The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
Practice makes perfect, But nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..
I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..
hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.
Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.
There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.
Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.
Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
I don’t care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)
In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.
Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.
Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.
I hate people that starts tweets with “I hate people that.”
When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.
I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
My name is (Devil)…remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
Love iz blind b vry kind wen I KISS U please do not mind
VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy….. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy…
Actors are the best and the worst of people. They’re like kids. When they’re good, they’re very very good. When they’re bad they’re very very naughty.
Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
So if you don’t like to see me smoking, then you better find another ways to keep my lips busy.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
I think I can DIE Happy Now, BEcause I’ve just seen A Piece of Heaven.
When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE :)
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
if u want me, come and get me .
if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
If your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine
KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.
Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!
Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?
Love iz blind b vry kind wen I KISS U please do not mind.
Nice legs…what time do they open?
A naughty thought a day keeps the strees away.
TGIF: Thank God I’m Fabulous.
Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.
I want to party with fake alcohol and see how many people act in vain ..
Poke me now if you?We ever had a crush on me..
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Naughty Facebook Status
New Year Facebook Status
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
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New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.
Celebrate what you want to see more of.
Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.
A weasel comes to say “Happy New Year” to the chickens”.
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
A new year is unfolding, like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Happiness keeps you sweet Trials make you strong Sorrows make you humble Success keeps you glowing & God keeps you going. May you have a greatest 2013.
Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Arnold, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachhan & Me.. All the Stars wish You a Very Happy New Year.
Don’t wait for a new year to change your perspective. Get up and be proactive today!
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one. That rewards all your future endeavors with success.
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.
Sending you wishes for a happy year filled with health, prosperity, love and loads of fun!
You are a dreamer, and you are an achiever. May you dream and achieve bigger feats, with every passing year. All the best for the new year.
May this new year all your dreams turn into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It’s freaking, I’ll rent a boat…..
Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success. Happy New Year.
Wish you happy holidays season with unforgetable Christmas and New Year.
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.
If you are not happy being single you will never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life and love it first, then share it.
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
New year, same goal.
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
A new year is unfolding like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.
Don’t let the shadows of yesterday spoil the sunshine of tomorrow. Live for today.
New Year is the time when, all your hopes are new, so are your aspiration, new are your resolutions and new are your spirits… so here’s wishing everyone a very promising, fulfilling and a very happy New Year!!
Wishing You A Year Filled With Great Joy Peace And Prosperity Have A Wonderful Year Ahead Happy New Year!!!
I honestly hope each and every one of you have the best year ever in 2014.
I wish this year has lesser disasters, lesser hate, lesser accidents and loads of love. Happy New Year.
Let’s kiss on New Year’s Eve 2013 as if we might have a future together in 2014.
Cheers to the new year. May it be a memorable one. Happy New Year.
It is time to forget the past and celebrate a new beginning. Happy New Year.
May the coming year bring more happiness to you than last year. May you have an amazing year. Happy New Year.
o one can go back in time to change what has happened. So work on your present to make yourself a wonderful future. Happy New Year.
What did 2013 teach YOU?
We are in the last month of the year…. Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them so here’s a big THANK YOU.
The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.
Don’t bring your 2012 issues into 2013. Have a new mind set to do new things for the new year.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
New year begins, let us pray that it will be a year with peace, happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless us through out the new year.
Every man should be born again on the first day of JANUARY. Start with a fresh page.
Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity.
Wishing you a fabulous 2013 with full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
May this new year bring many opportunities your way, To explore every joy of life & turning all your dreams into reality & all your efforts into great achievements.
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
“May Light always surround you; Hope kindle and rebound you. May your Hurts turn to Healing; Your Heart embrace Feeling. May Wounds become Wisdom; Every Kindness a Prism. May Laughter infect you; Your Passion resurrect you. May Goodness inspire your Deepest Desires. Through all that you Reach For, May your arms Never Tire.”
“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice.”
I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.
Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.
Let our New Year’s resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.
The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written. We can help write that story by setting goals.
“I would say happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. ”
May Light always surround you; Hope kindle and rebound you. May your Hurts turn to Healing; Your Heart embrace Feeling. May Wounds become Wisdom; Every Kindness a Prism. May Laughter infect you; Your Passion resurrect you. May Goodness inspire your Deepest Desires. Through all that you Reach For, May your arms Never Tire.
“May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations” Happy New Year 2015!
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a great year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
New year begins, let us pray that it will be a year with peace, happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless us through out the new year.
Sending you wishes for a happy year filled with health, prosperity, love and loads of fun!
A new year is unfolding, like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within. Very Very Happy New Year 2015!
You are a dreamer, and you are an achiever. May you dream and achieve bigger feats, with every passing year. All the best for the new year. Make Your Christmas Rememberable!
Wishing you a fabulous 2015 with full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness! Make Lot Of Fun On Christmas!
A new year is unfolding, like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST. I hope you will have all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2016!
New Years is the perfect occasion to celebrate love, friendships and all the good things in life. Let’s take the time to appreciate what this year has given us and what the new one is about to bring! Happy New Years!
Wishing you a fabulous 2016 with full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
May all your New Years Resolutions be Successful. Remember: “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
Tomorrow we will open a new book. It’s pages are blank and ready for us to write the words ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.
I want to thank everyone who made me smile this past year. You know who you are so here’s a big THANK YOU!
I’d like to say thank you to all the people who came into my life this year and made it outstanding and also to all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic!
Wishing You A Happy New Year as we Welcome the New Year Into Our Hearts and Into The Center Of Our Minds…May We Continue to be Helpful To Others and May our Kindness Spread Like a Wildfire…
Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of laughter, 8760 hours of good luck, 525600 mins of joy, 31536000 seconds of success ” @-Happy New Year
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2016.
A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I’ve played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
Οh My Dear, Fοrget your Fear, Let Αll your Dreams Βe Clear, Never Ρut Tear, Please Ηear, Ι Want to Τell One Thing Ιn your Εar. Wishing you Α Very Ηappy New Υear
Wishing yοu not just smile Βut laughter, nοt just happiness Βut pure jοy, not just ωealth but heavens Τreasure and nοt just silence Βut God’s peace. Ηappy Νew Year.
May the Almighty let you share your Good hopes, Peace, Love, Joy and Happiness with others give you strength to forgive and above all, have all the success you wish for in 2016.
May dis New Year be an adventurous journey 4 u 2 explore new avenues & reach heights of the success.
“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.”
I honestly hope each and every one of you have the best year ever in 2016.
No one can go back in time to change what has happened. So work on your present to make yourself a wonderful future. Wish you and your family a Happy New Year 2016!
Today I have logged 365 days of good luck, joy and Happiness in your account number 2016. Enjoy! Wish you and your family a Happy New Year 2016!
May each and every day of the New Year Brings you lots of happiness and love. Wish you and your family a Happy New Year 2016!
New year Begins let us pray that it will be a year with Peace Happiness And Abundance o New Friends God Bless Us Through Out The New Year.
Another fresh new year is here, another year to live To banish worry, doubt, and fear, to love and laugh and give!
May God Bestow All His Blessings on You on This New Year, Have a Wonderful Year Filled with Infinite Joys and Happiness, Happy New Year!
“Evaporate Your Sorrows, Dilute Your Worries, Filter Your Happiness And Accept My Crystals Of New Year Wishes. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2016..!”
Years come and go, but this year I specially wish for you a double dose of health and happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a great new year! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Joy to your heart… And warmth to your home! As the New Year arrives… Hope it brings along happiness, Hope and good tidings… To stay on and on Happy New Year 2016!
May your days be painted in gold. May your life be filled with diamonds. May the stars shine bright on your world. May you have a fun filled year. Wishing You and Your Family a Happy New Year 2016.
Wishing you a year that is filled with all the fragrance of roses, illuminated with all the lights of the world and be blessed with all the smiles on the planet. Hope this year will be the year when all your dreams come true. Happy New Year 2016.
May your world Be filled with warmth, Joy and good cheer… Wishing You & Your Family A Happy New Year 2016!
The future ahead, holds numerous surprises for you. Be open to changes. Wishing You and Your Family a Happy New Year 2016.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself… this year makeing a resolution to be myself! Happy New Year
New Year’s Resolutions are for people who don’t have the willpower to stay the same.
Welcome 2016! We Look Forward To… A Year of Wonderful Happiness… A Year of Good Health… A Year of Great Success… A Year of Incredibly Good Luck… A Year of Continuous Fun… and A Year of World Peace…
“Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
I do not make new year’s resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, and I’m sure not going to stop that in 2016.
My wishes for you in year 2016: A Great start for January, Love for February, Good Luck for March, Rebirth in April, Beautiful Flowers for May, Joy for June, Laughter for July, Fun for August, Thankfulness for November, and Giving for December. Have an amazing and wonderful 2016!
Every moment in a life has its value. Morning brings beginning, Afternoon brings way, Evening bring z Luck, Night brings success, Hope you will enjoy all of them, for everyday HAPPY NEW YEAR
Just as a new bloom spreads fragrance and freshness around… May the new year add a new beauty and freshness into your life.
The Year is new, the hopes are new, the aspirations are new, but my warm wishes for happiness and prosperity remains the same for you and your family. HaPpY nEw yEaR
Keep the smile, leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear… hold the laugh, leave the pain, be joyous, coz it’s New Years! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What the New Year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the New Year.
As the new year going to start. I wish may the good times,live on in our memories.And may we learn lessons,from the troubling times, That will make us strongers and better than ever. HaPpY nEw YeAr.
May God be with you throughout a whole new year, And fill your life with love, happiness and joy. May in this day and in the days ahead Will come blessings to you and your family.
Let’s welcome this New Year with smiles on our faces and hopes in our hearts for the best. Wish you a glorious Happy New Year.
My New Year’s resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.
It is never to late to start again but yes it is always very early when one gives up.Happy New Year.
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
Every New Year wish I have ever made came true when I met you. Thank you sweetheart…Happy New Year, with love.
May you smile, may you prosper with every second for the next 365 days and I wish that this cycle continues forever. Happy New Year.
Here’s a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavours with success. Happy New Year.
As the New Year rings out, may it take with it all your sarow & regrets & leave u a wiser & happier person. Like Me… Happy New Year to you.
I wish you have a rocking year ahead spent with friends and loved ones. Here is wishing you a Happy new year
In this New Year, I wish you achieve all you goals in life and get success at every step of life. Enjoy a rocking year.
I wish that this New Year the light of faith is bright and steady and may no wind or storm make it flicker or flutter.
I hope the new year will bring many joys, but please do not change, because then you’re perfect. Happy New Year 2016.
“Be always at war with your vices, At peace with your neighbors and let each, New Year find you a better man, Happy New Year.”
Accept my cute, little, beautiful, lovely, pure but heartfelt wish for you in this new year Wish you a Happy new year!
Sending you wishes for a happy year filled with health, prosperity, love and loads of fun!
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. Don’t wait for a new year to change your perspective. Get up and be proactive today!
“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.”
May the year to follow be among the best you ever spent!Happy New Year 2016!
Beauty.Freshness.Dreams.Truth.Imagination.Feeling.Faith.Trust.This is beginning of a new year!!
New year is the time of the year when you tell stupid people how good they are
Expand Your Circles As You Welcome This New Year, Turn Your Friends Into Benefits.
New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, leave behind all your tears
I wish this year has lesser disasters, lesser hate, lesser accidents and loads of love. Happy New Year 2016.
One can go back in time to change what has happened. So work on your present to make yourself a wonderful future. Happy New Year.
May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations
When u r lonely, I wish u love, When u r sad, I wish u Joy, When u r empty, I wish u Hope! Have a lovely, joyful and hopeful New Year 2016!
All the roses want to wish you, all the birds want to sing to you the most beautiful song of the year! Happy New Year 2016!
May the New Year rewards you with success for all your new endeavors. Have a Blasting New Year 2016!
Beautiful moments Treasured memories And all the blessings A heart can know! HaPpY nEw yEaR
I am having great happiness and joy to wish you a wonderful New Year 2015 Filled with happiness and fun !!!
May the year 2016 greet you with days as fragrant as roses, as colorful as rainbow, as bright as sunshine and as happy and cheerful as a lark.
Luck is not in Ur hands But decision is in Ur hands Ur decision can make luck But luck cannot make ur decision so always trust urself. Happy Ney Year 2016.
Along with all the new hopes and promises that the New Year would bring Hope it also brings us a lot more opportunities to work together. Wish you a very Happy and Successful Year ahead.
Step on new roads that you can explore, achieve new heights … have a Happy New Year…
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
Meeting you was the best part of my year.
May God be compassionate to you in the New Year!
Big cheers and hugs and kisses to all..Happy New Year!
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Irrespective of whatever it is, Wish you a very happy new year..
Every year is different, treat it differently.
Wishing you a fabulous 2017 with full of great achievements and experiences.
Peace, Love, Luck,Will Come Near With My Special Wish.Happy New Year!
Big cheers and hugs and kisses to all..Happy New Year 2017!
Wishing everyone a very promising, fulfilling and a very happy New Year.
Have a blast wishes of a very Happy New Year 2017…
New Year is not a life-changing event. You just change your resolutions.
May this New Year be Delightful & auspicious for you!
Step on new roads that you can explore, achieve new heights … have a Happy New Year…
I honestly hope each and every one of you have the best year ever in 2017.
May God fulfill all your wishes in the new year!
I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2015 & a beautiful beginning into 2016.
Fun, Joy, Happiness,Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near, With My Special Wish Happy New Year!
Relationship Facebook Status
Never lie to the person you love, because it’s not worth it and they don’t deserve it.
Most relationships fail because we spend too much time pointing out each other’s mistakes and don’t spend enough time enjoying each other’s company…..
Wheter it’s a friendship or relationship, all bonds are built on trust without it, you have nothing..
Perfect Relationship = Two people never giving up on each other.
Any relationship is a blessing that comes without conditions or expectations. Whether forever or faor a season, God puts and removes people in your life for a reason….
Threee rules in a relationship… Don’t lie, don’t cheat and don’t make promised you can’t keep…
If you want a long term relationship. Follow the simple rule Never Lie…
Relationship never dies a natural death… They are murdered by ego, Attitude and ignorance….
People build up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
A “Mistake” is when something is done once, and learned upon… If repeated consistently, it’s a “Habit”; a “Failure” is nothing more than a habitual mistake!!
Instead of “single” as my status, I prefer “independently owned and operated”.
Men don’t have to be perfect to make women happy. All a man really needs to do is love her like he promised when they first dated.
Relationship is never like Facebook, Where u can sign in or sign out whenever u want.
when you’re in a relationship you should be proud to say that’s my baby
A Relationship Is Not Holding Hands While You Understand Each Other, It’s About Having Lots Of Misunderstandings and Still Not Leaving Each Other’s Hands
When nails grow long we cut nails not fingers… Similarly when misunderstanding grow up cut your ego not your relationship… !!
Wait for the person who will do anything to be your everything
A relationship with no arguments is a relationship with a lot of secrets…
I love you= Bull Shit
Needs someone to love me for me, without judgement or expectations. Someone who can accept the love I have to give without always needing more.
I’d love you with all my heart but, you stole it so I’ll love you with every fiber of my being.
Always follow your heart. Never leave a person you love for someone you like because your mind will always stay on the person you truly love.
Hiding the truth is the same as telling a lie. Be open, honest, and tell everything. If you have to hide it, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.
It’s better to be single with high standards than in a relationship settling for less.
Never take someone for granted, especially the ones who have always been there for you, loved you, and cared about you, because one day they won’t be there:)
The only reason behind broken relation is…either they think that u are changed…or…their thinking about u is changed….
There is only one person you spend your whole life with, and that is yourself. If you aren’t ok with you, there is an issue…
relationships are so scary because you think you know someone and then one day they just snap and your whole perception of them has changed.
In a cool relationship.
Because I fell for you…and you didn’t catch me.
If they make you their option…then make them your history.
I’m in love with my mobile. It’s getting pretty serious.
The best relationship usually begins unexpectedly.
Relationships are made BY Heart NOT by force.
There are only two times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.
I’ve had a few crush’s so I have a lot of these ones!
For once I wish I was a priority…and not an option!
Don’t be in relationship if you are going to act single.
My heart skips a beat.
If you are in a relationship. Flirting is CHEATING.
Relations are not exams so y cheat :(
I want an honest relationship with someone who will be afraid losing me.
Because of you I laugh a lot harder, cry a lot less & smile a lot more :)
if you value a relationship treat it with respect and kindness.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
I love the way we can playfully argue… i guess that just makes us so much stronger
You don’t need a perfect relationship. All you need is someone who loves your weirdness, wants to spend time with you and respects you.
Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her
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Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone’s mouth while they are talking?
Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in U.
I don’t hate you, I hate what you do, and who you have become as a person.
The wrong person walked out of my life, and the right person walked in.
Sorry I’m not perfect enough for your perfect little world..
I know u didn’t mean to hurt me, but u did and u left me wondering what i did so wrong to make u leave me.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Some people are like clouds when they go away the day gets brighter..
The worst feeling is pretending you don`t care about something, when really it`s all you seem to think about.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
To all my haters, remember, its mind over matter: I don`t mind & you don`t matter..
I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude.
I have a rude thought every three seconds!
I was raised not to be rude, but I also try to get the best work out of people.
A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.
It’s a rather rude gesture, but at least it’s clear what you mean…
A soft refusal is not always taken, but a rude one is immediately believed.
Most young people think they are natural when they are only boorish and rude.
Faces u make on the toilet loll (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Send good sms to your friends, Cuz after your death, People will remember you
I miss the days when we talked about everything, your world, My world, my business, your career, My love life, Your family, My plans, your plans and about us…
My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude…
A poet can be softer then cotton but his poetry can be ruder then storms.
Your beauty really shakes my mind which observes my obnoxious rude behavior.
No one is more insufferable than he who lacks basic courtesy.
Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.
I’m getting old.. i got out of bed and had cheast pains… i looked down and realised i was standing on my nipples..
The less you respond to rude, critical, argumentative people, the more peaceful your life will become..
Rudness is a weak person’s imitation of strenght..
it’s funny how everybody considers honesty a virtue, yet no one wants to hear the turth.
You are always responsible for how you act, no matter how you feel. Remember that..
I’m not rude, i’m honest. i just speak what’s on my mind, even if most van’t handle the truth.
Some people are living with a double personality like mean inside but nice outside.
He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past!!!
If YOU Cant Find Whats Good In Me Try To Find Whats Wrong IN You.
If you love Someone Set Them Free. If They Come Back, Set Them On Fire.. ;)
If You Want To Be Rude Then You Should Become A Celebrity.
Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)
I wish I was a witch. I’d shove my broom stick right up your ass.
Just because I nod and smile doesn’t mean I’m listening or like you.
Rude kind of verse can be your first stage of romance.
Dear haters, my personality is far from your reality.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
Ignorance is bliss and bullets are cheap…. Have a nice day!
I think you need to work on that look, two faced doesn’t suit you.
Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
Only plays dirty when there’s someone worth playing with ;)
I am a rude person by birth but I know who deal with it.
Its better to alone than to be with loosers…
Before you judge me..Make sure that you’re Perfect.
Only plays dirty when there’s someone worth playing with ;)
If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in U.
Rude kind of verse can be your first stage of romance.
I know you did not want to hurt me, but u u did and I was wondering what I did wrong for me or leave.
Roses are stupid, violets are silly, so grease up your flaps cos here comes my willy! haha
French is the most polite language which let you insulting people in a soft way
Just because I nod and smile doesn’t mean I’m listening or like you.
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Oh I’m sorry, I forgot I only exist when you want something from me.
Say what you feel, Do what you think, Give what you got, But never regret.
You don’t really know what you have until it’s gone..
Theres no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.
It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.
What’s the point in all this screaming, no one’s listening anyway.
Two barrels of tears do not heal a bruise.
Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes “DESSERTS”.
Your mind may be sad because youre not with him, but your heart is happy just knowing him.
Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes “DESSERTS”.
There are songs that can really make you sad and cry when you hear them. But it’s actually not the song that makes you cry, it’s the people behind the memories..
Just because my eyes don’t tear doesn’t mean my heart doesn’t cry. And just because I come off strong, doesn’t mean there’s nothing wrong..
We’re all faced with problems in life. It’s how we deal with them that determines our future.
No one knows what it’s like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
Seeing people change isn’t what hurts. What hurts is remembering who they used to be.
The scars you can`t see are the hardest to heal.
I’m sad. No. I’m mad. No, wait… I don’t know I just need a freaking hug..
With each passing day, I’m finding out more and more who my real friends are.
I can’t stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.
Remember, you`re beautiful. But keep in mind that not everyone`s gonna be able to see that.
God only makes happy endings. If it`s not happy, then it`s not the end.
The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.
Crying doesn`t make me weak, it just makes me look so.
Let no one think I gave in.
We used to talk for hours on end & now its like we never knew each other.
Poor man walks miles to earn the food & rich man walks miles to digest the food.
People sometimes think that you do not love them but sometimes you have to say bye.
The hardest thing is to hurt yourself for the sake of others’ happiness..
One day, you will wake up realizing how much I mean to you. When that day comes, I might have woken up with someone else.
It’s weird how the happiest memories drive you to tears..
Some people accidentally walk on my feet and apologize, while others walk all over my heart and don`t even realize.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them..
Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?
I feel crappy inside, like something just broke..
The hardest part in life is trying to show the smile you know is fake and to hide the tears that won’t stop.
I’m not somebody who will go out of my way to hurt somebody when i love them… I’m somebody who will go out of my way to get hurt for the people i love..
The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.
As I’m trying to make everyone else happy I’m making myself miserable in the process
I’m missing something in my life these days
If the only thing that makes you happy is hurting someone.. then you really need to look in the mirror and get your happiness another way..
Never let the pain from your past punish your present and paralyze your future.
Always feels like is going the wrong way on a one way street…
Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.
There’s still only one person who hasn’t given up on me. God, thank you for loving me.
Do you know that those who appear strong, in fact have a very emotional heart and are very vulnerable?
It hurts when something good ends, but it hurts even more if you cling to it, knowing that its not there.
It is sad when the person who gave you the best memories become a memory.
Only you can put a smile on my face when i am sad.
Worst feeling is not being lonely. It’s being forgotten by someone you could not forget.
It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.
No matter how much you have hurt me, I still pray for you every night.
Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
Sometimes I wish I had never met you, so when I lay in bed at night I wouldn’t have anything to be sad about.
Forget about me, erase me, dont even think back. Because one day when you let your mind slip, you’ll remember me and realize that you should have held on.
My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.
I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.
What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who is making you cry?
Every Heart Has A Pain .. Only The Way Of Expression Is Different .. Some Hide It In Eyes While Some Hide In Their Smile.
I fell for you, but you didn’t catch me.
You’ll never realize the value of what you have, until what you have is no longer yours.
The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
Never cry for anyone in your life, because those you cry for don’t deserve your tears and those who are deserving will never let you cry.
I am not just another toy you can play with wen all your other toys are broken.
I am the one that said “Goodbye”, It’s over” but I’m the one crying.
There are times when we must be hurt in order to grow, we must lose in order to gain, because some lessons in life are best learned through Pain!
Don’t trust too much, don’t love too much, don’t care too much because that ‘too much’ will hurt you so much!
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness!!
The painful Truth About Life Is People Only Miss You After You Are Gone!!!
I can always pretend I am okay, but it doesn’t mean I don’t get hurt.
That lonely moment when the only text message you get all day is from your cell phone company. :(
Sometimes I wish I had never met you, so when I lay in bed at night I would not have anything to be sad about.
I used to think that worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.
Sometimes the dry tears are still wet, only because they are falling inside our HEARTS.
I still have feelings for you. Not enough to want you back, But enough to make it hurt.
That sad moment when you realize your childhood is over.
Sometimes the dry tears are still wet, only because they are falling inside our HEARTS.
Sometimes the dry tears are still wet, only because they are falling inside our HEARTS.
All you ever did was make me cry. may be one day you will realize that you had a good girl in your life.
It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.
Even when you are gone, you are only one that I still want in my arms. You are the only one I think of all day long.
Hiding your feelings is not the easy way out but sometimes it’s the only thing you can do.
It’s sad when you’re willing to do everything to be with someone and they do everything to be with somebody else.
The worst feeling in life is not being lonely. Its being forgotten by someone you could not forget.
All it takes is 1 song to bring back 1,000 memories.
Why sad over one thing when you have millions of other reasons to be happy?
Sometimes tears means unspoken happiness and smile means silent Pain.
people nowdays carelessly expose their body and never dare to expose their heart…
Never say Good bye!!
Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ? . . . . . . . . RESULT AA GAYA. :-(
It may be hard to say our goodbyes but we have to… Because there’s no such thing as forever…
It’s so sad how you were such a big a part of my life and now you’re just gone!!
Don’t let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present…
Even when you’re gone, you’re only one that I still want in my arms. You’re the only one I think of all day long.
Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.
Sometimes you have to listen to your brain just to save your heart…
It hurts whn you have someone in your heart & mind… but can’t have then in your arms…
The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you, and you were killing me …
Just because the relationship ended doesn’t mean the feelings did!!!
The only reason why people hold onto memories is because memories are the only things that don’t change, even when people do.
You never really stop loving someone, you just learn to live without them..
…………….. Being sad is a waste of TIME.
it is better to be alone, than being with someone who makes you feel alone!
A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
Everyone is breakable, but not everyone is aware that it’s a choice to stay broken!!!
some people will only love you as much as they can use you. Their loyalty ends where their benefits stop.
I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms :(
Ab Khud say bhi milnay ko jee nai karta Bohat Bura Hoon logon say Suna ha main nay
i want someone who’s just in love with me, obsessed with me. Spoils me Know their place, puts me in mine & blows my phone up all day.
When I miss you,sometimes I listen to music or look at pictures of you, not to remind me of you but to make me feel as if I’m with you. It makes me forget the distance and capture you
Sometimes it’s better to be Alone…Nobody can hurt you.
The same person who said the sweetest things to me also said some of the meanest things I’ve ever heard :(
The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go.
I have reached a point in life where i feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way i am , good & if they don’t it’s their loss.
Silence speak very loudly but it is amazing how many people don’t take the time to listen
Sometimes i just want to kill myself just to see if anyone really cares.
Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn’t think we needed to know..
it’s your road and your alone. others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you..
Telling people you’re tired, when in reality, you’re just :( sad..
Sometimes, i’m not angry, i’m hurt and there’s a big difference…
Sometimes i’m not angry, i’hurt, and there’s a big difference..
Sadness is when your best friend gets another best friend…
Don’t cry because it’s over smile because it happened..
Even if my heart should break, you’d be the best mistake i’d ever make..
When you can tell your story and it doesn’t make you cry, you know you have healed..
I don’t give a fuck what YOU have to say.. do you not get that??
How did I go from being so happy, to so sad…
I Feel I’m missing ,something in my life these days.
You killed what was left of the good in me.
You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.
When I am crying and someone hugs me, it makes me cry even more.
Temporary happiness isn’t worth long term pain…
They ignore you until they need you.
BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.
Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts.
You just can’t please everybody.
Loneliness doesn’t KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
I hate you, when i realize you are not mine.
It’s okay to be a little Sad sometimes.
Tears are words the heart can’t express.
When I cry no one cares, yet when the person next to me sheds one tear everyone trys to help
It’s sad to be happy alone.
You made me feel like you really love me. And then you just left like nothing ever mattered.
I’m not somebody who will go out of my way to hurt somebody when i love them… I’m somebody who will go out of my way to get hurt for the people i love..
Trying to hide your feelings and pretending like nothing’s wrong.
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