Good Morning Status

• There are no “bad” days, only inconveniences. Everyday is good for something.

• Morning Peeps! Y’all have a good day!

• GOOD MORNING ! It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood ! EVERYONE, get out there and share your beautiful smile with the world.

• Just want to give a shout out, a hug, some dap, a high 5, a pound, handshake, a pat on the back, a kiss, some love and a good morning to you Facebook.

• Good morning all.. it’s time to greet the day.. make the best of it come rain or shine.

• Good morning friends! Wait, what the hell am I doing up this early??

• It’s a good day today I woke up all by myself without anyone screaming at me to wake up, the phone didn’t ring, and no alarm! yep great day.

• Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.

• My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

• I wake up smiling because u have been in my dreams and i go to bed with that same smile because u have been on my mind all day..

• Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

• There are no “bad” days, only inconveniences. Everyday is good for something.

• Good morning friends, Wait, what the hell am I doing up this early??

• Good morning God, Thanks for the wake-up call.

• Fresh coffee in my cup and my FB page is up, look at that, i already achieved all my goals for the day..

• Mission one accomplished, I woke up…

• Every morning take a good look at yourself in the mirror and say I am going to have a great day! Yes I can do it, and I will let nobody steal my joy..

• Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress you.

• It’s morning and I may have to rise, but I don’t have to shine.

• May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace.

• I’m awake. Coffee: check, Cigarette: check. You may approach now.

• If you know what to do to reach your goal, it’s not a big enough goal.

• Be resolute in your goals, but flexible in your tactics.

• May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night.

• I feel sorry for those who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they’re going to feel all day.

• A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.

• Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

• I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my dearest. What a lovely way to start my day!

• No matter how long have you slept … You always want those 5 MINUTES in the Morning.

• Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up!

• Every morning you have two choices, continue your sleep with dreams or wake up and chase ur dreams. Choice is Your. GOOD MORNING

• My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

• GOOD MORNING to all of my fb friends and family! I hope today’s a GREAT day, full of smiles, laughter & blessings, Don’t hide the sunshine inside you.

• How can anyone not like mornings? God gave you another day, Get up, give him your worries and enjoy the day!

• 3 steps to have a great morning; open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Morning.

• Good Morning! If nobody has told you they love you YET today let me be the FIRST I love you! Have a blessed day..

• My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

• When you wake up you have two choices, It’s either you sleep again and continue to dream or Stand up and make your dreams real.

• My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

• Good Morning, people. Feeling a “GOOD DAY” comin on here…

• Good beautiful morning! I feel a fabulous day coming on..

• I’m in love with my bed, we’re perfect for each other! But my alarm clock just doesn’t seem to want us together!

• Good morning is a contradiction of terms…

• It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

• So simple is to live; So simple is to love; So simple is to smile, So simple is to win, So simply Good morning.

• The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.

• Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello….

• Mornings would be better if I woke up next to you. Good Morning

• 3 steps to have a great morning, open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Morning :)

• One kind word can change someone’s entire day. Good Morning and have a good day.

• It’s really nice to wake up in the morning realizing that GOD has given you another day to live. Good Morning

• Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you. Good morning sweet heart, have a wonderful day.

• I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning and Have a good day.

• Every morning, every moment always remember that our God is a GOD OF LOVE. Good Morning

• A morning text does not only mean good morning. It also means, I think about you when I wake up.

• May you begin this day and every day with a smile on your face. Good Morning

• 3 things you can’t recover in life. The MOMENT after it’s missed, The WORD after it’s said and the TIME after it’s wasted. Good Morning

• Bad Attitude is like a flat tyre. You cannot reach anywhere until you change it. Good Morning.

• Good morning friends … Wait … what the hell m I doing up this early?

• Dont forget to pray today, because God didnt forget to wake you up this morning. Good Morning

• A morning text doesn’t only mean Good morning. It also means I think about you when I wake up.

• Did you feel a little warm in the morning? I sent you warm hugs in my thoughts. Good morning and have a wonderful day.

• Morning would be great if it didn’t come so early in the day.

• New day new blessing. Don’t let yesterdays failures ruin the beauty of today, because each day has its own promise of love and joy. GOOD MORNING

• Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.

• One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, Someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! Good Morning

• Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for.

• A sweeter smile, a brighter day, hope everything turns out great for you today. Good Morning

• Good morning my friends. It’s a new day and I hope things get better. For this I did pray, may all of your problems be out on their way on this bright morning that starts this new day.

• Today I pray for you a heart free of sadness, a mind free of worries, a life full of gladness, a body free of illness & a day full of God’s blessings. Good Morning

• The best feeling: When you wake up at 5am and realize you still have more hours to sleep.

• Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.

• No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one. Good Morning

• Today ask GOD what you deserve not what you desire. Desiring in an earthly thing. Blessing is what you deserve. Good Morning

• My bed and I have a special relationship. We are perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.

• Everyday we wake up is another blessing. Follow your dreams and don’t let anyone stop you.

• Morning is a wonderful blessing, either sunny or stormy. It stands for hope … giving us another start of what we call life.

• Wishing you a day as sunny as your smile, as warm as your heart, a day as wonderful as you are. Good Morning

• When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breath, to think, to enjoy, to love. Good Morning and have a good day.

• A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated. So here’s a big smile just for you. Good morning

• Wake up! it’s morning time with cheerful moments. Wishing you a very happy good morning. Have a good day!

• Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.

• The way you start your day can affect your whole day… Begin it with a smile, calmness of mind, coolness of emotions and a heart filled with gratitude. Good Morning

• “Good Morning” May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to…

• Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped :)

• Every morning the way you take me in your arms that makes my day special. Good Morning

• Every day is the start of something beautiful. Good Morning

• You and i welcome the new day with smile embrace the joy and happinesss enjoy our day to fullest!!

• Good Morning Wishing you a day full of joyful moments…

• Good Morning! Wishing you a day full of love and peace!!

• What a beautiful day it is… A very good morning to all my near and dear ones!!

• May you begin this day and every day with a smile on your face. Good Morning

• No matter how bad you think your life, wake up each day and be thankful for what you have. Someone somewhere is fighting just to survive. Good Morning

• Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. ♥♥ Good Morning ♥♥

• Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.

• I will say yes to all the good things that come my way…

• Faith makes all things possible.. love makes all things easy…have a good day!!!

• Like the sunshine in the morning, may this brighten your day, and remind you that you’re thought of in a very warm way.

• Every Morning Is A Symbol Of Rebirth Of Our Life So Forget All Yesterdays Bad Moments And Make Today Beautiful…… >>>GUD MORNING

• Seriously …….. Our mornings are awesome when we see the text from the person we really care for.

• Every morning you have two choices, continue your sleep with dreams or wake up and chase ur dreams. GOOD MORNING

• There are millions of ways to express love and as I learn them, you will feel more and more blessed. Good Morning.

• May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my Love.

• Wake up each day and be thankful for life. Good Morning.

• Did you feel a little warm in the morning? I sent you warm hugs in my thoughts! Good morning and have a wonderful day.

• Don’t start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every morning we wake up is the first day of the rest of our life.

• Good Morning! If nobody has told you they love you YET today let me be the FIRST I love you! Have a blessed day..

• Good morning star shine, the Earth says hello….

• I’m not a morning person, don’t pull my covers off. Good Morning

• Good Morning! This day belongs to you! Make it everything you want it to be! Enjoy and have an awesome day!

• Every new day is another chance to change your life. Do not miss this moment!

• A morning does not only mean a good morning, It also means that i think about u when i wake up.

• Wake up! it’s morning time with cheerful moments. Best Morning Statuses!

• Without me, my coffee is useless. Good Morning My Friends!

• My real smile comes when i am with you Darling…

• Every new day is a chance to change your life…Good Morning!!

• From mornign first light to evening’s last star, always remember how special you are!!

• Every morning reminds me of all the wrong dreams i had been chasing all my life until i found The right one. you…

• Good Morning friends and families Blessings to you and your always Have a good ay and God Bless…

• Good morning A special cofee for you, mixed with love and affestion. have a beautiful day!

• paience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude (and my mouth shut) while waiting!

• Good morning everybody! Remember you are beautiful because God never makes mistakes Good Morning!!

• Good Morning friends have a blessed day!!

• Add life to your days not days to your life… Good Morning!

• Love the life you live; Live teh life you love… Good Morning!!

• Never pretend to a love which you don’t actually feel for, love is not ours to command..

• Start you day with smile make every moment worthwhile enjoy every moment of everday!!

• Good Morning wishing you a day full of joyful moments.

• Good Morning and have a good day.

• Good morning! There’s nothing like a hug to get you through the day.

• You can wake up and say “Good Morning, God” or “Good God, it’s morning”

• Add life to your days not days to your life… Good Morning!

• Wake up each day and be thankful for LIFE. Good Morning!

• I’d like my mornings better if my mornings started with you.

• Start every day with a smile And get it over with W.C.Field.

• I could be a morning person . . . if morning happened at NOON!!!

• A night kiss brightens the day, & a good morning to start your day!

• Good morning! There’s nothing like a hug to get you through the day.

• Just the thought of you brightens up my morning.

• Think about the future, let your life rapture. Good Morning!

• Nothing is impossible when God is on your side. Good morning.

• Good morning! There’s nothing like a hug to get you through the day.

• Add life to your days not days to your life… Good Morning!

• Usually I have good mood in the mornings, until I start meeting people.

• It is a good day I woke up alone, without anyone yelling at me to wake up, the phone rang, and no alarm! yep great day.

• Opportunities will knock on your door every morning. But if you keep sleeping they will simply pass you by. Good morning.

• Strong People Don’t Put Others Down They Lift Them Up……… % GOOD MORNING

Famous Facebook Status

• Love and the gentle heart are but the same thing.

• Communism is like prohibition – it’s a good idea, but it won’t work.

• Remember the five simple rules to be happy, Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

• The greatest gift you can give to a special someone is your TIME. Its like you’re giving the portion of your life that you can never bring back.

• There are 4 things you can never recover, The stone..after the throw. The word..after it’s said. The occasion..after it’s missed. The time..after it’s gone.

• We cannot change yesterday, and we cannot predict tomorrow, but we can live today. So be alive. Never let one day pass by without a smile.

• Through dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own.

• Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people, one who can trust and one who can understand.

• People who like to judge and throw accusations around are really just trying hard to cover up their own issues and insecurities.

• Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.

• You can’t be late until you show up.

• Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

• Don’t just wait. Make it happen.

• There’s three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way and the way I want it done.

• Love distils desire upon the eyes, love brings bewitching grace into the heart.

• People say that love is in every corner, gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..

• Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight of recognition.

• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

• But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever.

• Love is a beautiful dream.

• Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

• There is no heaven like mutual love.

• True love is when you cant describe in words what you like about him.

• All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.

• Love the heart that hurts you but never the heart that loves you.

• A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

• Dreams are like stars…you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.

• Have you ever looked back at the past and realized you were such an idiot?

• The thought of being with you tomorrow gives me the strength to go on today.

• There are two kinds of secrets. Those we keep from others. And those we hide from ourselves.

• Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

• Only by going too far can one possibly find out how far one can go.

• The past was never a mistake if you learned from it.

• Respect is not a given right, nor can it be demanded. It is earned..

• Never get upset, always get “UP” and “SET” yourself.

• Haters are not born, they are made.

• A good plan is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

• Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.

• I love haters, they’re my biggest fans They make me famous

• All you do is sit on Facebook all day” Lies. I sit on the chair.

• Fools use tomorrow. Wise use today.

• A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

• Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks, not in what they say, just in what they are.

• It’s very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but it’s very difficult to get hurt and say it’s OK.

• Just b’coz you miss someone, doesn’t mean you need them back in your life. Missing is just a part of moving on.

• I just want to have a place in your heart like you have a place in mine.

• Don’t let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world :)

• Why waste your time getting hurt by someone when theres someone else out there waiting to make you happy.

• Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.

• A man has 2 options in a relationship: Either stand up and be the man she needs OR sit down so that she can see the man behind you.

• Never give up on someone you can’t go a day without thinking about.

• Never give up on what matters the most to you. Keep fighting for what you want.

• You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

• RESPECT : You give it …. You get it.

• If a guy treats you like a princess then he surely wants to be your prince.

• I thought of you again today …………..

• Dont think of the things you did not get after praying. Think of the unlimited blessings God gave you without asking.

• A tongue has no bones but it’s really strong enough to break a heart.

• I may not be there yet but Im closer than I was yesterday

• There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.

• What you get in life is what you have the courage to ask for.

• If youre willing to chase me, I promise to run slow.

• 3 things you can’t recover in life: the word after its said, the moment after its missed and the time after its gone.

• I want a cute relationship where we can laugh, play, cuddle all day long and just be damn happy together.

• I don’t like to share my personal life. It wouldn’t be personal if I shared it.

• No and Yes are the Words which need a long thought. Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late.

• We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

• Sometimes, no matter how much faith we have, we lose people. But you never forget them and sometimes, it’s those memories that give us the strength to go on.

• I never dream of having a perfect relationship, but I always dream of having a long time relationship for a lifetime.

• I’m not gonna change for anyone. I don’t care what people think, because I am me, and proud of it.

• Most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with, instead of finding someone worth waking up to.

• Might be our education system is making good engineers and good doctors but need for good human being is required the most.

• Sometimes its not the song that makes you emotional. Its the people & things that come to your mind, when you hear it.

• Anyone can make you happy by doing something special but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything.

• I don’t care if it’s not a perfect relationship, I just want it to be real.

• The past is like using your rear view mirror in the car, its good to glance back and see how far you have come, but if you stare too long you will miss what’s right in front of you.

• In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do, is find a username that isn’t taken.

• The problem is not a problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?

• Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird… it still looks cute.

• Make a relation with someone, who is not only proud to have you but will take every risk to be with you.

• As long as there is someone in the sky to protect me, there is no one on the earth who could break me.

• Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

• The problem with the world is that, people think happiness comes from someone else.

• When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far, and no one can ever tear them apart.

• No matter how much it hurts right now, one day you will look back and realize it changed your life for the better.

• Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.

• Never try to dominate the one who says sorry to you for their mistake because they understand, you are more important than their ego.

• Talking about our problems is our greatest addiction, break habit, talk about your joys.

• I don’t exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.

• Sometimes you have to be your own hero b’coz sometimes the people you can’t live without can live without you.

• Sometimes removing some people out of your life makes room for better people.

• Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things.

• Waiting until your parents are in good mood before asking them for something you want.

• When something bad happens you have three choices, you can either let it define you, let it destroy you or let it strengthen you.

• No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.

• May be it’s not always about trying to fix something broken. May be it’s about starting over and creating something better.

• One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

• “Be strong” a phrase that’s easy to say but a hard thing to do when you are broken.

• Most of problems in life are b’coz of two reasons: We act without thinking or we keep thinking without acting.

• The secrets of happiness is to count your blessings while others are adding up their troubles.

• No matter what happens to us, everyday spent with you is the best day of my life.

• Sometimes love won’t make sense in the beginning, but if it’s true, it’ll work out in the end, and that’s what makes it so beautiful.

• If A Guy Treats You Like A Princess Then He Surely Wants To Be Your Prince…

• You are the only person who can decide whether you can or can’t do something.

• Being honest may not always get you many friends, but it’ll always get you the right ones.

• Refuse to lower your standards to accommodate those who refuse to raise theirs.

• If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.

• Authority, power and wealth donot change a person. They unveil his true face.

• Violence and arms can never resolve the problems of men.

• Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors, and fight battles that nobody knows.

• Sometimes I keep my feelings to myself because it’s hard for someone else to understand them.

• Funny but true ..If you love truly, You will die daily.. But If you flirt truly, You will enjoy daily.

• Respect and trust are two easiest thing in life for someone to lose and the hardest things to get back.

• Your life is the fruit of your own doing. You have no one to blame but yourself.

• Remember, people can’t read your mind, but they can definitely read your face.

• God only gives three answers to prayer: 1. ‘Yes’ 2. ‘Not yet.’ 3. ‘I have something better in mind.

• The unhappiest people in the world are those who care the most about what other people think.

• Trust the one who can see SORROW behind your smile, LOVE behind your anger and REASON behind your silence.

• A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me. Well that’s a sign of good taste.

• Sometimes best thing to say is nothing. Some people are not even worth your words.

• Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

• Life is like a coin. You can spend it however you wish….. But you only get to spend it once.

• As you start this new journey in life, may every day hold wonderful shared experiences! Wish you a very joyous and blissful married life!

• A man has 2 options in a relationship: Either stand up and be the man she needs OR sit down so that she can see the man behind you.

• There is no heaven like mutual love.

• when it comes to making a big change in your life, you have to want it more than you fear it.

• A wise person will learn from others experience. A fool will not even learn from their own experience!!!

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• A wise person will learn from others experience. A fool will not even learn from their own experience

• The friendships of the world are oft confederacies in vice, or leagues of pleasures

• May you have all the the answers to the questions posed to you in life or in the exams! Best wishes for success and excellence in all your endeavours!

• Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching…

• You aren’t wealthy until you have something money can’t buy.

• Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

• The Value of a man is not measured by what he does for himself to make his life easier, But, measured by what he does for others to make their lives easier.

• A bridge of silver wings stretches from the dead ashes of an unforgiving nightmare to the jeweled vision of a life started anew.

• Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

• you don’t need to attend every argument you are invited to..

• Today will never come again be a blesssing be a friend. Encourage someone take time to care. let your words heal, and not wound..

• Great good things come to those who wait Don’t.

• I’m selfish impatient and a little insecure i make mistakes i am out of control & at times hard to handle but if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you absolutely dont’t deserve me at my best…

• Sometimes a little thing you do gives happiness to someone. So never stop doing little things.

• Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

• “I would want my legacy to be that I was a great son, father and friend.” Dante Hall

• Don’t fear the enemy who attacks you but the fake friend who hugs you.

• Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

• You can’t grow if you are still struck in the past . Let it go and move on.

• There is no reason to be sad and to worry about anything if we will only put our trust to our mighty God. Solution to our problems are just one prayer away.

• Always pray to have eyes that see the best, a heart that forgives the wrost, a mind that forgets the bad, & a sul that never loses faith…

• Don’t waste your words on people who deserve you silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all..

• To be rich is not what you have in yoru back account but hwat you have in your heart…

• The most memorable people in your life will be the ones who loved you when you weren’t very lovable..

• Some people can be mean and treat you poorly. Don’t take it personally. It says nothing about you but a lot about them..

• When you are truly comfortable in your own skin, not everyone will like you, but you won’t care about it on bit!

• Today will never come again Be a blessing be a friend Encourage someone.. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound…

• God give us people to love and things to use, not things to love and people to use…

• When people hurt you, think of them like a sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you but in the end you end up polished & they end up useless..

• Sometimes i keep my feelings to myself because it’s hard for someone to understand…

• To be rich is not what you have in your back account, but what you have in your heart….

• I learned to give not because i have many… but because i know exactly how it feels to have mothing…

• Don’t mind criticism. If it is untrue, disregard it. If it is unfair, Keep from irritation. It if is ignorant, smile. If it is justified, learn from it….

• Never give up everyone has bad days. Pick yourself up and keep going.

• Never give up on someone you can’t go a day without thinking about.

• Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

• Sometimes removing some people out of your life makes room for better people.

• A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

• Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

• In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.

• Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry.

• No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

• I’m not popular, but I have good friends.

• If people have a problem with u…always remember…it is THEIR problem ;)

• life is too short …smile while you still have teeth!

• Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does :-)

• What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck

• May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me…

• When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look.

• Appreciate every day of your life. Good days give you happiness, bad days give you experience, and the worst days give you lessons.

• I know why hug feels so good. Its because two hearts are never closer than when two people hug.

• It’s tough when someone special starts to ignore you, it’s even tougher to pretend that you don’t mind.

• Communism is like prohibition – it’s a good idea, but it won’t work

• Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone. Don’t stress about the future, it hasn’t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful;-)

Girls And Boys Status

• Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

• Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.

• Life is like mario bro’s, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess.

• You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.

• Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

• Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

• Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, Im saving this girl for someone special.

• Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

• I have a Date tonight, Woot Woot! (of course its with the couch, pillow and TV Remote, but its still a date. Right?)

• So you wanna date me? Please submit the following: Copy of drivers licence & SS card, current pay stub, clean drug test & std screen. Otherwise don’t bother.

• Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.

• Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

• Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.

• Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.

• I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.

• A man does not ask a woman to marry him because he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He asks her to marry him because he DOES NOT want to spend the rest of his life WITHOUT her.

• If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

• Never go back to your EX. It’s like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.

• Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I’m better off without you!

• I miss my amazing one of a kind boyfriend.

• Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

• To ex boyfriend, No, I’m not jealous, I know what she’s getting.

• Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

• Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.

• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

• Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of bad girls.

• Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who’ll stay true to her!

• A woman is already halfway in love with any man who listens to him.

• There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle aged.

• Girls Theory “Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero & React DOUBLE”

• Girls are like internet domain names…… The ones I like are already taken.

• I wanna be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced.

• Love is the whole history of a woman’s life, it is but an episode in a man’s.

• WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

• God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.

• That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.

• Girls, the second you stop chasing him is the second he’ll start chasing you.

• When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she’ll love it.

• Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I have seen.

• Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

• Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

• I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we are really not that different, me and you.

• Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

• According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.

• A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

• Respect her like your mother, protect her like your daughter & love her like your wife.

• Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.

• Girl does not need to tell how she feels, Its written all over the way she behaves whe you are around.

• when a girl asks a guy to listen a song, its because the lyrics are all the words she’s afraid to say.

• Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.

• To boy, girls are just city buses. There’s another one every five minutes.

• Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.

• Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, Girls

• I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens:)

• If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

• Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday :)

• If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.

• This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.

• I Like to study …. arithmetic, NO …. world history, NO …. chemistry, NO …. GIRLS, YES!!!

• Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

• Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

• Boys are great, Every girl should have one.

• No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She’s a girl, and you have to respect that.

• Every girl wants to mean something to somebody. All it takes is a little text to show her she’s on your mind.

• Too many teenagers are worried about love and finding it. This is the time to find yourself, who you really are and what you want to be.

• Don’t cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you. B’coz girls give and forgive but boys get and forget.

• Girl: Why my name on your facebook status in every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind.

• If you have a good boyfriend, don’t make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.

• A true lady doesn’t demand, she thanks and true man doesn’t promise, he commit’s.

• Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile, even when she doesn’t want to.

• A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.

• Sometimes, the happiest girl you know is the girl who goes through a lot hard things in life.

• Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

• When a girl is silent, she’s either over thinking, falling apart, tired of waiting, crying inside or all of the above.

• When a girl is quiet and does not talk a word that’s when she needs you the most.

• The problem of being a good guy … Its that the bad ones get the girls.

• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl’s smile. Would you smile for me today?

• A girl doesn’t need to tell you how she feels. Its written all over the way she behaves when you are around.

• I’m his first and last. He is my one and only.

• Two dangerous weapons in this world! Girl’s SMILE and her TEARS! These things make a man to do anything. Agree?

• A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

• When a girl is silent, she’s either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all of the above.

• Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.

• When a girl is in LOVE, you can see it in her smile and when a boy is in LOVE, you can see it in his eyes.

• Tell her she’s beautiful, not HOT. she’s a girl not a cup of tea.

• Getting a lot of girls is not something to be proud of, keeping one is.

• Girls have a bad habit of holding on for too long & guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.

• The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she’s in your heart and on your mind.

• A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

• Show her you LOVE her when you have her, not when she finds someone better because you didn’t treat her right.

• I’m not one in a million kind of girls. I’m once in a lifetime kind of woman.

• A woman brought you into this world. Therefore you have no right to disrespect one.

• A woman wants a man to protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife and respect her like a mother.

• No girl believes she’s beautiful. Until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is. This is our duty as guys. Making ladies realize their beauty.

• Silence is a girls loudest cry. You know she’s really hurt when she starts ignoring you.

• Love is a form of amneia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world.

• Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.

• Treat your girl every day the same as you used to do when you were in the process of getting her.

• Don’t play with a woman’s heart. Why mislead a good woman if you know you are not going to love her the way she deserves to be loved.

• If you treat her the same way you treat others, how is she supposed to know that she is special to you?

• Wait for the boy who will do anything to be your everything.

• In every girl’s life there is a boy she will never forget. In every boy’s life there is a girl he can never get.

• If you are not treating her/him right, don’t be mad when someone else steps in and does your job.

• Boys think of girls like books. If the cover does not catch their eyes, they won’t bother to read whats inside.

• Every girl needs a best friend to help her laugh when she thinks she’ll never smile again.

• Watching a horror movie and thinking: No don’t kill him! Hes hot.

• If you have to convince someone you are right for them, then maybe they are not right for you.

• Girls who think ”A lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers ;)

• Behind every untrusting girl, is a boy who lied, cheated, broke his promises to her.

• Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

• A man has two options in a relation. Either stand up and be the man she needs or sit down, so she can see the man behind you.

• Sometimes the girl thats been there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for her.

• Fact about boys: They may be flirting all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

• Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess.

• She likes him, he likes her. Everyone knows, except them.

• Girls are not toys.. you can’t just drop them when you get boared.

• In every girl’s heart there is a sea of secrets she wont ever let you swim in.

• Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you are proud to have her.

• We all have that one look we give to our friends when someone attractive walks by.

• Every girl is an angel. Don’t waste time in selecting unique. Instead spend time in understanding them.

• She can be your best friend, worst enemy, real bitch or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.

• Girls with the prettiest smiles, always seem to tell the saddest stories.

• Girl: I hate it when you act like I don’t mean anything to you. Boy: I hate it when you act like you don’t know that you mean everything to me.

• Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

• A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age. However a good woman will always be a good woman.

• Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile.

• Dear Girls … Guys don’t get hints. You have to be straight forward.

• Girls who have more guys as friends than girls, go through less depression and anxiety.

• A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to waer. 2. No room for all the clothes.

• Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

• Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.

• Girls can survive without a boyfriend but they can’t survive without a best friend.

• It’s a man’s job to respect women but its a woman’s job to give him something to respect.

• I was only a time pass in your life but one day you will realise that the time that you passed with me was the most beautiful time you have ever spend.

• A smile is the most beautiful curve on a womans body.

• That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

• The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.

• Don’t be a woman that needs a man …. Be a woman a man needs.

• Facebook is like girls, once you understand them they change.

• Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?

• Every girl deserves a guy who will ruin her lipstick. Not one who will ruin her mascara.

• Tell a girl she’s beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she’ll never forget.

• If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her.

• Be the reason why she smiles every morning, not the reason why she cries every night.

• Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her.

• I’m the type of girl.. who will burst out laughin at that happend yesterday…

• Tell a girl she’s beautiful she’ll believe it for a moment tell a girl she’s ugly she’ll believe it for a lifetime….

• if you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart not his money if you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul not her body…!!!

• Good Girls are made of sugar and spice… My girls are made of vodka and ice…

• ”The annoying Thing About Someone Breaking Your Heart Is the FACT That YOU still LOVE them”

• Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.

• I think a woman should not be treated like princess but like a queen, you know why? Because princesses need to be protected and don’t have lots of power, but queens can stand for themselves.

• Girls are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile.

• Telling a girl she’s hot is flattering but telling a girl she’s beautiful means so much more.

• Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in girl’s mind.

• Women fall in love to stay in love forever. They don’t dump men unless they are lied to or cheated upon.

• A boy never forgets the girl he couldn’t have. NEVER.

• No girl want to be with a guy that can’t let other girls know he’s taken.

• The way he looked at her was the way all girls want to be looked at.

• Why girls are not in sports?? Only 4% are playing hockey, tennis and cricket.. Bcoz . . . Other 96% are busy in playing with boys :)

• Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)

• Only 2 phrases can change a woman’s mood: “I Love You” & “50% Off” :)

• A real man treats his lady like a queen, and a real lady treats her man like a king.

• Man made money, but Money made man Mad :)

• Girls get 90+ in computer science but doesn’t know how to format. Boys get 40 marks but become professional hacker :)

• Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, I am saving this girl for someone special.

• OH, YOU LITTLE GIRL, YOU STOLE MY HEART. TO MAKE IT EVEN, I WILL STEAL A KISS FROM YOU.

• Girl crying: Ek question poora ghlt ho gya yaar. Boy dancing: yahoo Ik question to poora sahi ho gya yar

• Women are not to be figured out or understood. They are to be loved and accepted.

• Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think and in a deeper voice.

• There are two ways to argue with a woman ………… And Neither works.

• Sometimes all a girl wants is for you to fight for her. Make her believe that you may want this relationship more than she does..

• Only the boys have the super power of getting up at 09:25 a.m and readching the class at 09:30 a.m

• The prettiest girls have an “A” in their name. :)

• Boys look for true friendship and girls look for true love. But in the end boys fall in love and girls end up making them friends.

• A girl’s heart is like an ocean full of secrets.

• Every girl has a chance to meet her prince. It’s just up to her to realize he’s the one

• A real boyfriend wants a cuddle more than a kiss, a kiss more than sex. But there’s one thing that they should want to do more than those, to change your surname

• i love wearing your jacket, it smells just like you!

• Girls’ problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys’ problem: They hurt the ones they love.

• Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

• Every girl wants a boy to be good just for her; every boy wants a girl to be bad just for him.

• Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins…

• Sometimes i just want to disappear and see if anyone world miss me…

• I am a girl i don’t smoke, dring or party every week end. I don’t sleep around or start a drama to get attention. yes, we do still exist…

• Girls are not toys.. You can’t just drop them when you get board.

• Every girl wants to mean something to somebody.

• I love you the way a drowning man loves air.

• He thinks he’s a player, But he doesn’t know she’s the coach.

• Girls are not toys.. you can’t just drop them when you get bored.

• The prettiest girls have an “A” in their name. :)

• I can never be sad when I’m around you.

• Dear boys, Please suprise us and text us first? Love every girl.

• With women the heart argues, Not the mind.

• A girl needs a man with real intentions not a boy who can’t pay attention.

• If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

• Every girl has a chance to meet her prince. It’s just up to her to realize he’s the one..

• The greater your capacity to love, the greater your ability to feel the pain.

• I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.

• Without ME, it’s just AWESOME.

• A guy and a girl can be friends. But sooner or later one will fall for the other. Maybe too early, maybe too late, but maybe, maybe forever.

• If a guy doesn’t get jealous when you’re with other guys, He doesn’t honestly care about you.

• She can be your best friend, Worst enemy or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.

• Girls are not toys.. You can’t just drop them when you get board.

• If you made your girl say sorry, You did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.