Hindi Facebook Status

• Hum na hoty to apko ghazal kon kehta, Ye to karishma ha hum pyar krny walon ka,

• Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.

• Talash kar meri kami ko apne dil mein ek baar, Dard ho to samajh lena mohabbat abhi baki hai..

• Mere Dil Ki Har Dhadkan Tumhare Liye Hai Meri Har Dua Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Liye Hai Tumhari Har Adaa Mere Dil Ko Churane Ke Liye Hai Ab To Meri Zindagi Tumhare Intezar Ke Liye Hai

• Duniya ke hijab se abhi mehroom hain.. main or mera dil… Abhi bas itna pata hai. . Mujhe mohabbat hai tumse…

• Being Beautiful does not make you Happy… But being Happy Makes you Beautiful…

• Deedarein yaar karne ko nazrein taras gayi, Unke intezaar ki inteha mein aankhen baras gayi.

• Ajab Hunnar Hai Mere Hath Mein, Yeh Sher Likhne Ka; Mein Apni Barbadiyan Likhta Hun, Log Wah Wah Karte Hain!

• Gulami toh tere ishq ki thi… Warna hum pehle bhi nawab the or aaj bhi hai

• Azadi hi meri Dulhan hai.

• Ab aur nahi hoti ishq ki ghulami humse Usse kaho ki jao jiska hona hai ho jaye..!!

• Tum Badlo Tu Majboriyan Hain Bahut.. Hum Badlein To BeWafa ho gaye..

• Enjoy the little things in life… for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things!!!

• Mary Bad Ehal-e-Dil Ki Mehfiloon Mein Ja K… Meri Shairi Lary Gi Mary Khoon Ka Muqadma…

• 70% Girls Sweet Hoti Hain 75% Beautiful Hoti Hain 85% Intelligent. 90% Masoom Hoti Hai &1 00% Pyari Hot hain kull Mila kar 70+75+85+90+100 Sab ki Sab 420 Hoti hain..THOKO LIKE

• अगर में हीरो बन गया था पहचान बोरा मन जाएगी

• Teri Ego to do din ki khani ha par meri akad khandani hai.

• Girls Ki Hansi Or Kutton Ki Khamoshi Par Kabhi Bharosa Mat Karna…

• Gulami toh tere ishq ki thi… Warna hum pehle bhi nawab the or aaj bhi hai

• Kisi ke paas ego hai to kisi ke paas Attitude.

• Mai har kisi k liye apne aap ko accha sabit nhi kr skta ….Lekin mai un ke liye BEHATREEN hu , Jo mujhe Samajhte hai

• Apno ka pyaar, Yahi hai yaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi..

• Vo IShQ hi kYa.. Jo Aankho Se na Tapke!

• Baat baat pe gussa karne wale log wohi hote hain jinko dusro ki fikr hoti ha..

• Pyaar kabi nahi harta, Sirf Insaan haar jata hai…

• Naino kee mat suniyo re.. Naino kee mat suniyo.. Naina thag lenge.

• Dil Cheer Ke DekH ….TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..

• Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zubba ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai

• DP mat dekh Pagli‬ ‎Dil‬ dekh Dil, Branded hai.

• सुना है तुम ज़िद्दी बहुत हो, मुझे भी अपनी जिद्द बना लो.!!

• मुहब्बत‬ जीत जाएगी ‪‎अगर‬ तुम मान जाओ तो..!! . मेरे ‪‎दिल‬ मैं ‪तुम‬ ही तुम हो अगर तुम ‪‎जान‬ जाओ तो…!

• Raaz Khol Dete Hain Nazuk Se Ishaare Aksar.. Kitni Khamosh Mohabbat Ki Zubaan Hoti Hai.

• Bohat Dil Ko Kushada Kar Lia Kia? Zamaney Bhar Se Waada Kar Lia Kia?.

• I’m thinking of you and wanted to tell you that I love you.

• Door se hi ek roz jo unka salaam aaya, Or hm umr bhr k liye unki mohabbat me giraftar ho gye

Insult Facebook Status

• If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

• I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

• I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

• Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.

• Mix with people with a good attitude.

• If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…

• Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

• 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..

• Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

• How would you like to feel the way you look?

• I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

• I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

• Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

• Do u practice being this ugly?

• Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

• I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

• Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…

• Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…

• I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

• My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement

• The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.

• Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

• Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)

• Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

• Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

• Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?

• Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

• I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

• If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

• If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

• Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

• Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

• Are your parents siblings?

• I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

• I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

• Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

• Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

• How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

• It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

• Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.

• I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

• Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

• Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

• Don’t blame me for your insecurity!

• Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

• he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

• Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

• No need for insults, your face says it all.

• I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

• People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

• “You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

• I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

• If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?

• I want to say to some people “Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there’s no difference”

• It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

• My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.

• cried today…i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!

• Dear Girls,if you are annoyed by too many friend request from boys.Just set your original pic as profile pic.if it doesn’t work wash your face, take a pic and try again.

Independence Day Status

• If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.

• I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.

• From every mountain side Let Freedom ring…

• I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery.

• Liberty is the breath of life to nations..

• In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed, it must be achieved.

• The United States is the only country with a known birthday.

• Freedom is the oxygen of the soul.

• Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.

• In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.

• Let freedom never perish in your hands.

• Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.

• The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation.

• Keep country green & clean!! Let us make this our National Motto Happy Independence Day.

• Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.

• Ye baat hawao ko bataye rakhna, Roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna, Lahu dekar jiski hifazat humne ki… aise Parcham ko sada Dil me basaye rakhna…. Happy Independence Day … :)

• We are a nation, Built on harmony, development, Prosperity and peace, Achieving milestone for a better future, Happy independence day.

• Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.

• May The Sun In His Course Visit No Land More Free, More Happy, More LOVELY, than this our own country! Happy Independence Day.

• The price for independence is often isolation and solitude.

• True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what’s right.

• You cannot build character and courage by taking away man’s initiative and independence.

• Without moral and intellectual independence, there is no anchor for national independence.

• Economic independence is the foundation of the only sort of freedom worth a damn.

• True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

• Fear is the foundation of most governments.

• Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people.

• Freedom was taken by the blood that was given. Happy Independence Day..

• It is day to pay salute to all those who became the reason of this land. Happy Independence.

• We shed many tears to get this land,now filled it with smiles and happiness.

• True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what’s right.

• Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end.

• Let freedom never perish in your hands.

• You cannot build character and courage by taking away man’s initiative and independence.

• 15 August is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here.

• No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect Happy Independence day.

• I’m thinking of you in a very special way.. Happy Independence Day..

• Feel the freedom, Happy Independence Day

• True independence and freedom… can only exist in doing what’s right.

• The future depends on what you do today – Happy Independence Day!

• Let us make this our National Happy …Independence Day

• You give me your blood and I will give you Independence!

• Feel the freedom, Happy Independently Day.

• The flag of my country furls very high!! Happy Independence day

• True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what’s right.Happy Independence

• Independence Day! The day of Sacrifice, The day of love, The day of decision.

• Freedom is a Precious gift of our freedom fighters.

• “No nation is perfect in World,it needs to be made perfect Happy Independence day.”

• The Free Man Is Who Does Not,Fear To Go The End Of His Thought.

• “One individual may die for an idea; but that idea will, after his death, incarnate itself in a thousand lives.”

• Happy Independence DayI’m Proud To Be A Pakistani Where At Least I Know I’m Free..

• Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs But of harmony & happiness Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality & Rhythm.. Happy Independence Day

• Come the country, respect the sacrifice of the martyrs recall, once again lead the nation, we lay our hands Pakistani, come to respect Independence Day!

Kids Status

• When your kids grow up they will realize that when you said no, you were saying I love you.

• A child should feel nothing but, “safe.”

• My children are a blessing and they make my life worth living!

• Knew i had found the man of my dreams as soon as i looked into my son’s eyes.

• I know all parents think their child is the cutest thing in the world but seriously, mine is.

• I’m not a violent person, but mess with my kids and I will become one.

• I have been hit hard with the “Your kids will turn out just like you” curse.

• Facebook is my escape from Disney Channel and Cartoon Network.

• Thinks their kids forgot the name “daddy” because all they hears is “mommy, mommy, mommy”.

• A mother’s love for a child can only be understood by a mother.

• Funny how some people call themselves parents yet,,they never seem to have their kids.

• Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

• Anyone who says “Easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried it.

• Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence.

• Children are gifts…they save your life, give you the strength to change it, and teach you some of life`s greatest lessons!TREASURE THEM!

• It’s priceless when your kids say “I Love You” just out of the blue

• If a kid asks where rain comes from, tell them “God is crying.” And if they ask why God is crying, tell them “probably because of something you did”

• parents doesn’t get how a child so little can take up so much room in a bed so big!!

• I miss my childhood, I miss my school friends, I miss those beautiful vacation, But most of all, I miss you.

• The biggest thing we get out of it is seeing the kids smile. And hopefully we will also see that the lessons we’re teaching – not only the fundamentals of hockey, but also the life values – are sinking in.

• I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.

• Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.

• We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.

• Make It A Tule Never To Give A Child A Book You Would Not Read yourself.

• The Problem With Today’s Children Is That Today’s Grown-ups ARE Idiots…

• Do all you can to make your dreams come true.

• I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside.

• Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.

• The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.

• How pathetic can you possibly get?

• Most people mature with age. How do some people get it backwards?

• Adults are just kids with money.

• Not many people can drive me as CRAZY as my kids, But NOBODY can make me as happy as my kids

• If I was told to go to bed. I’d be like. OK! Why can’t kids be the same way?

• It’s fun being a kid.

• Why do we lock up kids who have not committed crimes?

• parents A child should feel nothing but, ” SAFE . “

• Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.

• The Problem With Today’s Children Is That Today’s Grown-ups ARE Idiots..

• You were made to be awesome.

• Oh, it’s just my kids! ;-p

• My children are a blessing and they make my life worth living!

• Dear kids, make the world more awesome!

• A child has a special day of adding joy to every day!

• A child has a special day of adding joy to every day!

• Kids need love, especially when they do not deserve it.

• Kids are always happy so be cool and act like a kid again.

• Children need your presence more than your presents.

• A child has a special way of adding joy to every day.

• A child has a special day of adding joy to every day!

• Put that back! Can’t imagine why people would think kids could cause stress!

• Time spent playing with children is never wasted.

• I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap as a child!

• wonders when their kids will realise.. WE’VE been there, done that, invented it, and know what your thinking… SO DON’T EVEN TRY IT!

• Mommy ,mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, WHAT!!! I Love You!!

Islamic Facebook Status

• Fear the prayer of the oppressed.

• Do not laugh too much, for excessive laughter deadens the heart.

• Love for other people what you love for yourself.

• Keep away from prohibited things and you will be among the best of worshippers.

• Follow up a bad deed with a good deed, to waive it out.

• Fear Allah wherever you may be…

• Obey Allah and Allah will reward you.

• When Allah deprives you of something you wanted badly, you can always expect better next time.

• Even if you are not the best of practicing Muslim, still strong love & faith in Allah can keep you moving & take you to your destination In Sha Allah !!

• I thank Allah for caring for me even when I lost my hopes in Him, Alhamdulillah!!

• Sayings of the Holly Prophet P.B.U.H: Make it ur habit 2 recite the Istighfar As Istighfar will give u relief 4rom evry problem & will free u 4rom evry grief u will get ur livelihood 4rom dat wayz dat u will nave imagine about dat source.’

• There is no difference between the black, white, the Arab, the non-Arab except by the level of piety!!

• The whole world is a provision, and the best object of benefit of the world is the pious woman!!!!

• A special prayer for all those who are suffering in silence,Those Who KEEP Smiling Yet Are Struggling To Cope. May The Almighty Bless you!!!

• God puts people in your life FOR A Reason, AND Removes Them From Your Life For A Better Reason.

• Islam is not about, “We are better than you”. Islam is about “Let me show you something, that is better for you”.

• Pray not because you need something but because you have a lot to thank GOD for.

• Even though God has no twitter & tumblr account. We should follow Him.

• Pray to Allah and be confident of a response.

• Lord i pray for your guidance and your deliverance now until then.

• God puts people in your life for a reason, and removes them from your life for a better reason.

• If you feel uncomfortable about something, then leave it alone.

• If someone who is distinguished among his own people comes to you, then honor him..

• Cheer people up, do not put them down.

• Do not betray the one who betrays you.

• Control your tongue..

• The less your wealth, the less you will be called to account for.

• O Allah, strengthen me in my religion.

• Never give the devil a ride He will always want to drive

• Guide us to the straight path.

• Forgive people so that perhaps Allah may forgive you.

• He who is patient achieves victory.

• I’m never alone Allah is always there with me.

• Fear the Fire, even if by giving half a date (in charity)

• Fear Allah and treat all your children fairly.

• Sometimes the people with the worst past create the best future.

• Be good to others, that will protect you against evil.

• Repel evil with that which is better.

• Indeed! My Lord is with me. He will guide me.

• Sadness fades away when we realize that our future is in Allah’s hand.

• A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

• I suffered. I learned. I changed.

• “And obey Allāh & The Messenger that you may obtain mercy.

• Allah is always there for you.

• For Give others So That Allah Will Forgive You

• How soothing it is to know that ‘Allah is always planning in your favor even we are unaware of it’ Subhan’Allah!!

• Billions od souls in the darkness and Allah chose YOURS heart emoticon to be guided by his mercy.