

• You are not as bad as they say, you are much, much worse

• Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married

• Talk is cheap, but that’s ok, so are you.

• You’re my everything, today and always.

• If you think someones status is about you; you must be guilty!

• Life is too short and pointless to waste it on hating other people.

• Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

• The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

• The best thing to do when you are single is to create a loving relationship with yourself before deciding to commit yourself with somebody else.

• The one who gets so upset when they are confronted with the facts is ALWAYS …The one who was guilty.

• It’s funny how you can still love a person, but you stop needing them like you used to.

• That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.

• You’ll never find a rainbow if you are looking down.

• Work is the soul of a genius, the talent of a heart, and the inner fire any talent.

• Death is so beautiful, it just takes your breath away.

• Relation and Medicine both have same work of help n care us during pain.. …. . . . But the difference is that the Relation does not have expiry date……………

• Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

• if someone is really in to you, yu don’t have to keep begging them for a text, call or or to spend time, they’ll do it if you’re priority..

• People who judged her by her looks alone, missed her, completely.

• Misunderstood is all my heart has ever been, even though all it wants to do is love.

• I’m Sorry i can’t give you a shoulder to cry, i would rather love to stand by you and make you fight again.

• Be the reason she smiles, Not the reason she can’t love again.

• Every girl deserves a guy who looks at her everyday like it’s the first time he saw her

• i’m a girl who doesn’t expect expensive things in a relationship. I’m fine with going out in a field, laying down on a blanket and looking up the stars..

• Getting a lot of girls isn’t something you should be proud of. Keeping one is

• Be with someone who’s willing to lose sleep for you. But most of all, just be with someone who’ll always make time for you, no matter what time of day it is.

• i am willing to fight for love.. i always have been. But before i signup for the war, i need to make sure I’m fighting for a warrior… not a deserter…

• Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence and face your future without fear.

• Don’t take advantage of people who love you :)

• Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

• I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

• True friends are like diamond, when you hit them they do not break, they only slip away from your life

• No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

• It takes nothing to join the crowd. It takes everything to stand alone.

• No matter how long you have traveled in the wrong direction, you can always turn around.

• Be yourself. People may or may not like you, but it’s important that you stay true to who you are..

• The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

• Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.

• I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

• i am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too .

• Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.

• Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

• Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

• Give yourself a hug, and while you are embracing yourself, use that time to hold yourself together

• We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso.

• I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit.

• Make it simple and short, no one likes a super long paragraph to read with a selfie and most social media sites limit the text to less than a normal sentence length. Think of something with less than 10 words ideally.

• Your time is precious. Don’t waste it on someone who doesn’t realize you are, too.

• Trust yourself you’ve surevived a lot, and you’ll survive whatever is coming.

• When I’m waiting in a line for something, I hate everyone in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.

• There are days that make you feel like there is no happiness on the horizon.

• waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worse kind of suffering….

• Thank you to every person who has ever told me i can’t. You are just another reason i will.

• My attitude based on how you treat me. Best Attitude Status For Facebook

• The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. In every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth.

• Always remember pain makes people change, So don’t hurt them when you don’t want them to change.

• Dear crush,please fall in love with me :* <3

• More expectations break relations!

• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

• Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

• Something i learned about people… if they do it once, they’ll do it again…

• Every time enjoy your bad habits… Amazing statuses for your facebook or whatsapp

• All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better.

• This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

• Just because I laugh when I’m angry doesn’t make me crazy. It just mean you may want to rethink things on your end.

• Life is very short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on with your head held high and a smile for everyone.

• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up. Best and Amazing Facebook Statuses

• Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.

• A sad person may not know what happiness is. But a happy person knows what sadness is. He has been through it and chose happiness.

• The body is like a piano, and happiness is like music. it is needful to have the instrument in good order. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

• You pull me down to your level, and then you beat me by experience!!

• Before you go pointing your fingers at someone else, you may want to make sure your own hands are clean..

• Everybody deserves somebody who makes them look forward to tomorrow…

• Sometimes it’s only after you leave a situation that you realize you shouldn’t have been in it to begin with.

• Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever…

• The best thing to hold onto in life is each other…

• If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you always got, and you’ll always feel what you always felt.

• Only those who care about you can hear you when you’re quiet…

• Sometimes it’s better just to remain silent and smile!

• You are not free until you have no need to impress anybody…

• Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the single person you thought would never hurt you…

• Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend…

• Silent people have the craziest minds..

• Often the people who are hardest to love the ones who need it the most…

• I respect those that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is…

• Learn to love without condition. Talk without bad intention Give without any reason. And most of all, care for people without any expectation..

• If you’re giving your best to someone and it’s not good enough for them, you’re giving your best to the wrong person…

• Don’t take people for granted. No matter how much they love you, people get tired eventually.

• If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy. Even if its not with you…

• Don’t compare your love sotry to those you watch in movies. They’re written by scriptwriters, yours is written by God..

• No matter who tries to teach you lessons about life, you won’t understand it until you have to go through it on your own..

• Sometimes life doesn’t give you something you want, not because you don’t deserve it, but because you deserve more…

• Never stop believing in hope because miracles happen everyday….

• you can only do your best. and if they can’t appreciate that, it’s their problem, not yours…

• No body is too busy, it’s just a matter of priorities..

• Deart God, I want to take a minute, not to ask for anything from you but simply to say thank you, for all have…

• Being single is better than being is a relationship with someone who fills your heart with doubt..

• It is not how big the house is, it is how happy the home is…

• Someday you’ll get there. To the place you’ve always wanted to be..

• When you forgive, you don’t change the past. You change the future..

• Life has many different chapters for us. One bad chapters doesn’t mean it’s end of the book.

• Soft and kind hearted peoples are not fools. They know what people did to them, but they forgive again and again because they have beautiful hearts…

• If someone says bad about you, you start feeling bad. If someone says good about you, you start feeling good. Don’t give your remote control to others, keep it with you, Because Not the Others But Only you know What you really are.

• your best teacher is your last mistake!!

• God has a bigger plan for me than i have for myself…

• One day, someone will be 100% honest with you, and will love you forever. Don’t give up trying to find them, they are looking for you too.

• Life is best for those who enjoy it, difficult for those who analyze it and worst for those who criticize it, out attitude defines our lives..

• With great pain comes great change. If you’re not ready to change, then you’re not in enough pain

• Each night i put my head to my pillow i try to tell myself i’m strong because i’ve gone one more day without you….

• Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn..

• In life you will meet two kinds of people. Ones who build you up, and ones who tear you down. But in the end, you will thank them both.

• A man is as young as the woman he feels.

• Dream big and dare to fail.

• People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

• You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.

• Make life like a Friday don’t make it like a Monday. :)

• I don’t mind being hated.. But i hate being misunderstood…

• You may think your light is small but it can make a big difference in other people’s lives…

• Sometimes when the people you love hurt you the most, its better to stay quiet, because if your love wan’t enough, do you think your wods will matter…

• Choose the guy who takes you to his house to meet hi sparents, not his bedroom..

• If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn’t be fighting for a spot..

• Don’t respect someone for making a promisee. Respect them for keeping it…

• A lot of men & women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing..

• If i could give you one thing in life, i would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me….

• I may not have the cutest eyes, the prettiest smile, the most gorgeous face or a perfect body, but… i do have a caring heart….

• Just remember that the more you ignore me the more i will learn to live without you….

• When people walk away, let them, your future is not about people who walk away . it’s about the people who stay in it for the ride..

• The most attractive thing a man can do is exactly what he says he’s going to do..

• Trust is the easiest thing in the world to lose, and the hardest thing in the world to get back…

• Let today be the day you love yourself enouth to no longer just dream of a better life; let it be the day you act upon it..

• A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions and the roots spring up and make new trees..

• Love is two sided. If you put nothing in don’t expect anything out!!

• The mind is what should listen, but it is the heart that should speak.

• Winners.. are not those who never fail but those who never quit!!

• if you don’t like my attitude quit talking to me..

• Due to tonight’s lack of sleep, tomorrow has been canceled.

• Sometimes crying is the only way your eyes speak when your mouth can’t explain how broken your heart is..

• Anger… Is one letter short of danger.

• A perfect man is the one who gives you that beautiful feeling of knowing that your loving heart is safe with him today, tomorror and for the rest of your life…

• When someone loves you, they don’t always have to say it. you can always know it by the way they treat you…

• Saying sorry doesn’t always mean that you were wrong. Sometimes it means you value your relationships more than your ego..

• Never show your weakness to the world Becoz the world is very much interested to play with it..!!!

• The best feeling in the world is to know that you actually mean something to someone.

• Sometimes it takes a lot of heartbreaks to get your heart in the right place…

• Love is magical and it gives you the strength to heal and transform your pain…

• sometimes you need to be alone. Not to be lonely, but to enjoy your free time being yourself..

• Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart..

• Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting..

• Don’t trust people who change their feelings with time. Trust people whose feelings remain the same when your time changes…

• you may feel lost and alone, but God knows exactly where you are, and he has a good plan for your life..

• A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything…

• God’s promises are like the stars. The darker the night, the brighter they shine..

• Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand…

• you need to associate with people that inspire you, people that challenge you to rise higher, people that make you better….

• Stop thinking about a million other things that will pass and resolve themselves and enjoy the moment… because you will never have the same moment again.

• Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything your job is to pump blood that’s it..

• Achievment is almost automatic when the goal becomes an inner commitment…

• Anyone who falls in love is searching for missing pieces of themsleves…

• Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference..

• NO & YES are two short words which need a long thought. Most of the things we miss in life are because of saying NO too early & YES too late.

• you don’t have to be great to get started, but you have to get started to be great.

• Those who don’t believe in magic won’t ever find it…

• Let you past make you better not bitter..

• If you can’t stop thinking about it, don’t stop working for it..

• A good way to change someone’s attitude is to change your own. Because, The same sun that melts butter, also hardens clay! Life is as we think, so think beautifully.

• Never judge someone Without knowing the whole story. you may think you understand, but you don’t..

• Sms Means Seriously missing someone…

• Everything is better when you decide you don’t care…

• Anything with you means everything to me.

• Always put your fears behind you and your dreams in front of you.

• Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

• No fake people required when I have some real ones in my life…

• There is nothing more amazing but women’s brain..

• Stop trying to repair your heart, by giving it to the hands that broke it.

• May be one day, i’ll be what you nee. But don’t wait too long… Because the day you want me, may be the day i’ve finally given up…

• Respect old people: They graduated highschool without Google or Wikipedia.

• Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black show sadness. But as you go through life’s journey, remember that the black keys also create music.

• it’s amazing how one day someone walks in to your life, when the next day you wonder how you lived without them…

• Sometimes the hardest things and the right thing are the same.

• Best friends make the good times better and the hard times easier.

• If a man whistles at you, do not respond you lady not a dog.

• It’s amazing what people do for love, it’s even more amazing what love does to people.

• It is not happy people who are thankful it is thankful people who are happy..

• Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.

• Life is like photography We develop the negatives!!!

• Sometimes it sucks being strong. Because when people know that you are strong, they think that it is okay to hurt you, over and over again.

• It is Amazing what You Can Accomplish If you Do Not Care Who Gets The Credit.

• Use your smile to change this world,don’t let this world change your smile..

• Always remember pain makes people change, So don’t hurt them when you don’t want them to change…. Think before u hurt.

• I Will Always Care For You, Even If We’re Not Together And Even If We’re Far, Far Away From Each Other.

• Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s The Person Who Held On That Gets Hurt!!!!

• People push you to your limits, but when you funally explode and fight back… you are the mean one!!!

• I hate the word FRIEND most When she said lets be just friends…. have a nice time ahead…

• Everything is funny untill it happening to some another’s life….

• Everytime enjoy your bad habits…

• When people hurt you, think of them like a sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you but in the end, you end up polished & they end up useless.

• You will never know how good you’re until you start meeting with people. :’)

• It’s nice to have someone in your life who can make you smile even when they are not around.

• The amazing moment when your crush likes your status and you start to imagine life together.

• Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.

• y sister is the sweetest little thing alive! Words can hardly describe my love for her, she is my best friend.

• One of the few things that can’t be recycled is wasted time.

• Being in a relationship isn’t about the kissing, the dates or the showing off. It’s about being with that person that makes you happy in a way no one else can.

• Don’t be proud when happy and don’t get disheartened when sad, remember that all our moods are temporary joy, pain, love, hate and this will all pass.

• Rule of math: If it seems easy, you’re probably doing it wrong.

• You don’t have to worry about love, b’coz as long as God exists you will ALWAYS have someone who unconditionally loves you.

• Behind every deleted facebook & whatsapp account there is an untold story.

• You are simply amazing & I am crazy about you…

• Don’t go the way life takes you, take the life the way you go. And remember you are born to live & not living because you are born.

• GOD will make a way, when there seems no way.

• If you do not enjoy what you are doing, you will never be good at it.

• People who are ‘different’ are usually the ones who end up making a difference in the world.

• Instead of wishing you were someone else ,be proud of who you are. You never know who was looking at you wishing they were you.

• Don’t worry god is always on time, trust him.

• Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that’s when they are the hardest to find.

• It’s the hardest times that teach us the most valuable lessons.

• Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

• Maybe it’s not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it’s about starting over and creating something better.

• At times we do not value our belongings. Unless they stop belonging to us.

• Live your life and forget your age.

• Sometimes, change is what’s best. Strength can be measured not by holding on but by letting go.

• Happiness comes with a price tag. If you are smiling, you have already paid for it in past.

• A king only bows down to his queen.

• The world is full of nice people…… If you can’t find one, be one.

• The greatest test of faith is when you don’t get what you want, but still you are able to say THANK YOU LORD.

• Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.

• Its not important to have long list of friends on FB & Whatsapp but its important to have some friends who can read your face as book and ask whats up.

• Take care of your thoughts when you are alone and take care of your words when you are with people.

• 3 steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself, look for an alternate solution, and delete the situation that hurts you.

• Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you.

• Never blame solely yourself for any misfortune of life, because no single raindrop is responsible for flood.

• When people hurt you, think of them like a sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you but in the end, you end up polished & they end up useless.

• People like to bring up your past, when your present and future look better than theirs.

• If you never thank GOD after every smile then you have no right to blame him for every tear.

• Forgive the past, forgive yourself, forgive your partner, and love the present moment for what its worth. There are plenty of beautiful things to love right now; you just have to want to see them.

• When I say I love you forever, Forever is the rest of my life

• Good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.

• People who don’t know me always think I am quiet. People who do know me…. wish I was :)

• The awesome moment when your mom thinks that you have no money for school and gives you more.

• God knows who belongs in your life and who doesn’t. Trust and let go. Whoever is meant to be there, will still be there.

• In 50 years, people won’t remember the clothes you wore, they’ll remember how you made them feel. Think before you speak.

• Its good to have MONEY and the things that money can buy, as long as you make sure you don’t lose the things money can’t buy.

• You have to stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.

• Your past is done, so forget it. Your future is yet to come, so dream it. But your present is now, so live it.

• Today is a new day, make the most of it, tell someone you love them, smile at someone, give a hug, hold a hand, or just listen or a minute, and be a friend.

• What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again.

• It is during the worst times of your life that you will get to see the true colors of the people who say they care for you.

• Sharing makes you bigger than you are. The more you pour out, the more life will be able to pour in.

• TODAY figure out what makes you happy & do more of it. Figure out what doesn’t and do less of it.

• A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.

• Remember: someone is happy with less than you have.

• Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.

• Don’t assume your partner knows about everything you expect in a relationship. Let him know. A relationship should be based on communication, not on assumptions.

• Disappointments are just God’s way of saying: I have got something better. Be patient, live life and have faith.

• I may not be rich in money, but I am rich in things money can’t buy.

• There are 4 very important words in life. Love, Honesty, Truth and Respect. Without these in your life, you have nothing.

• Never let the experiences of your past bring harm to your future. Remember, your past can’t be altered and your future just doesn’t deserve the punishment.

• To get the best out of life, realize your past without regret, handle your present with confidence, prepare for the future without fear.

• Don’t be too confident when someone tells you they like you. The real question is, until when? Because just like seasons, people change.

• The sweetest place is to be in someone’s thoughts and the safest place is to be in someones heart.

• TIME decides who you meet in your life. Your HEART decides who you want in your life. BEHAVIOR decides who will stay in your life.

• When you have money in your hand, only you forget who are you but when you do not have any money in your hand, the whole world forget who you are. Its life.

• Rules of a relationship: Stay faithful … make them feel loved and wanted … Respect your partner … Don’t flirt with others … Have time for eachother.

• He is not perfect, I’m not perfect. Our feelings and lives are not perfect. But we love each other and that’s all that really matters.

• Even GOD doesn’t propose to judge a man till his last day, why should you and I.

• You can love someone so much but you can never love people as much as you can miss them.

• When you are going through something hard and wonder where GOD is, remember the teacher is always quiet during a test.

• People will always tell you what you did wrong but hesitate to compliment you for what you did right.

• The greatest value of having good people around you is not what you get from them but the better person you become b’coz of them.

• Be patient. The lessons you learn today will benefit you tomorrow.

• Remember anyone can love you when the sun is shining. In the storms is where you learn who truly cares for you.

• No matter how good a person you are there will always be someone criticizing you.

• If someone hurts you, don’t mind it. It is the law of nature, “The tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum number of stones.”

• Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.

• No need for revenge. Just sit back & wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw up themselves & if you are lucky, God will let you watch.

• In search of a perfect person, don’t lose a true one b’coz perfection is fantasy while truth is a reality.

• If you miss someone, that means you are lucky. It means you had someone special in your life, someone worth missing.

• Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.

• There’s a story behind every person. A reason why they are the way they are. Think about that before you judge someone.

• The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives.

• The worst feeling is pretending you don’t care about something, when really it’s all you seem to think about.

• Some days I want to go back, some days I want to move forward but today, I’m OK with right here, right now.

• I may not have everything I want in life but I’m blessed enough to have all that I need. For this I’m grateful.

• Instead of always wanting more, appreciate what you already have and you might realize, you don’t need anything else.

• 3 things you should never break: TRUST , PROMISE , HEARTS

• Nothing is permanent in this world; not even our troubles.

• The amazing moment when you type your homework on google and found exactly what you need.

• Find love when you have time and find time when you already found the one to love.

• There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need them to change your life or you are the one that will change theirs.

• Today’s Reality: Big house but small family.. More edu, degrees but less common sense.. Advanced medicine but poor health.. Touched moon but neighbours unknown.. High income but less peace of mind.. Lots of human beings but less humanity.

• Solve the problem or leave the problem. But…… Do not live with the problem.

• Ego is just like a dust in the eye … without clearing the dust you can’t see anything clear … so clear the ego and see the world.

• Sometimes you got to shut up, swallow your pride and accept that you are wrong. It’s not called giving up, its called growing up.

• God does not create a lock without its key & God does not give you problems without its solutions! TRUST HIM.

• Might not be tonight, tomorrow or the next day but everything is gonna be OK.

• Life is too short to start your day with broken pieces of yesterday, it will definitely destroy your wonderful today and ruin your great tomorrow.

• Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow, we must fail in order to know, sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.

• A Mistake increases your experience & experience decreases your mistakes. You learn from your mistakes then others learn from your success.

• Respect people’s feelings. Even if it does not mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

• No family is perfect, we argue, we fight, we even stop talking to each other at times but in the end, family is family … the love will always be there.

• Mistake is a single page of life but relation is a complete book. So don’t lose a full book for a single page.

• Three things cannot be long hidden …… The sun, The moon and The truth.

• The past can hurt but the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.

• I miss our long talks, your smile, your laugh, your smell, your kisses and your hugs. I wish I could have them back.

• Don’t say we are not right for each other, the way I see it is …. we are not right for anyone else.

• One of the most amazing feelings in the world is having someone fall in love with you who you thought you never had a chance with.

• Never look back unless there’s an attractive stranger behind you!

• If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful then just imagine, if you keep always smiling, how beautiful your life will be.

• Life is very short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on with your head held high and a smile for everyone.

• No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or Mother, if it’s both, he is twice blessed.

• Don’t try and perfect yourself for one person wait for the One who love your Imperfection.

• If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye.

• Dont lose hope. When the sun goes down, the stars come out.

• Sometimes people don’t realize what they are made of until someone shows them how amazing they really are.

• One of the simplest ways to stay happy; just let go of the things that makes you sad.

• The true measure of a man is not how he behaves in moments of comfort & convenience but how he stands at times of controversy & challenges.

• I want to travel the world with two things on my hands. Camera on my right and HIS hand on my left.

• As you start and end your day, say THANK YOU for every little things in your life. And you will come to realize how blessed you truly are.

• Never let your failures get to your heart and never let your success get to your head.

• The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend: his time, his attention and his love.

• Stop thinking in terms of limitations and start thinking in terms of possibilities.

• If you really love someone, TIME and DISTANCE will not make you forget them.

• Never forget to say I love you if you love someone b’coz you’ll never know when it might be the last time.

• The joy you bring to my life is immeasurable.

• It’s amazing how few pictures can bring back so many memories.

• I wanna be the last number you call late at night and the first one that you dial when you open your eyes.

• I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings.

• As long as I have you, I will always have everything I need to be happy.

• It’s amazing how one word from the right person can make you feel better in a second.

• All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better.

• I dont want to stay young forever b’coz if I do, I won’t be having my best dream which is to grow old with you.

• It’s easy to forgive the mistakes from others. But it’s hard to rebuild the trust.

• Education is the most powerful weapon, you can use to change the world.

• A woman who doesn’t ask for anything DESERVES everthing.

• Dear GOD, Thank you for being there when no body else was.

• Its better to be alone than being with someone who makes you feel alone.

• PROMISE: We break them ……. MEMORIES: They break us.

• The Most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling and knowing that you are the reason behind that smile.

• I think its cute when you know that someone is making an effort to make you smile.

• Live your everyday of life like its the last day of your life.

• I may not be good for someone but I’ll be the best for those who deserve me.

• People only realize what they had after they lose it so hold on what you have and never ever let it go.

• Always remember, It has to be dark for the stars to appear.

• In the end you will see who’s fake, who’s true and who would risk it all for you. And trust me, some people will totally surprise you!

• God does not make mistakes but he does miracles. I am one. You are too.

• Without love, we feel nothing. Without dreams, we accomplish nothing. Without GOD, we are nothing.

• I always wonder if someone somewhere is doing the same exact thing as I AM.

• I may not be perfect but Im always ME.

• NO matter how worthless you think you are, There’s at least one person who thinks you are amazing.

• While there’s life, there’s HOPE.

• Every new day is another chance to change your life.

• The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.

• Pretty words are not always true and true words are not always pretty.

• Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.

• Love is a gamble, you take a chance, let your heart go, like a dice, you never know the result until the END.

• Never give up on anybody, miracles happen everyday.

• People say, Find good people & leave bad ones but it should be, Find the good in people & ignore the bad in them. Remember No One Is Perfect in This World.

• Always listen to your heart. Its on your left side but it will always be RIGHT.

• Every new day gives new things and there we create new memories.

• We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.

• If you never try, you’ll never know.

• Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.

• Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.

• Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.

• Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?

• Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.

• Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, The word itself says I’M POSSIBLE.

• Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.

• When nothing goes right! GO LEFT

• Just because you miss someone, does not mean you need them back. Missing is just a part of moving on.

• Let’s tell our families and friends how much we love them.

• I have built a wall, not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.

• People usually complain about their look, but no one complains about their brains.

• Listen before you talk, Think before you react, Earn before you spend and TRY before you quit.

• No matter how talented you are, not everybody will like you. That’s life.

• You never know what the future holds for you, and yes that’s called destiny ;)

• Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.

• Face your problems don’t Facebook your problems.

• 1000 miles away and you are still right here in my heart and mind.

• They say you only live once. If you live like I do, once is enough.

• Some days I cant stop thinking about you. Other days I wonder why I waste my time.

• Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different.

• Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.

• Man is at his best when doing what he loves most and at his worst when doing nothing.

• Trust is like paper once crumpled it can never be perfect again.

• Wise men talk because they have something to say fools talk bcoz they have to say something.

• A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.

• I love texting instead of phone calls because it gives me more time to think what to say ;)

• Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it.

• If you don’t get the things you love, love the things you get.

• I fell in love with the most unexpected person on the most unexpected time.

• Trouble is part of your life, and if you dont share it, you dont give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

• A hug is a perfect gift. One size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.

• Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

• When you see a person without a smile, give them yours.

• You’ll never find a rainbow if youre looking down.

• I want to love someone whose heart has been broken so that he knows exactly how it feels and wont break mine.

• Never look at what you have lost. Always look at what is left with you.

• If you dont understand my silence, how will you understand my words?

• Always remember that no matter how useless you feel, you are someones reason to smile.

• Don’t say we are not right for each other. The way I see it, we are not right for anybody else.

• A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.

• Find someone who knows that youre not perfect, but treats you as if you are.

• Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to :)

• Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.

• Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength.

• God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.

• It’s amusing when you pull all of your efforts, to help someone. But when you need help, they don’t even take a glance at you.

• Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain’t going away.

• When you make mistakes, that’s when you know you are really trying.

• It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not.

• No need to know where I’m going, just need to know where I’ve been.

• I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.

• If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to SINGLE and wait 2-3 minutes.

• I am ready to sleep forever and ever, if you just want to be with me in my dreams.

• 90% of what is considered IMPOSSIBLE” os infact possible. The other 10% will become possible with the passage of time & technology.

• I don’t like to think myself as SPECIAL , I like to think myself as limited edition :)

• You don’t need to know everything in life, just the things that make you happy

• Some lessons can’t be taught, they simply have to be learned.

• Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate; Friends has 7 letters, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying.

• we cannot choose our beginnings… we cannot choose our end… but the moments in between… we choose who we are.

• The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.

• Laughing for 15 seconds adds two days to your life span.

• Dont regret for people who left you in half,for you will realise in future that they never belonged to you

• Live for moments you cant put into Words.

• Stand up for what is right. Even if you are standing alone.

• We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it.

• When your plan doesn’t work, don’t take too much time to think about it. Make another plan.

• Just because you have experienced pain doesn’t mean you won’t feel happiness again.

• What the heart gives away is never gone. It is kept in the hearts of others.

• Don`t judge me tomorrow by the way im acting today.

• Say What You Mean But Mean What You Say.

• The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

• In life; Good experiences will produce memorable moments and bad experiences will produce lessons.

• The more I practice, the luckier I get.

• Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.

• Love is like war. Easy to begin but very hard to stop.

• Without you, I have nothing. But with you, I have everything.

• Good or Bad, whatever you do will come back in one form or another; that would explain why the earth is ROUND.

• A real man wouldn’t care about your past if he seezs a future with you in the present moment.

• we all live under the same sky but we don’t all see the same light.

• You cannot protect two things at the same time.. If you don’t make a decision, you will lose both..

• People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

• When you lose everything you want, you find the only thing you need.

• Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach.

• Love can make you do things that you never thought possible.

• Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it’ll crush, hold it too loose, it’ll fly

• Control Your Anger. It is One Letter Away From Danger.

• Why is it that the things that mean the most to us are the things we are most likely to never admit?

• Strength is nothing more than how well we hide the pain.

• Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

• Never let the things you want.. Make you forget the things you already have.

• Today I am what I am Because of my yesterday’s choices. And where I shall be tomorrow Will be decided today.

• There is a reason God put our eyes on the front of our body. It’s so we can see where we are going, not where we have been.

• When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn’t mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.

• I have learned that just because two people argue, doesn’t mean they don’t love eachother. And just because they don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do love eachother.

• If you cannot solve it, it is not a problem, It’s reality.

• Don’t go for looks, they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

• My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. but honestly, I am usually the one coming up with the ideas.

• A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

• It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.

• It isn’t always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

• Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent.

• Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

• Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

• If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy.

• Every day is a new beginning. Treat it that way. Stay away from what might have been, and look at what can be.

• No one knows what he can do until he tries.

• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

• Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

• Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

• Rose is flower that loves for an hour! FRIENDSHIP is a tower that lives FOREVER.

• Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

• Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.

• The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.

• The most positive men are the most credulous.

• To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.

• Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today’s events.

• I am a part of all that I have met.

• Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.

• Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving..

• decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire..

• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you…

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

• Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman..

• C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…

• Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.

• Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make…

• The worst disease in the world is fear, and i am AFRAID of it..

• Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..