Famous Facebook Status

• Love and the gentle heart are but the same thing.

• Communism is like prohibition – it’s a good idea, but it won’t work.

• Remember the five simple rules to be happy, Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

• The greatest gift you can give to a special someone is your TIME. Its like you’re giving the portion of your life that you can never bring back.

• There are 4 things you can never recover, The stone..after the throw. The word..after it’s said. The occasion..after it’s missed. The time..after it’s gone.

• We cannot change yesterday, and we cannot predict tomorrow, but we can live today. So be alive. Never let one day pass by without a smile.

• Through dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own.

• Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people, one who can trust and one who can understand.

• People who like to judge and throw accusations around are really just trying hard to cover up their own issues and insecurities.

• Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.

• You can’t be late until you show up.

• Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

• Don’t just wait. Make it happen.

• There’s three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way and the way I want it done.

• Love distils desire upon the eyes, love brings bewitching grace into the heart.

• People say that love is in every corner, gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..

• Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight of recognition.

• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

• But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever.

• Love is a beautiful dream.

• Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

• There is no heaven like mutual love.

• True love is when you cant describe in words what you like about him.

• All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.

• Love the heart that hurts you but never the heart that loves you.

• A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

• Dreams are like stars…you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.

• Have you ever looked back at the past and realized you were such an idiot?

• The thought of being with you tomorrow gives me the strength to go on today.

• There are two kinds of secrets. Those we keep from others. And those we hide from ourselves.

• Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

• Only by going too far can one possibly find out how far one can go.

• The past was never a mistake if you learned from it.

• Respect is not a given right, nor can it be demanded. It is earned..

• Never get upset, always get “UP” and “SET” yourself.

• Haters are not born, they are made.

• A good plan is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

• Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.

• I love haters, they’re my biggest fans They make me famous

• All you do is sit on Facebook all day” Lies. I sit on the chair.

• Fools use tomorrow. Wise use today.

• A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

• Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks, not in what they say, just in what they are.

• It’s very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but it’s very difficult to get hurt and say it’s OK.

• Just b’coz you miss someone, doesn’t mean you need them back in your life. Missing is just a part of moving on.

• I just want to have a place in your heart like you have a place in mine.

• Don’t let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world :)

• Why waste your time getting hurt by someone when theres someone else out there waiting to make you happy.

• Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.

• A man has 2 options in a relationship: Either stand up and be the man she needs OR sit down so that she can see the man behind you.

• Never give up on someone you can’t go a day without thinking about.

• Never give up on what matters the most to you. Keep fighting for what you want.

• You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

• RESPECT : You give it …. You get it.

• If a guy treats you like a princess then he surely wants to be your prince.

• I thought of you again today …………..

• Dont think of the things you did not get after praying. Think of the unlimited blessings God gave you without asking.

• A tongue has no bones but it’s really strong enough to break a heart.

• I may not be there yet but Im closer than I was yesterday

• There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.

• What you get in life is what you have the courage to ask for.

• If youre willing to chase me, I promise to run slow.

• 3 things you can’t recover in life: the word after its said, the moment after its missed and the time after its gone.

• I want a cute relationship where we can laugh, play, cuddle all day long and just be damn happy together.

• I don’t like to share my personal life. It wouldn’t be personal if I shared it.

• No and Yes are the Words which need a long thought. Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late.

• We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

• Sometimes, no matter how much faith we have, we lose people. But you never forget them and sometimes, it’s those memories that give us the strength to go on.

• I never dream of having a perfect relationship, but I always dream of having a long time relationship for a lifetime.

• I’m not gonna change for anyone. I don’t care what people think, because I am me, and proud of it.

• Most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with, instead of finding someone worth waking up to.

• Might be our education system is making good engineers and good doctors but need for good human being is required the most.

• Sometimes its not the song that makes you emotional. Its the people & things that come to your mind, when you hear it.

• Anyone can make you happy by doing something special but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything.

• I don’t care if it’s not a perfect relationship, I just want it to be real.

• The past is like using your rear view mirror in the car, its good to glance back and see how far you have come, but if you stare too long you will miss what’s right in front of you.

• In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do, is find a username that isn’t taken.

• The problem is not a problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?

• Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird… it still looks cute.

• Make a relation with someone, who is not only proud to have you but will take every risk to be with you.

• As long as there is someone in the sky to protect me, there is no one on the earth who could break me.

• Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

• The problem with the world is that, people think happiness comes from someone else.

• When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far, and no one can ever tear them apart.

• No matter how much it hurts right now, one day you will look back and realize it changed your life for the better.

• Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.

• Never try to dominate the one who says sorry to you for their mistake because they understand, you are more important than their ego.

• Talking about our problems is our greatest addiction, break habit, talk about your joys.

• I don’t exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.

• Sometimes you have to be your own hero b’coz sometimes the people you can’t live without can live without you.

• Sometimes removing some people out of your life makes room for better people.

• Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things.

• Waiting until your parents are in good mood before asking them for something you want.

• When something bad happens you have three choices, you can either let it define you, let it destroy you or let it strengthen you.

• No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.

• May be it’s not always about trying to fix something broken. May be it’s about starting over and creating something better.

• One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

• “Be strong” a phrase that’s easy to say but a hard thing to do when you are broken.

• Most of problems in life are b’coz of two reasons: We act without thinking or we keep thinking without acting.

• The secrets of happiness is to count your blessings while others are adding up their troubles.

• No matter what happens to us, everyday spent with you is the best day of my life.

• Sometimes love won’t make sense in the beginning, but if it’s true, it’ll work out in the end, and that’s what makes it so beautiful.

• If A Guy Treats You Like A Princess Then He Surely Wants To Be Your Prince…

• You are the only person who can decide whether you can or can’t do something.

• Being honest may not always get you many friends, but it’ll always get you the right ones.

• Refuse to lower your standards to accommodate those who refuse to raise theirs.

• If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.

• Authority, power and wealth donot change a person. They unveil his true face.

• Violence and arms can never resolve the problems of men.

• Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors, and fight battles that nobody knows.

• Sometimes I keep my feelings to myself because it’s hard for someone else to understand them.

• Funny but true ..If you love truly, You will die daily.. But If you flirt truly, You will enjoy daily.

• Respect and trust are two easiest thing in life for someone to lose and the hardest things to get back.

• Your life is the fruit of your own doing. You have no one to blame but yourself.

• Remember, people can’t read your mind, but they can definitely read your face.

• God only gives three answers to prayer: 1. ‘Yes’ 2. ‘Not yet.’ 3. ‘I have something better in mind.

• The unhappiest people in the world are those who care the most about what other people think.

• Trust the one who can see SORROW behind your smile, LOVE behind your anger and REASON behind your silence.

• A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me. Well that’s a sign of good taste.

• Sometimes best thing to say is nothing. Some people are not even worth your words.

• Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

• Life is like a coin. You can spend it however you wish….. But you only get to spend it once.

• As you start this new journey in life, may every day hold wonderful shared experiences! Wish you a very joyous and blissful married life!

• A man has 2 options in a relationship: Either stand up and be the man she needs OR sit down so that she can see the man behind you.

• There is no heaven like mutual love.

• when it comes to making a big change in your life, you have to want it more than you fear it.

• A wise person will learn from others experience. A fool will not even learn from their own experience!!!

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• A wise person will learn from others experience. A fool will not even learn from their own experience

• The friendships of the world are oft confederacies in vice, or leagues of pleasures

• May you have all the the answers to the questions posed to you in life or in the exams! Best wishes for success and excellence in all your endeavours!

• Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching…

• You aren’t wealthy until you have something money can’t buy.

• Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

• The Value of a man is not measured by what he does for himself to make his life easier, But, measured by what he does for others to make their lives easier.

• A bridge of silver wings stretches from the dead ashes of an unforgiving nightmare to the jeweled vision of a life started anew.

• Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

• you don’t need to attend every argument you are invited to..

• Today will never come again be a blesssing be a friend. Encourage someone take time to care. let your words heal, and not wound..

• Great good things come to those who wait Don’t.

• I’m selfish impatient and a little insecure i make mistakes i am out of control & at times hard to handle but if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you absolutely dont’t deserve me at my best…

• Sometimes a little thing you do gives happiness to someone. So never stop doing little things.

• Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

• “I would want my legacy to be that I was a great son, father and friend.” Dante Hall

• Don’t fear the enemy who attacks you but the fake friend who hugs you.

• Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

• You can’t grow if you are still struck in the past . Let it go and move on.

• There is no reason to be sad and to worry about anything if we will only put our trust to our mighty God. Solution to our problems are just one prayer away.

• Always pray to have eyes that see the best, a heart that forgives the wrost, a mind that forgets the bad, & a sul that never loses faith…

• Don’t waste your words on people who deserve you silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all..

• To be rich is not what you have in yoru back account but hwat you have in your heart…

• The most memorable people in your life will be the ones who loved you when you weren’t very lovable..

• Some people can be mean and treat you poorly. Don’t take it personally. It says nothing about you but a lot about them..

• When you are truly comfortable in your own skin, not everyone will like you, but you won’t care about it on bit!

• Today will never come again Be a blessing be a friend Encourage someone.. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound…

• God give us people to love and things to use, not things to love and people to use…

• When people hurt you, think of them like a sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you but in the end you end up polished & they end up useless..

• Sometimes i keep my feelings to myself because it’s hard for someone to understand…

• To be rich is not what you have in your back account, but what you have in your heart….

• I learned to give not because i have many… but because i know exactly how it feels to have mothing…

• Don’t mind criticism. If it is untrue, disregard it. If it is unfair, Keep from irritation. It if is ignorant, smile. If it is justified, learn from it….

• Never give up everyone has bad days. Pick yourself up and keep going.

• Never give up on someone you can’t go a day without thinking about.

• Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

• Sometimes removing some people out of your life makes room for better people.

• A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

• Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

• In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.

• Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry.

• No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

• I’m not popular, but I have good friends.

• If people have a problem with u…always remember…it is THEIR problem ;)

• life is too short …smile while you still have teeth!

• Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does :-)

• What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck

• May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me…

• When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look.

• Appreciate every day of your life. Good days give you happiness, bad days give you experience, and the worst days give you lessons.

• I know why hug feels so good. Its because two hearts are never closer than when two people hug.

• It’s tough when someone special starts to ignore you, it’s even tougher to pretend that you don’t mind.

• Communism is like prohibition – it’s a good idea, but it won’t work

• Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone. Don’t stress about the future, it hasn’t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful;-)

Girls And Boys Status

• Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

• Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.

• Life is like mario bro’s, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess.

• You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.

• Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

• Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

• Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, Im saving this girl for someone special.

• Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

• I have a Date tonight, Woot Woot! (of course its with the couch, pillow and TV Remote, but its still a date. Right?)

• So you wanna date me? Please submit the following: Copy of drivers licence & SS card, current pay stub, clean drug test & std screen. Otherwise don’t bother.

• Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.

• Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

• Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.

• Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.

• I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.

• A man does not ask a woman to marry him because he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He asks her to marry him because he DOES NOT want to spend the rest of his life WITHOUT her.

• If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

• Never go back to your EX. It’s like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.

• Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I’m better off without you!

• I miss my amazing one of a kind boyfriend.

• Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

• To ex boyfriend, No, I’m not jealous, I know what she’s getting.

• Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

• Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.

• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

• Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of bad girls.

• Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who’ll stay true to her!

• A woman is already halfway in love with any man who listens to him.

• There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle aged.

• Girls Theory “Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero & React DOUBLE”

• Girls are like internet domain names…… The ones I like are already taken.

• I wanna be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced.

• Love is the whole history of a woman’s life, it is but an episode in a man’s.

• WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

• God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.

• That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.

• Girls, the second you stop chasing him is the second he’ll start chasing you.

• When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she’ll love it.

• Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I have seen.

• Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

• Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

• I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we are really not that different, me and you.

• Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

• According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.

• A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

• Respect her like your mother, protect her like your daughter & love her like your wife.

• Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.

• Girl does not need to tell how she feels, Its written all over the way she behaves whe you are around.

• when a girl asks a guy to listen a song, its because the lyrics are all the words she’s afraid to say.

• Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.

• To boy, girls are just city buses. There’s another one every five minutes.

• Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.

• Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, Girls

• I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens:)

• If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

• Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday :)

• If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.

• This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.

• I Like to study …. arithmetic, NO …. world history, NO …. chemistry, NO …. GIRLS, YES!!!

• Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

• Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

• Boys are great, Every girl should have one.

• No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She’s a girl, and you have to respect that.

• Every girl wants to mean something to somebody. All it takes is a little text to show her she’s on your mind.

• Too many teenagers are worried about love and finding it. This is the time to find yourself, who you really are and what you want to be.

• Don’t cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you. B’coz girls give and forgive but boys get and forget.

• Girl: Why my name on your facebook status in every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind.

• If you have a good boyfriend, don’t make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.

• A true lady doesn’t demand, she thanks and true man doesn’t promise, he commit’s.

• Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile, even when she doesn’t want to.

• A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.

• Sometimes, the happiest girl you know is the girl who goes through a lot hard things in life.

• Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

• When a girl is silent, she’s either over thinking, falling apart, tired of waiting, crying inside or all of the above.

• When a girl is quiet and does not talk a word that’s when she needs you the most.

• The problem of being a good guy … Its that the bad ones get the girls.

• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl’s smile. Would you smile for me today?

• A girl doesn’t need to tell you how she feels. Its written all over the way she behaves when you are around.

• I’m his first and last. He is my one and only.

• Two dangerous weapons in this world! Girl’s SMILE and her TEARS! These things make a man to do anything. Agree?

• A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

• When a girl is silent, she’s either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all of the above.

• Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.

• When a girl is in LOVE, you can see it in her smile and when a boy is in LOVE, you can see it in his eyes.

• Tell her she’s beautiful, not HOT. she’s a girl not a cup of tea.

• Getting a lot of girls is not something to be proud of, keeping one is.

• Girls have a bad habit of holding on for too long & guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.

• The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she’s in your heart and on your mind.

• A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

• Show her you LOVE her when you have her, not when she finds someone better because you didn’t treat her right.

• I’m not one in a million kind of girls. I’m once in a lifetime kind of woman.

• A woman brought you into this world. Therefore you have no right to disrespect one.

• A woman wants a man to protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife and respect her like a mother.

• No girl believes she’s beautiful. Until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is. This is our duty as guys. Making ladies realize their beauty.

• Silence is a girls loudest cry. You know she’s really hurt when she starts ignoring you.

• Love is a form of amneia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world.

• Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.

• Treat your girl every day the same as you used to do when you were in the process of getting her.

• Don’t play with a woman’s heart. Why mislead a good woman if you know you are not going to love her the way she deserves to be loved.

• If you treat her the same way you treat others, how is she supposed to know that she is special to you?

• Wait for the boy who will do anything to be your everything.

• In every girl’s life there is a boy she will never forget. In every boy’s life there is a girl he can never get.

• If you are not treating her/him right, don’t be mad when someone else steps in and does your job.

• Boys think of girls like books. If the cover does not catch their eyes, they won’t bother to read whats inside.

• Every girl needs a best friend to help her laugh when she thinks she’ll never smile again.

• Watching a horror movie and thinking: No don’t kill him! Hes hot.

• If you have to convince someone you are right for them, then maybe they are not right for you.

• Girls who think ”A lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers ;)

• Behind every untrusting girl, is a boy who lied, cheated, broke his promises to her.

• Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

• A man has two options in a relation. Either stand up and be the man she needs or sit down, so she can see the man behind you.

• Sometimes the girl thats been there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for her.

• Fact about boys: They may be flirting all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

• Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess.

• She likes him, he likes her. Everyone knows, except them.

• Girls are not toys.. you can’t just drop them when you get boared.

• In every girl’s heart there is a sea of secrets she wont ever let you swim in.

• Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you are proud to have her.

• We all have that one look we give to our friends when someone attractive walks by.

• Every girl is an angel. Don’t waste time in selecting unique. Instead spend time in understanding them.

• She can be your best friend, worst enemy, real bitch or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.

• Girls with the prettiest smiles, always seem to tell the saddest stories.

• Girl: I hate it when you act like I don’t mean anything to you. Boy: I hate it when you act like you don’t know that you mean everything to me.

• Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

• A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age. However a good woman will always be a good woman.

• Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile.

• Dear Girls … Guys don’t get hints. You have to be straight forward.

• Girls who have more guys as friends than girls, go through less depression and anxiety.

• A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to waer. 2. No room for all the clothes.

• Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

• Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.

• Girls can survive without a boyfriend but they can’t survive without a best friend.

• It’s a man’s job to respect women but its a woman’s job to give him something to respect.

• I was only a time pass in your life but one day you will realise that the time that you passed with me was the most beautiful time you have ever spend.

• A smile is the most beautiful curve on a womans body.

• That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

• The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.

• Don’t be a woman that needs a man …. Be a woman a man needs.

• Facebook is like girls, once you understand them they change.

• Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?

• Every girl deserves a guy who will ruin her lipstick. Not one who will ruin her mascara.

• Tell a girl she’s beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she’ll never forget.

• If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her.

• Be the reason why she smiles every morning, not the reason why she cries every night.

• Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her.

• I’m the type of girl.. who will burst out laughin at that happend yesterday…

• Tell a girl she’s beautiful she’ll believe it for a moment tell a girl she’s ugly she’ll believe it for a lifetime….

• if you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart not his money if you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul not her body…!!!

• Good Girls are made of sugar and spice… My girls are made of vodka and ice…

• ”The annoying Thing About Someone Breaking Your Heart Is the FACT That YOU still LOVE them”

• Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.

• I think a woman should not be treated like princess but like a queen, you know why? Because princesses need to be protected and don’t have lots of power, but queens can stand for themselves.

• Girls are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile.

• Telling a girl she’s hot is flattering but telling a girl she’s beautiful means so much more.

• Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in girl’s mind.

• Women fall in love to stay in love forever. They don’t dump men unless they are lied to or cheated upon.

• A boy never forgets the girl he couldn’t have. NEVER.

• No girl want to be with a guy that can’t let other girls know he’s taken.

• The way he looked at her was the way all girls want to be looked at.

• Why girls are not in sports?? Only 4% are playing hockey, tennis and cricket.. Bcoz . . . Other 96% are busy in playing with boys :)

• Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)

• Only 2 phrases can change a woman’s mood: “I Love You” & “50% Off” :)

• A real man treats his lady like a queen, and a real lady treats her man like a king.

• Man made money, but Money made man Mad :)

• Girls get 90+ in computer science but doesn’t know how to format. Boys get 40 marks but become professional hacker :)

• Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, I am saving this girl for someone special.

• OH, YOU LITTLE GIRL, YOU STOLE MY HEART. TO MAKE IT EVEN, I WILL STEAL A KISS FROM YOU.

• Girl crying: Ek question poora ghlt ho gya yaar. Boy dancing: yahoo Ik question to poora sahi ho gya yar

• Women are not to be figured out or understood. They are to be loved and accepted.

• Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think and in a deeper voice.

• There are two ways to argue with a woman ………… And Neither works.

• Sometimes all a girl wants is for you to fight for her. Make her believe that you may want this relationship more than she does..

• Only the boys have the super power of getting up at 09:25 a.m and readching the class at 09:30 a.m

• The prettiest girls have an “A” in their name. :)

• Boys look for true friendship and girls look for true love. But in the end boys fall in love and girls end up making them friends.

• A girl’s heart is like an ocean full of secrets.

• Every girl has a chance to meet her prince. It’s just up to her to realize he’s the one

• A real boyfriend wants a cuddle more than a kiss, a kiss more than sex. But there’s one thing that they should want to do more than those, to change your surname

• i love wearing your jacket, it smells just like you!

• Girls’ problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys’ problem: They hurt the ones they love.

• Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

• Every girl wants a boy to be good just for her; every boy wants a girl to be bad just for him.

• Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins…

• Sometimes i just want to disappear and see if anyone world miss me…

• I am a girl i don’t smoke, dring or party every week end. I don’t sleep around or start a drama to get attention. yes, we do still exist…

• Girls are not toys.. You can’t just drop them when you get board.

• Every girl wants to mean something to somebody.

• I love you the way a drowning man loves air.

• He thinks he’s a player, But he doesn’t know she’s the coach.

• Girls are not toys.. you can’t just drop them when you get bored.

• The prettiest girls have an “A” in their name. :)

• I can never be sad when I’m around you.

• Dear boys, Please suprise us and text us first? Love every girl.

• With women the heart argues, Not the mind.

• A girl needs a man with real intentions not a boy who can’t pay attention.

• If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

• Every girl has a chance to meet her prince. It’s just up to her to realize he’s the one..

• The greater your capacity to love, the greater your ability to feel the pain.

• I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.

• Without ME, it’s just AWESOME.

• A guy and a girl can be friends. But sooner or later one will fall for the other. Maybe too early, maybe too late, but maybe, maybe forever.

• If a guy doesn’t get jealous when you’re with other guys, He doesn’t honestly care about you.

• She can be your best friend, Worst enemy or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.

• Girls are not toys.. You can’t just drop them when you get board.

• If you made your girl say sorry, You did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.

Valentine Day Status

We have collected most Status in English for WhatsApp and Facebook. I hope you like it. This collection is dedicated to all Visitors..

• If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you.

• Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

• Everything is clearer when you’re in love.

• I’ve fallen in love many times… always with you.

• To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

• The art of love… is largely the art of persistence.

• I have written a raucous valentine to a poet’s dream and agony.

• Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

• Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other.

• Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren’t even there before.

• Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts.

• 48+2 Members can sit in a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in a auto 1+1 can sit in a Bike. Only 1 can sit in my Heart, That’s ‘YOU’ My dear valentine

• If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they will come to you.

• My darling, you bring joy to my life. Happy Valentines Day!

• Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.

• Why do I need a date for Valentine’s Day? I can buy my own damn flowers & box of chocolate…

• Whenever it hurts to look back, and you’re too scared to look ahead, you can always look beside you and your best friend will be there holding your hand.

• Its like I love you but at the same time i don’t… please someone help me figure this out

• My friends are the most weirdest, most craziest people i know but i love them..

• I just wanted to tell you, on this very special Valentine’s Day: I’m exceptionally thankful you lowered your standards enough to date me.

• Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.

• You are the only one person I want to be with for the rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.

• Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.

• You are the love of my life and I’ll be yours forever.

• Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.

• Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.

• Love is the only gold.

• Happy valentine’s day to the sweetest valentine i could want you are my sweetheart, and i am glad you’re mine.

• I love you like a back- alley hooker love crack Happy Valentines Day!!!

• If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you!!!

• I’ve Fallen IN love Many Times… ALWAYS With you…Happy Valentines Day!!!

• May this Valentine’s Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear.

• I’ve been waiting my whole life for you. Be my valentine.

• It is true love that makes you care so much and this true love honey is what keeps us together. Be my valentine.

• You are my true love because with you all my dreams seem real and possible. Happy Valentines Day

• You never said I love you, yet your eyes spoke a million words… that is true love for me. Be my valentine.

• Forget being my valentine… Be mine forever.

• Love is not having someone give you the world. Love is creating a whole new world together. Happy Valentines Day

• I want you in every way. I want you to be with me every single day. Happy Valentine’s Day.

• Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on Feb 13th, get back together on the 15th ;)

• Valentines Day is so fake. If you love someone, you’ll treat him/her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.

• Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day

• Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. Happy Valentine’s Day

• My every movement spent with you is diamond for me. I love you my Valentine.

• Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever. BE My Valentine

• A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you.

• What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Happy Valentine’s Day

• I know the language of the floweret. My fragile leaves, it said, his heart enclose. Love long has taken for his amulet One perfect rose.Happy Valentine Day!

• You stole a piece of my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day!

• You’re extra special to me Happy Valentine’s Day My Dear!

• Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

• I love you to the moon and back… Happy Valentine’s day!

• When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything. Happy valentines day!!

• Today I want you to know that I love you dearly. Years spent with you shall be memories that will be cherished not just remembered. Happy Valentine’s Day to you sweetheart!

• Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.

• I’m very romantic, I’m extremely romantic. I date my wife. Happy Valentine Day!!

• May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day. May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.

• Each day is the day for a Valentine .. nailing it to the confines of one 24 hr day in a year, is most certainly restrictive !

• One love, one heart, one destiny.. Happy valentine day my love…

• I want to be one of those old couples you see still holding hands and laughing after fifty years of marriage. i want to be someone’s forever…

• How do you spell love?? You don’t spell it… you feel it.. Happy Valentine Day My Dear!

• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt… Happy Valentine Day!

• My days and nights are spend thinking of you My dreams have come true Now that you are in my life Happy Valentine’s Day!

• Dear my valentine you are the key to my heart!!!

• Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.

• Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.

• If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

• If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could finish my wings around you and take when you feel alone.

• My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

• Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. Happy Valentine’s Day

• You are the most beautiful and best half of me and I love you better than I love me.

• Every day that goes by it seems like i discover something new about to love, its incredible to me how one person can make such a difference in my life.

• Real love is when there is no expectations and no demands.

• You’re the only person I want to be for the rest of my life and aging. I love you.

• Real love is not bases on romance candle light dinne and walks along the beach. In fact it is based on respect compromise care and trust.

• I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine’s day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.

• If valentine’s day is for couples then the other 364 days are for me

• The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Happy Valentine Day

• Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

• When you are in love, You cant fall asleep, Because reality is better than your sleep.

• Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power.

• Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she will Unheeding that her immortal fires Burn up human hearts…

• Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction. Happy Valentine Day My Dear!

• Love is a perfume you cannot pour onto others without getting a few drops on yourself.

• Men always want to be a woman’s first love — women like to be a man’s last romance.Wish you a very Happy Valentine Day!

• You’ve given me a reason For smiling once again, You’ve filled my life with peaceful dreams and you’ve become my closest friend. Happy Valentine Day Love!

• You’re the apple of my eye happy valentine day my love!

• I’m Going To Spend Valentine’s Day With My . . . . . . . . Facebook :P :D

• $100 for a dozen red what?! That’s a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.

• Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.

• The art of love… is largely the art of persistence.

• Happy Valentine’s Day to u my beloved king. I Love u.

• Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever. Happy Valentines day!

• I will never get tired of loving you and I hope you don’t too

• Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

• Love is the warm hug that extinguishes an argument.

• In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

• To all my friends who are commited: Happy Valentine`s Day

• Love without you is Impossible… Happy Valentine’s Day

• My love for you is stronger than last year!!!! Happy Valentines Day

• I fall in love all over again..Happy Valentines Day

• I will never get tired of loving you and I hope you don’t too

• I’m going to spend Valentine’s day with my ex…. Box 360

• I will never get tired of loving you and I hope you don’t too

• You have given me strength when I am weak, made me smile when I am sad. You showered me with love when I needed it the most. I love you for always bringing out the best in me. Happy Valentine’s Day to you!

• So Many Tym I Thought I’d Nvr Find Sum1 To Luv Me D Way I Needed 2 B Luvd Thn U Came In My Life & Showd Me Wh8 True Love Really Is :) Happy Valentine’s Day

• “Love is not finding someone to live with it’s finding someone you can’t live without”