Flirt Facebook Status

• If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

• There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

• I don’t have the heart to hurt you, that’s the last thing I want to do, but I don’t have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.

• If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why.

• If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.

• I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

• Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

• It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.

• Let make it short and simple, I love you.

• Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

• Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

• What time do you have to be back in heaven?

• You are the like of my like.

• Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

• I’m 50% single.

• Stolen kisses are always sweetest….

• I’m falling in like you know.

• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

• You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.

• I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

• That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

• You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

• If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

• Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..

• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

• Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

• I’d be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.

• To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad your wasting your time reading it.

• I have high double standards.

• How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook..

• The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.

• If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

• Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours…

• If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

• We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we’re done, ur deleted.

• I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..

• Like if you’re alive, comment if you’re dead.

• I can’t read lips unless they are touching mine.

• It makes me smile to wake up next to you.

• All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.

• I dont need to dream, I got you!

• I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

• I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

• God was showing off when He created you.

• I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

• Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

• I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

• My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

• It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

• You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

• I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.

• There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

• Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

• Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

• If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

• Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

• I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you.

• My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.

• Honestly I have no idea how to live without you.

• 8 billion people in this world and I only want you.

• Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to You.

• You seems like an oxygen to me, without you its hard for me to breath :)

• Everytime I look into your eyes I see my paradise.

• I need you like a heart needs a beat.

• I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.

• The only person that goes through my mind is you.

• I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

• Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.

• You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about :)

• When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and think of you.

• Every morning I wake up happy b’coz I know I will see you.

• I LOVE the way you HURT me!

• The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.

• Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.

• I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.

• When I count my blessings, I count you twice.

• God made mud … God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt.

• Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

• Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move ….. and you are married :)

• If God ever created something more beautiful than you, he would have kept it for himself.

• Far in distance, but near at heart, you’ll always be the angel of my heart.

• The truth is words can’t define the way I feel for you.

• There’s no awkwardness between us. I am fine with just staring into your eyes and getting lost in sleepless day dreams with you.

• Your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life.

• One smile can’t change the world but your smile changes mine.

• I will always have this piece of my heart that smiles whenever I think about you.

• Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.

• It’s amazing how I look up into the stars, and you’re the first thing that comes into my mind.

• When I’m with you, the only place where I want to be is CLOSER ;)

• When I looked into your eyes I didnt see just you, I saw my today, my tomorrow, and my future for the rest of my life.

• I know all kinds of candies and all kinds of chocolates are sweet. But, nothing can compare to the sweetness of my lips.

• I see you with my heart not with my eyes.

• YOU have no idea how fast my heart beats when I …… SEE YOU.

• I’m in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.

• Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

• You have no ideas how much you mean to me.

• I am a fish out of water without YOU!

• I have a soft spot for girls with dimples ;)

• Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.

• Can’t wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.

• I love the way you walk,talk and laugh.

• I am not flirting m being just extra nice, To someone who is extra attractive.

• I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

• Every morning I wake up happy b’coz I know I will see you.

• I dont need to dream, I got you!

• Everytime I look into your eyes I see my paradise.

• My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

• You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

• If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

• I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

• Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.

• There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)

• I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don’t think I’m very cool.

• 8 billion People In This World And I Only Want You.

• I have a big hug waiting for you anytime you need one.

• It doesn’t require a special day to express how much I Love You. If every ordinary day is more than special when I am with you.

• if your crush isn’t me then sorry you are wrong ;)

• God made mud … God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt.

• Can i check ur pockets i think u stole my heart!

• I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.

• I can die happy now, because I have seen a piece of heaven.”Its U”

• You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text .

• It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

• That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

• Do not try to buy friendship, it’s not for sale.

• I hate it when you flirt with other people.

• God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt.

• I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly. :P

• I am not a king but my love is Queen.

• Like A Drum My Heart Never Stops Beating For You.

• Your eyes are the sweetest stars I’ve ever seen.

• Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

• Dont love..dont hurt…keep doing flirt..:)

• A friend will always make you smile, especially when you do not want.

• When I see someone else flirting with you, I just want to punch them in the face.

• when you and your friend flirt non-stop, But you know you will never really do anything.

Good Facebook Statuses

• Don`t be afraid to get hurt, it might be the start of a true happiness!

• Don`t expect to get anything if you`re not willing to work for it.

• People who never fail are people who learn the least. Don`t be afraid to fail. Grab the lesson, fight better!

• In the end, some of your greatest pains become some of your greatest strengths.

• We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.

• It`s nice to be important but it`s important to be nice..

• They say to dream big but did they say for how long?

• A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.

• You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

• Sometimes it is better to let go of some people from your life, to help them understand your value and importance in the future!

• Its better to laugh without reason, than to cry for a worthless person.

• Nothing lasts forever, not even your problems. Stay positive.

• The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.

• All a person needs is a hand to hold, and a heart to understand.

• Nothing lasts forever, not even your problems. Stay positive.

• Every memory is precious. Whether it is a bad one or a good one, they overall shape us for who we are today. So don’t let any of them go.

• Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep yourself balance you have to keep moving.

• Forget what you heard, recognize what you see. I know you heard the rumors, now here’s the real me.

• In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.

• Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day.

• Do something good every day.

• Accomplish what others say you cannot do.

• That awkward moment when you`re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.

• The less attention you give someone, the more they`ll give you.

• The only unreachable dream is the one that you don`t reach for.

• Your goal should be to help people. And if you can`t help them, then at least don`t hurt them.

• It`s the hardest thing to let someone go when you have no other choice but to let go.

• ‎A friend is like a rainbow. They brighten your life when you`ve been through a storm.

• Don`t make promises you can`t keep.

• Opportunity is like ICE if you think more about it, It melts.

• People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

• When Im alone, I think so many things to say to you but when i get a chance to tell, I go speechless.

• To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved is everything.

• Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life.

• Every day may not be good… but there’s something good in every day.

• You are never given a wish without being given the power to make it come TRUE.

• Argument wins the situation but loses the person. So never argue with your loved ones; Because the situation is not important than Your Loved Ones.

• If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. Choose the best place where you would shine.

• We have so many needs in our life, but at the end of the day, all we need is to be needed.

• It’s hard to wait around for something you know may never happen; but it’s harder when you know it’s everything you want.’

• Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it

• Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

• Success woke me up, Motivation made me breakfast, Destiny gave me my agenda and the Lord gave me his blessings.

• 6 Keys to a healthy relationship, friendship, freedom, honesty, trust, understanding & communication.

• You are what I always wanted.

• Good times become good memories. Bad times become good lessons.

• Sometimes you just have to move on and put that chapter of life in the past. Don’t close the book, just turn the page.

• Think before you speak, sometimes its not what you said, it’s how you said it.

• Don’t wait for things to get better, when you can make them better yourself..

• Take time for friends ….. They are the source of happiness.

• People hate what they can’t conquer, envy what they can’t get, and destroy what they already have.

• The space between your heart and mine is the space we will fill with time.

• Some people are more interested in other people’s life than their own.

• The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow. Do good anyway.

• What you think; you attract. What you feel; you create. What you imagine; you become

• The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren’t paying attention to before.

• Don’t think you are the best when you are at the top. Don’t think you are the worst when you are at the bottom.

• To realise the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

• Sometimes we wish we wouldn’t be too happy with what is temporary, because we don’t ever want to need something we know we can’t have forever.

• I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

• Ideas are funny little things, they won’t work unless you do.

• It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.

• Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

• Be honest with the people who love you, they deserve your honesty.

• Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans

• I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

• I may never be good enough for someone.. But I Will be the Best for them who Deserve Me…!!

• I believe in LOVE at first sight because Im loving my MOM since I opened my eyes.

• A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.

• Never hold on to your past it will effect your present and prevent you from moving toward your future.

• There are only two things that shape your life. people around you & your attitude.

• We’re not born winners, we’re not born losers.. We are born CHOOSERS

• If GOD would have created something more beautiful than you, he would have kept it to himself.

• You know whats the one thing we all do when we fall in love? We EXPECT. And it ruins everything.

• Apologizing doesn’t always mean you are wrong and the other is right. It just means you value your relationship more than your ego.

• Though our feelings come and go, God’s love for us does not.

• If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money cant buy.

• If a star fell each time I thought about you then the moon would truly realise what loneliness is really like.

• The most romantic story is not Romeo and Juliet who died together, but grandpa and grandma who grew old together.

• Every successful person has a painful story and every painful story has a successful ending. Accept the pain and get ready for success.

• Sometimes I wish you would pay attention to my favorite songs, b’coz the lyrics say something I’m too afraid to say.

• Love is the only thing that power cannot command and money cannot buy.

• Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.

• You’ll never be brave if you don’t get hurt. You’ll never learn if you don’t make mistakes. You’ll never be successful if you don’t encounter failure.

• Stop holding on to what hurts and make room for what feels good.

• Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

• Excuse me, Can you show me where the real people are? I can’t seem to find them in this world.

• The Bus: When you are trying to catch it, it drives so fast. When you are in it. Its so damn slow.

• When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody who left.

• No matter what one has in life, everyday is not going to be a day in paradise.

• Time, Friends, Health and Relations, Don’t come with a price tag but when we lost them then we realize the cost.

• Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.

• Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.

• You are my love, my passion, my pride. I always want you by my side.

• If you are not the one, then why doses my heart tells me that you are?

• Me + U We could make the world jealous!

• Destiny is what it is or is it what we make it to be?

• People can be divided into three groups: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.

• Nothing under the sun is ever accidental.

• More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.

• There is no shame in losing but there is shame in not trying.

• A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

• It is better to die on your feet, then to live on your knees.

• Dont be afraid to take big steps. You can not cross a chasm in two small jumps.

• Sometimes you have to forget what you want & remember what you deserve.

• Dont stop running if you find something worth chasing.

• Love is not a matter of what happens in life. Its what’s happening in your heart.

• Happiness is not ready made thing. It comes from your own actions. So if you want to be happy. Plan your actions accordingly.

• God often removes someone from your life for a reason. Think before you chase after them.

• When the world says “GIVE UP” Hope whispers, Try it one more time.

• If you fight like a married couple, talk like a bestfriends, flirt like first love, protect each other link bro and sis, you are meant to be.

• Every woman deserves a man who loves and respects her and every man deserves a woman who appreciates his all efforts.

• Successful people have 2 things on their lips. “SILENCE AND SMILE” Smile to solve problem and silence to avoid problem.

• Tongue has the slightest weight, yet some people cannot hold it.

• I want to be the only shoulder, you want to cry on.

• Telling people how you really feel is probably the hardest thing ever.

• I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned.

• Take risks …. If you win, you will be happy and if you lose, you will be wise.

• Bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can’t go anywhere till you change it.

• Stop saying “I WISH” Start saying “I WILL”

• Life without you is like FACEBOOK without friends, YOUTUBE without videos and GOOGLE with no results.

• I am not Perfect. I make mistakes and I hurt people. But when I say SORRY I actually MEAN it.

• No one in this world is so busy. Their ego makes them busy & find no time to care others.

• The Reason, Why my parents dont allow me to play with doll is because they want to teach me from my childhood that GIRL’s are not Toys to Play with.

• Smile and let the whole world wonder why.

• We do not see the world as it is, we see it as we are.

• I can’t believe I am lucky enough to spend my life with you.

• Money is replaceable, time is not.

• Stop comparing yourself to others. You are you; nobody else could be you.

• It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other.

• Success seems to be connected with action. Successful men keep moving. They make mistakes but they do not quit.

• Laugh when you can, apologize when you should & let go of what you can’t change.

• Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them.

• No matter how much you hurt me, I just can’t hurt you back.

• Stay true to yourself b’coz there are very few people who will always be true to you.

• We do not remember days. We remember moments. So enjoy every moment.

• Lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other.

• Success does not come to you. You have to go to it.

• Woman is like a rose. When you treat her right she will bloom and if you don’t she wilts.

• Once you care about a person, it’s impossible to be logical about them anymore.

• If you can’t make it good. Atleast make it look good.

• Happiest people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything.

• When I am making a decision, I always try to follow my heart.

• The happiest couples never have same characters. They have the best understanding of their differences.

• I never stopped loving you, it’s just I stopped showing it.

• Today be thankful and think how rich you are. Your family is priceless, your time is gold and your health is wealth.

• Lets flip a coin, Head we will stay together and tails we will never leave each other.

• Mistakes are sometimes the best memories.

• Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you will start having positive results.

• There is always one person in a relationship who loves more, cries more, get hurt most and even forgives more.

• The best kind of relationship in the world is the one in which a sorry and a smile can make everything back to normal again.

• People say find good people & leave bad ones. But it should be find the good in people & ignore the bad in them. No one is perfect.

• Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there’s dream, there is hope and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living.

• I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they are not.

• My perfect day has nothing to do with the weather or what I’m doing. My perfect day is whenever I’m with you.

• A heartbreak is a blessing from God. It’s his way of telling that he saved you from the wrong one.

• Put your idea into action and you will succeed.

• Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

• Hugs were invited to let people know how much you love them without having to say anything.

• Even if we can’t be together in the end, I’m glad that you were a part of my life.

• Sometimes its the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.

• Time passes, memories fade, feelings change, people leave but hearts never forget.

• You might feel worthless to one person but you are priceless to another. Don’t ever forget your value.

• Sometimes the ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most.

• Everything in life can’t make you happy. Everything in a day can’t make you satisfied but there is one thing which makes you feel good … Thats the LOVE for you in someone’s eyes.

• An enemy, who is honest and shows his/her hate openly is better than a friend who is liar and putting you down secretly.

• It only takes one person to break your heart so when you pick your lover, choose the right one.

• Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.

• Be thankful for the bad things in life. They open your eyes to the good things you weren’t paying attention to before.

• Anyone who thinks that sunshine is pure happiness, has never danced in rain.

• God will never take anything away from you without giving you something so much better.

• Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and focus on what could go right.

• I am not as good as I should be, I am not as good as I could be but thank GOD I am better than I used to be.

• You never leave my mind even when I have a million things to worry about.

• It’s impossible to find somebody who will never make you cry. So get the next best thing, find someone who’s worth all the pain.

• Sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying.

• Sometimes the best thing that you can do is not think, not wonder, not imagine, not obsess. Just breathe and have faith that everything will work out for the best.

• Be with someone who knows exactly what they have when they have you. Not someone who will realize it.

• Just love, dont fall in love… Anything that falls gets broken…including Hearts.

• I don’t know where I stand with you and I don’t know what I mean to you, all I know is that every time I think of you all I wanna do is be with you.

• Work hard to get what you like, otherwise you will get forced to like what you get.

• Good times become good memories and bad times become good lessons.

• If you really love them, go for it because for every chance you throw away is another chance for them to be with someone else.

• A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

• The ones who give the best advice are usually the ones with the most problems.

• Standing alone doesn’t mean I am alone. It means I am strong enough to handle things all by myself.

• I love photos, because the best thing about it is that it never changes even when the person in it does.

• Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand.

• Often in life we forget the things we should remember and remember the things we should forget.

• Be happy, not b’coz everything is good but b’coz you can see the good side of everything.

• It’s amazing how you walked into my life and now I can’t even remember how I lived without you.

• Have faith that things will work out, maybe not how you planned but how it’s meant to be.

• A short conversation with you is much important to me than a long conversation with someone else.

• There are two ways of being RICH. One is to have all you want. The other is to be satisfied with what you have.

• Be very careful about what you think. Your thoughts run your life.

• I love people who can make me laugh, when I don’t even want to smile.

• It’s so amazing when someone comes to your life and you expect nothing out of it but suddenly you realize it’s everything you ever needed.

• Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows.

• Failure doesn’t come from falling down. Failure comes from not getting up.

• Want your relationship to last? Keep people out of your business.

• What you never did you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

• A good life is when you smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are for what you have.

• Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

• If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.

• Don’t count the things you have done for someone. Instead, count the number of times you felt better, coz you made them happy.

• It doesn’t matter how you look, what your weight is or how much makeup you put on. The right guy will love you for what’s inside.

• Success is a beautiful place, and only those who never give up will get the chance to be there.

• May joy and happiness accompny you throughout day and night. Wishing you a very good friday.

• I do believe that simple things really matter because even a simple misunderstanding could ruin everything.

• GOD wil never leave you empty. He will replace everything you lost. If he asks you to put something down, it’s because he wants you to pick up something greater.

• Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound.

• Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

• Whether it’s a friendship or relationship, all bonds are built on trust. Without it, you have nothing.

• Dream as you will live forever and live as you will die today.

• Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are.

• Don’t try to change people; Just love them! Love is what changes us.

• You may lose the people you have. You may lose the things you have. But no matter what happens …. Never lose yourself.

• My brain won’t let me stop thinking about you and my heart won’t let me stop wanting you.

• I dont know much about algebra but what I do know is you plus me equals forever.

• Everytime I think of you, I get the biggest smile on my face and you still don’t understand how much you mean to me.

• That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

• When you choose to see the good in others, you end up finding the good in yourself.

• Relationship is like a book, it takes few seconds to burn but years to write. So write it carefully n never let it burn.

• There are some things that money just can’t buy. Like manners, morals and integrity.

• Explaining why I love you is like explaining how water tastes “completely impossible”.

• Don’t treat people as bad as they are ….. treat them as good as you are.

• If what you see by the eye doesn’t please you, then close your eyes, and see from the heart.

• I would love to meet the teenage version of my parents :)

• It’s not the presence of someone that brings meaning to your life but its the way that someone touches your heart which gives your life a beautiful meaning.

• A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly heart.

• Everyday is a new chance to be a better person, to do good and correct past mistakes.

• Relationships are not an exam to pass or fail, or a competition to win or lose, but a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself.

• Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Lissten in such a way that others love to speak good to you.

• I agree it’s easy to cry and easy to die but its not easy to say goodbye.

• Silence is the best answer of all questions and smile is the best reaction in all situations.

• S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened

• If you want your children to turn out well, Spend twice as much TIME with them ,and half as much money.

• People will always wish you the best, and then hate you when you have it.

• I love those people who can make me laugh during those moments when I feel like I can’t even smile.

• When we are together or when we are apart, you are first in my thoughts and first in my heart.

• Some times in life we have to change our attitude to push ourselves into future.

• We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives. Some lessons are painful, some are painless. but, all are priceless.

• When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

• What God knows about me is more important than what others think about me.

• Everyone makes mistakes. If you can’t forgive others, don’t expect others to forgive you.

• Everyone has secrets. Everyone has wounds, some deeper than others. But not everyone has someone to heal them.

• Respect and Trust are two easiest things in life for someone to lose and the hardest things to get back.

• No matter how much you worry about the future it’s going to happen. So let it.

• It’s not the mistake that matters; It’s how you deal with it, what you learn from it, and how you apply that lesson to your life.

• Love is feeling both happy and sad at the same time: happy to have found someone special, sad that forever seems too short to be together.

• Never give up on something you really want. it’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.

• A wise person is one who understands and respects others point of view as well.

• Dear GOD, Please heal every wounded heart who are trying their best to smile ….. just to stop that wounded bleeding of past guilt and pain.

• Don’t be fooled by a sweet talker. Believe someone whose actions and mouth speak the same truths.

• One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together.

• Advice for the day: Don’t burn your bridges if you don’t have a boat!

• Life’s a stage and you only get one performance. Make it a good one.

• The past is where you learned the lesson. The future is where you apply the lesson. Don’t give up in the middle.

• A friend Is Someone Who knows All About You And Still Loves You.

• You feel lonely not when no one cares about you, but when someone you expect to care does not care about you.

• I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today, and I will smile tomorrow simply cause life is too short to cry for anything.

• My silence doesn’t mean I am ignoring you. I just love you so much that I hate fighting with you.

• All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

• The distance between me and happiness is the distance between you and me.

• Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment. That’s because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

• Friendship is like the relationship between the hand and the eyes. When the hand gets hurt, the eye cries and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears.

• You have to do what is right for you…. No one walks in your shoes.

• The most powerful message is the one you cannot hear nor speak, but see and experience.

• The purpose of prayer is not to receive what you asked for, but to strengthen your relationship with God.

• When we cannot laugh on one joke again and again, why do we cry thinking about one hurt again and again?

• Some people think I’m in depression, but I’m just realist in a depressing world.

• As We Embark On This Journey Of Life , We Must Be Able To Stay True To Ourselves

• The hard times make you realize the value of your happy moments.

• The number one reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have gotten.

• Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity

• If someone won’t lift a finger to call you, see you or spend Time with you… Then it’s time for you to lift five fingers and wwave Good Bye..

• Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.

• Lean to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.

• Good things comes to those who wait

• Working for a better tomorrow doesn’t mean putting off what’s important today.

• Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.

• To forgive is the highest, most beautiful form of love. In return, you will receive untold peace and happiness.

• Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems, silence is the way to avoid problems.

• It doesn’t matter who hurt you or broke you down .. What matters is who made you smile again

• The struggle you’re in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow.

• The art of being happy is to be satisfied with what you have..

• Don’t Let Little Stupid Things Break Your Happiness!!

• Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.

• A simple good night/good morning text means a lot by people who mean a lot to you.

• Best part of your Life comes only once.

• I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people

• Loving the people that are good too me, and ignoring the ones that don’t!

• Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.

• A man is great by Deeds, not by birth

• I Never dreamed about success I worked for it.

• Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

• We came equals into this world, and equals shall we go out of it.

• Always remember, you are special!

• God has solutions to problems you don’t even know about yet.

• A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong.

• Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

• A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.

• The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That’s the one.

• Every new idea that comes everyday is a new door towards success or failure, so pray hard before you open any door in your life.

• That awkward moment when I hated when someone is suddenly always nice to you, and you do not know how to react.

• I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

• Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

• A positive attitude gives you power over your circumstances instead of your circumstances having power over you.

• Always spend your valuable time with your self…

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• If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it’s one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!

• When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

• slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.

• Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

• You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

• Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.

• Best friends listen to what you don’t say..

• Dance like no one’s going to put it on youtube.

• Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

• Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.

• In 2013 I’m going to sit back, watch the movie 2012 and laugh..

• Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

• The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition…there are no other copies!

• When they ask me what I liked best, I`ll tell them it was you.

• everyone calls you by your name, but only one person can make it sound special.

• Smiling does make it a little bit better.

• You`ve got two choices; you can either sit and cry, or spread your wings and fly.

• If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

• I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

• Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.

• Every rule has an exception, especially this one.

• Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

• War doesn’t determine who’s right, it determines who’s left.

• A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

• Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has problems. Some people just know how to deal with it in a best way.

• Relationship with GOD is the best relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will turn out fine.

• I know GOD has bigger & better plans for me than I have for myself.

• Adjustment with right people is always better than argument with wrong ones.

• Everything will change and it is going to be beautiful and better then ever before.

• Bad attitude is like a flat tyre. You can’t reach anywhere until you change it.

• The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching.

• Hurt me with the TRUTH but never comfort me with a LIE.

• Save me, I’m drowning in a sea of love!

• When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

• Be the one who everyone wants, not the one who everyone’s had.

• People tellin me I changed, that’s exactly what I’m gettin so I’ll never be the same.

• Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

• Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently.

• People wait until they have enough time to do what they dream. It is 99% sure it will still be a dream at the end of the life.

• The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.

• Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity

• Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

• I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wifi internet.

• Press the star below and watch it glow..

• Sometimes it’s not the song that makes you emotional, It’s the people & things that come to your mind when you hear it .

• Sometimes the most important life lessons are the ones we end up learning the hard way.

• Everybody says, mistake is the first step of success but the real fact is correction of mistake is the first step of success.

• When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I miss you.

• Relationship is not holding hands while you understand eachother. Its about having lots of misunderstandings & still not leaving each other’s hand.

• Strong people stand up for themselves. Strogner people stand up for others.

• Life can be happier & stress free if we have all that we desire. But time will give us all that we deserve.

• Whenever you don’t understand what’s happening in your life, just close your eyes, take a deep breath and say… GOD I know it is your plan, just help me through it.

• Don’t worry about people that are in your past, there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future.

• Now a days people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

• 10% of conflict is due to difference of opinion. 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice.

• It’s not being in love that makes me happy. It’s being in love with you that makes me happy.

• If you dont build your dreams, someone will hire you to build theirs.

• We always ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.

• When someone says they have a question to ask, you think of all the bad things you have done recently.

• If you want to fly with eagles than stop swimming with ducks.

• A good understanding comes only after a long war between two hearts.

• There are two ways to get everyone to hate you. Either do something wrong or do something really right.

• Making me happy doesn’t require a lot of effort. Actually your presence is just enough.

• The one who falls and gets up is much stronger than the one who never fell.

• Only difference between good day and a bad day is your attitude.

• Don’t feel bad if someone rejects you, People usually reject expensive things because they can’t afford them.

• One of the biggest flaws of people are pretending to be blind to their own mistakes but do not pretend deaf towards the mistakes of others.

• I don’t care how many people are in the world BUT I only want you.

• The longest you hide your feelings for someone, the more you fall for them.

• You can learn so much from your mistakes. So don’t regret them learn from them.

• It doesn’t matter how nice you are, as soon as you leave the room there’s always going to be someone who talk about you.

• The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through the hard times and laugh with you after the hard times pass.

• Race can not be won by accelerating on top gear but It can be won only by changing the right gear on right time.

• Go for someone whose not only proud and glad to have you, but will also take every risk and effort just to be with you.

• If you keep your eyes, mind, and heart open…love, kindness, intelligence and wisdom will enter.

• No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness, no one notices your pain but they all notice your mistakes.

• Never say good-bye because good-bye means going away, and going away means forgetting.

• The most elastic element of the world is TIME; It maximizes the minutes when we are missing someone special and minimises the hours when we are with someone special.

• When I tell you “I love you” I don’t say it as a habit. I say it to remind you that you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

• If you don’t hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.

• Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.

• You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel.

• Everyone has that one little secret, that no one, not even your best friend, know about you.

• You can’t always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.

• I have learned that sometimes sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.

• The only people I need in my life are the ones who need me in theirs even when I have nothing else to offer them but myself.

• Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything or do anything in particular, but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about.

• There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind.

• Distance should not be a factor in a relationship but communication, trust and commitment should be.

• The past is your lesson. The present is your gift. The future is your motivation.

• Live in such a way, that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it.

• Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can do what others can’t.

• Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

• Don’t waste your time with explainations. People only hear what they want to hear.

• Being single is a good feeling, no drama and no heartaches. But sometimes it gets lonely and you miss that feeling of being taken.

• Many people have told me that I have changed but the truth is I think I’ve just found myself.

• Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.

• Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.

• Relationship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stand the more difficult is to leave & even if you leave, you leave your footprints behind.

• Be happy. Not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.

• Heart is the greatest cheater in this world because it makes thousands of different excuses to stay in touch with the person you love.

• I’m not looking for someone who has everything but someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.

• Remember that your greatest talent is so much more powerful than your biggest fear.

• A relationship with no arguments, is a relationship with a lot of secrets.

• I wonder how many people I have looked at all my life and never seen.

• May be it’s true, may be we dont know what we have untill we have lost it. But may be it’s also true that we don’t know what we are missing until we find it.

• God give me strength to accept the things I can’t change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

• Never compare your journey with someone else’s. Your journey is your journey not a competition.

• Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens.

• If you love someone, show them. Because you could soon find yourself watching them walk out the door. Words mean nothing but actions mean everything

• WHY Worry? If you have done the very best you can, worrying won’t make it any better.

• If you want to be successful you must respect one rule, never let failure take control of you.

• Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.

• Relations are like electric currents. Wrong connection will give you shocks throughout your life but the right ones light up your life.

• They ignore you now, but they will need you later.

• You don’t get to choose when or who you meet, but you do get to choose who you hold on to.

• I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

• When GOD pushes you to the edge of difficulty trust him fully because two things can happen. Either he will catch you when you fall, or he will teach you how to fly.

• Good Time + Crazy Friends = Amazing Memories

• Dear God, thanks for everything. Because without you …… I am nothing.

• My phone is like my lover. It’s the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night.

• If you are giving your all to one person and it’s not enough, you are giving it to the wrong person.

• Don’t change your originality for the sake of others b’coz no one else can play your role better than you.

• Disappointments are just God’s way of saying “I’ve got something better.” Be patient, live life, have faith.

• Best Friends: Make the bad times good and the good times unforgettable.

• Love the one who understands your tears, not the one who creates them.

• A man is not rewarded for having a brain but for using it well.

• If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls and even if he picks the most beautiful he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the remaining NINETY NINE and Women says… men don’t have feelings.

• It isn’t the size of the gift that matters, but the size of the heart that gives it.

• I don’t know why people are more interested in other people’s life than their own.

• It hurts when someone you really trust lets you down.

• Don’t loose hope. You don’t know what tomorrow brings.

• There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.

• At the end of each day be grateful for another day of life and for the next one on its way.

• In reality, no one cares, they’re just curious.

• Never regret a single moment of the journey. If it wasn’t your destination, it was preparation.

• People say: never expect anything in return from anyone but the truth is when we really LOVE someone, we naturally EXPECT a little care from them.

• When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.

• Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you were not ready.

• When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name.

• When you fall in love with someone’s personality, everything about that person tends to become beautiful.

• I don’t know how people can fake whole relationships.. I can’t even fake a hello to somebody I don’t like.

• It is not length of life, but depth of life. Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.

• That awkward moment when you think someone is talking to you, but they are actually talking on the phone.

• Most people don’t think I’m as old as I am until they hear me stand up.

• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

• The only thing that could stop me from taking selfies is a photo of what I look like taking selfies.

• When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight… to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.

• Decided to make a life altering decision today… When I think of it I’ll let you know

• People leave you out in the cold and get mad when you learn how to get warm by yourself.

• Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

• All my life I thought air was free…… until I bought a bag of chips.

• Ever wondered why need to pee intensifies when you are unlocking the door?

• Of Course I talk to myself, because sometimes I need Expert Advice.

• Don’t be afraid to fail because only through failure do you learn to succeed.

• Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the false friend that hugs you. Careful who you trust don’t be naive.

• Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.

• It’s always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.

• I wonder if I know the person who I am going to marry.

• That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life anymore.

• Everytime I think of you, I get the biggest smile on my face and you still don’t understand how much you mean to me.

• Respect peoples feelings. Even if it doesn’t mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

• Human beings are very strange. They have ego of their knowledge but, they don’t have knowledge of their ego.

• I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.

• Time is precious. Waste it wisely

• Curosity killed the cat, but I was suspect for a while

• My favorite mythical creature: A Honest Politician.

• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

• The longer the title the less important the job.

• It’s usually the ones with the dirtiest hands pointing the fingers.

• Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :P

• Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears.

• You can either be right, or you can be the husband.

• I learn something new every day that I didn’t want to know.

• Nowadays, the average child has four parents.

• If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

• I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

• I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

• God died for our sins, so if you don’t sin god died for nothing.

• I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?

• so the oil leak finally stopped,way to go Obama..took you long enough

• I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.

• Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.

• I like to name my iPod ‘Titanic’ so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ i click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.