Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Sister Status

  1. Friends are fake, Best Friends are only for a while, But Sisters are Forever and Real.

  2. Our path may change as life goes along, but the bond between us remains ever strong. I miss you my sister.

  3. People come and go, friends change like the weather but I know my sister is here forever. I love you.

  4. Sister and Best Friend – Two words that mean the same.

  5. Because angels are sometimes busy elsewhere, God created sisters like you.

  6. A sister is for telling secrets and making promises that will never be broken.

  7. Sister and Friend two words that mean the same.

  8. My sister is the sweetest little thing alive! Words can hardly describe my love for her, she is my best friend.

  9. I love the fact that my best friend just so happens to be my only biological sibling, my sister.

  10. Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..

  11. Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.

  12. To have a loving relationship with a sister is not simply to have a buddy or a confident — it is to have a soulmate for life.

  13. Sometime being a sister is even better than being a princess

  14. Rakhi is a perfect time to tell you just how special you are and how much you mean to me! Wish you all the peace, prosperity and success on this Raksha Bandhan.

  15. Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero. Happy Raksha Bandhan everyone.. stay blessed..

  16. Having my sister around can make the difference between heaven and hell.

  17. good thing about having an older sister is to help you with the subjects you’re weak in. :)

  18. A sister smiles when one tells one’s stories – for she knows where the decoration has been added.

  19. A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves – a special kind of double.

  20. Because i have a sister i will always have a friend….

  21. A sister is someone who is there and understands who you….

  22. Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.

  23. I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness.

  24. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.

  25. Sweet, crazy conversations full of half sentences, daydreams and misunderstandings more thrilling than understanding could ever be.

  26. I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness..

  27. We have the sister sayings that will make you nod in agreement about how annoying sisters can be!!!

  28. A Loyal Sister IS Worth A Thousand Friends.

  29. I Love MY Sister because She Cares Meee

  30. y sister is the sweetest little thing alive! Words can hardly describe my love for her, she is my best friend.

  31. Sisters may share the same mother and father but appear to come from different families.

  32. When mom and dad don’t understand, a sister always will.

  33. Sisters are the best companions during turmoil.

  34. A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.

  35. My sister is the sweetest little thing alive!

  36. Brothers and sisters separated by distance, joined by love.

  37. She’s my sister, break her heart i’ll break your face.

  38. A sister is both your mirror – and your opposite.

  39. A true sister is a friend who listens with her heart.

  40. The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.

  41. In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.

  42. A sister is God’s way of proving he doesn’t want us to walk alone.

  43. She’s my sister break her heart I ‘ll break your face.

  44. She’s my sister, my best friend, my soul mate & the best part of me.

  45. Being sister and brother means being there for each other.

  46. Having my sister around can make the difference between heaven and hell.

  47. A sister is a forever friend.

  48. You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they’re the only ones who don’t get bored if you talk about your memories.

  49. Sisters are our first best friends we know as a child. I think everyone having a sister will admit to the fact that, we have a beautiful set of memories with our sister.

  50. Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks.

Teacher Facebook Status

  1. Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition..

  2. Dear Teacher, Thanks for making us what we are today.

  3. I may not say it alwayz. But, I mean it whenever I say it. Thank u Teacher 4 all the things u have done 4 me.

  4. Without you, we would have been lost. Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us And making us what we are today.

  5. Happy teachers day to all who helped in inspiring me and helped me in learning the art of living well and were a part of my growth!!

  6. Experience IS THE Best Teacher. Pain IS the GRAND Teacher…

  7. Teacher: Where is your homework? ME: I lost it fighting with kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in school.

  8. Don’t tell them they are wrong if you can’t prove them wrong.

  9. Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.

  10. When it comes to teaching no one can compete with you. Happy teachers day.

  11. Thanks for being a true mentor of our hearts. Happy Teachers day

  12. We are fortunate we had a teacher as wonderful loving and caring as You..

  13. It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.

  14. Dear Teacher, Thanks for making us what we are today. Happy teachers Day

  15. The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.

  16. The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.

  17. A good teacher, like a good entertainer first must hold his audience’s attention, then he can teach his lesson.

  18. It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.

  19. Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.

  20. A good teacher is like a candle, it consumes itself to light the way for others.

  21. The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires

  22. Dear Teacher, Thanks for inspiring hope in me.Happy Teacher’s Day!

  23. A teacher affects eternity, he can never tell where his influence stops.

  24. I would like to thank all the teachers for their valuable guidance.

  25. A teacher affects eternity he can never tell, where his influence stops.

  26. A good teacher, like a good entertainer .

  27. A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.

  28. The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts.

  29. Don’t tell them they are wrong if you can’t prove them wrong.

  30. For Teaching Children Lessons,To Help Them As They Grow

  31. Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives a test before presenting the lesson.

  32. A good teacher, like a good entertainer first must hold his audience attention, then he can teach his lesson.

  33. Good teachers are costly in world , but bad teachers cost more…

  34. Experience IS THE Best Teacher. Pain IS the GRAND Teacher…

  35. Good teachers are costly in world , but bad teachers cost more…

  36. Alarm clocks are like teachers, they wake you up and piss you off.

  37. A teacher affects eternity, he can never tell where his influence stops.

  38. A good teacher is like a candle, It consumes itself to light the way for others. Happy Teachers Day to you

  39. The frustrating moment when exams just over and your teachers decide to return you your results the week after to spoil your mood.

  40. 89% of teachers are suffering from throat cancer problem by teaching students.. So plz BUNK the classes as much as possible & save our TEACHERS.. Happy Teachers Day :)

  41. I may not say it alwayz. But, I mean it whenever I say it. Thank u Teacher for all the things you have done for me.


Thanksgiving Fb Status

  • What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.

  • Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.

  • Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action.

  • They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they did.

  • We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.

  • If you can’t feed a hundred people, then just feed one.

  • Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!

  • Dear God, I’m not asking for anything today, I just want to say thank you.

  • I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new.

  • Nothing purchased can come close to the renewed sense of gratitude for having family and friends.

  • If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is ‘thank you’, that would suffice.

  • An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

  • Hopes the Thanksgiving turkey doesn’t Run off the table like last year!

  • Everyday is a day Of thanks giving!Thank you Lord For today and all the blessing of Today

  • I Am Thankful for what I have… and for what I’ve Escaped!!! :P Have A Safe And Enjoyable Thanksgiving All!!!

  • A frnd iz sweet when it iz new. & it iz sweetr when it iz true. But u know what? It iz sweetst when it iz u. Thank u.

  • Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.

  • Thanksgiving is possible only for those who take time to remember; no one can give thanks who has a short memory!!!

  • Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say THANK YOU, for all that you gave me.

  • When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around. Thanks for everything I have.

  • Give thanks to the LORD in all things. Thank You LORD for giving me life and giving me a chance to live with purpose.

  • On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.

  • There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

  • If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice.

  • Who does not thank for little, will not thank for much.

  • Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

  • I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new.

  • You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

  • This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one. My mom says I don’t have to sit at the card table.

  • It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.

  • If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you” that would suffice.

  • Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action.

  • Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men, but be careful that you do not take the day and leave out the gratitude.

  • Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

  • Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of performance..

  • If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, you’ll never learn from your mistakes.

  • In honor of Thanksgiving… name one thing you are grateful for.

  • Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends and family. Have a great day

  • Buy yourself before you forget who that is.

  • Greetings! Hoping that this Thanksgiving will be your best one yet!

  • Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.

  • Teacher is a person who always helps everybody to get the knowledge.

  • Thanks for your support and understanding.

  • The more you are THANKFUL, the more you have to be THANKFUL FOR.Happy thanksgiving day.

  • Thanks for being a best part of my life…

  • Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.

  • For your patience and caring, i just want to say: “Thank you”.

  • The more you are THANKFUL, the more you have to be THANKFUL FOR.

  • I always call Thanksgiving “Turkey Day” so people know I’m funny, creative and laid back.

  • Turkeys don’t think Thanksgiving is very funny.

  • They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they did.

  • Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.

  • If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, you’ll never learn from your mistakes.


Unique Facebook Status

  • Sometimes we do everything right but still lose.

  • Sometimes, all i need is for you to be there. but even then, you still disappoint me.

  • If you lower your expectations, you limit your disappointment.

  • Some time’s your memories can be your best dreams or your worse Nightmares.

  • Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you.

  • We find out how strong we really are, not when things are going well, but when they are not.

  • It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.

  • The only things in life you regret, are the risks that you didn’t take.

  • Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.

  • Half of our mistakes in life arises from feeling where we ought to think, and thinking where we ought to feel.

  • We always need that wake-up call that reminds us of who we really are and what we really want from our lives.

  • I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change; when everybody else does.

  • It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.

  • It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?

  • Everyone is someone’s dream and you were mine.

  • Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

  • You just have to learn to forget about the people, who forgot about you.

  • Im done with tears. Im wiping my eyes. If he doesnt care then why the hell should I?

  • Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished.

  • Dear homework, you are unattractive, there for, I cannot do you.

  • By now i believe i have ran out of words to say.

  • I don’t care what ppl say anymore I’ll do what i want too.

  • The only people I need in life are those that really care, Not the ones that use you and treat you unfair.

  • Attempting to care. loading…..loading…..error, failed to care.

  • GOD has a bigger plan for me than I have for myself.

  • As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.

  • Promises mean everything but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

  • Never expect things to happen. It’s better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed.

  • There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.

  • In every religion there is Love, yet Love has no religion.

  • GOD has something better for me. I just have to wait.

  • Sometimes a stranger becomes close one’s and our close one’s becomes stranger.

  • Once in a while right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale.

  • No matter how stronger person you are, there’s still someone who can make you weak.

  • Remember: A pretty face does not mean a pretty heart.

  • I am incharge of how I feel and today I’m choosing happiness.

  • Don’t fall for his words, fall for his actions.

  • Stay Faithful or Stay SINGLE!

  • Many people have caught my eye but only you have caught my heart.

  • I wake up everyday with a smile b’coz I know I have something to be thankful for.

  • Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.

  • Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world.

  • When the rich make war it is the poor that die.

  • Love is a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.

  • Wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it. Right is right even if no one is doing it.

  • It doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside. It’s what’s on the inside that counts.

  • My strength did not come from lifting weights. My strength came from lifting myself up when I was knocked down.

  • Time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters.

  • When you absolutely believe in yourself and your ability to succeed, nothing will stop you.

  • People think being alone makes you lonely. I don’t think thats true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.

  • Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.

  • Appreciate those who love you, help those who need you, forgive those who hurt you, forget those who leave you.

  • Don’t rush things. Anything worth having is worth waiting for.

  • Don’t ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people.

  • Real love is knowing someone’s weaknesses and not taking advantage of them. Knowing their flaws & accepting who they are.

  • A relationship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stand, the more difficult is to leave.

  • Treat your parents with loving care. You will only know their value when you see their empty chair.

  • Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

  • Knowing that you are loved by someone is the best feeling you could ever have.

  • Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

  • Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.

  • We have all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do but never seems to gain any weight.

  • If you are not millionaire, don’t have fancy car and don’t travel alot but you found real love and she loves you too, YOU ARE LUCKY.

  • No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

  • The more you like yourself the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

  • Confidence is beautiful. No matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you’ll be beautiful.

  • I’m going to smile like nothing’s wrong, talk like everything’s perfect, act like it’s all a dream and pretend it’s not hurting me.

  • Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest just want to have something to gossip about.

  • Move on. It’s just a chapter in the past. But don’t close the book, just turn the page.

  • Sometimes people come into your life not to love you but to make you feel that you are worth loving.

  • GOD has perfect timing, never early, never late. It takes a little patience and it takes a lot of faith. but it’s worth the wait.

  • True love is rare, and its the only thing that gives life real meaning.

  • I wish I could explain to you how I feel, B’coz everynight before I go to bed, you are all I think about.

  • I wonder how many times we forgive just because we dont want to lose someone. Even if they dont deserve forgiveness.

  • The best makeup is your smile. There is no beauty like the one that comes from inside of you.

  • You can’t live your life for other people; you have gotta to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts the people you love.

  • A most important lesson taught by nature. Only after destruction there is construction. Only on letting go will new opportunities crop up.

  • Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears.

  • People with the greatest advice usually have the most problems.

  • When you say YES to others, make sure you are not saying NO to yourself.

  • I’m the type of boy who could fall in love with any girl because I love with my heart, not my eyes.

  • A deep relation is not valued by the number of days of meeting. Its valued by the number of seconds of beating of heart with desire to meet.

  • It’s time now to let go of the past and embrace all that awaits you!

  • Never lie to someone who trusts you and never trust someone who lies to you.

  • Everybody talk and everybody listen, but somehow it’s always the truth that comes up missing.

  • I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of Heaven.

  • Sometimes letting go of the person isn’t enough, sometimes you have to let go of your memories with them too.

  • Sometimes the person who made you stronger, is also your greatest weakness.

  • Stop cheating on your future with your past. It’s over.

  • Relationships are more important than Ego.

  • You can’t be happy unless you are unhappy sometimes.

  • I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

  • There are some people who will not stay in our life but will always be in our heart.

  • Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.

  • Take care of your thoughts when you are alone, and take care of your words when you are with peoples.

  • Ice melts when Heated, Eyes melts when Cheated.

  • We all live under the same sky but we don’t all see the same light.

  • Sometimes, its not what you say that matters, its what you don’t.

  • Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.

  • We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

  • When you are happy, you enjoy the music but when you are sad, you understand the lyrics.

  • You can fix your future, but you can’t change the past, so make the most love because it won’t always last.

  • Life is short. Don’t waste it being angry or sad. Be happy and enjoy the time you spend with your loves ones.

  • Hey YOU, Yes the one reading this. I just wanted to wish you good health and happiness and thank you for being a part of my life.

  • Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

  • I was not designed to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let us see who is the strongest.

  • You are the only you God made… God made you and broke the mold.

  • Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world…if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

  • Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

  • Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

  • Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

  • Coins always make sounds…. but paper moneys are always silent. so, when your value increases, keep yourself silent and humble..

  • you never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have..

  • Be yourself and let them like you for who your are

  • we don’t fall in love we grow in love

  • you have to be unique and different, and shine in your own way

  • Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.

  • Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else!!

  • Do not underestimate yourself by comparing yourself with others. it’s our dirrerences that make us unique and beauitful.

  • Once you choose hope anything’s possible.

  • Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is WHO YOU ARE, AND YOUR Reputation is only What People think of you…

  • When I say It’s a long story, it usually means I just don’t want to tell you.

  • Love is the most beautiful thing to have, hardest thing to earn and most painful thing to lose.

  • Thankful for the some difficulties because it give me a chance to learn, to experience, and to get near with God.

  • You know you’re in love when you can not fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

  • The only time I ever went “AWOL” was after burning my mouth on a very hot chip.

  • A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails..

  • I hate it when I’m taking a shower and the door opens and they’re all “Get out of my house!”

  • Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life thinking its stupid.

  • I decide how I live and who I love. The choice is mine and no one gets to make my mind up. I decide and I choose.

  • Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

  • Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

  • Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.

  • You can try to change it, hide it, deny it, lie about it … but in the end the truth is still the truth.

  • Please don’t forget to smile :)

  • Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.

  • You`re right. I`m NOT perfect. But I`m unique!

  • Your beauty and status are to be remembered for some time, but your good behavior and sincerity will rule over the hearts forever..

  • Loneliness is when your have more than 300 contacts saved in Your ” Whatsapp ” But . . . . There is not a single number u can dial When your Feel “BROKEN”

  • What we lack in pay, we make up for in lifestyle.

  • I’m shy at first but… I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.

  • Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

  • Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world…if you do so, you are insulting yourself

  • The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

  • Success is simple. Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time

  • Everyone is someone’s dream and you were mine.

  • You never know how bad it hurts until it happens with you.

  • Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.

  • Well Done Is Better Than Well Said…

  • Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

  • I’m a good boy with bad habits….:)

  • I’m thankful for every moment.

  • You never know how bad it hurts until it happens with you.

  • When love is not madness, it is not love.

  • I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

  • My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

  • Well Done Is Better Than Well Said…

  • Love is distance between two heart’s

  • I’m so sorry but I love you forever!

  • If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.

  • Please don’t forget to smile :P

  • You have to commit to your dreams if you’re truly serious about it.

  • Everyone in this world is family. We should start treating one another with respect. If we start doing it, we can improve the love and happiness in the world.

  • I want you, All of you, Your flaws, Your mistakes, Your imperfections, I want you, and only YOU.

Wife Status

  • If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

  • Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

  • When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.

  • When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

  • No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  • Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

  • Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

  • Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.

  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker :)

  • Compromising doesn’t mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. :) LOLz

  • We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops :)

  • There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbour has it. :)

  • A successfull marriage is based on give and take where husband gives money and gifts & wife takes it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it :)

  • All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN …………………………………………… Of all of them :)

  • My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.

  • If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

  • My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • Do you know full form of wife “Worries in life Forever”

  • One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.

  • No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

  • Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.

  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

  • Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

  • Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

  • Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning – I might have it every day, but I still enjoy it.

  • I have too many fantasies to be a housewife…. I guess I am a fantasy.

  • My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

  • My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

  • How many times can you wash the floor before the floor says, “hey, i’m too clean. leave me alone..

  • By all means marry. i fyou get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosoper…

  • A jealous spouse does better research than FBI!!

  • My husband may not be perfect but he is perfect for me.

  • I love being my husband wife.

  • Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire…

  • There is nothing nobler of more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as husband & wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

  • Don’t Let People stay in your life longer than they deserve!!!

  • A successful marriage requires Falling In love Many times, ALWAYS With The Same person.

  • Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops :)

  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me :)

  • Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one work? :)

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

  • Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, room, dinning room, patio.

  • Never Laugh At Your Wife’s Choices. You’re One Of Them!

  • There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbor has it. :)

  • Newtons latest law, For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called Husband and Wife.

  • A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife..

  • A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

  • Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

  • A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

  • A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

  • A friend is a friend,” Uthman interrupted, “and a woman is a woman. You can’t have them in one person. The whole world knows that.

  • The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her.

  • It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

  • Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

  • Love and honesty are the things that make a good wife and mother.

  • A good husband makes a good wife.

  • When a woman loves you from the deepest pit of her heart then no matter how much she fights with you… when the time comes she can fight the world for you…

  • it’s a man’s job to respect women, but its a woman’s job to give him something to respect…

  • My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

  • I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. – http://coolfunnyquotes.com

  • One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

  • The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl’s highest calling. I hope I am ready.

  • Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire…

  • Our Wife’s is our best friend…..

  • We call marriage successful if wealthy man married a beautiful and rich girl.

  • My dream is waste without you in it.

  • My Wife is my love and life.

  • My vocation is being a perfect wife.

  • I have too many fantasies to be a housewife…. I guess I am a fantasy.

  • Don’t Let People stay in your life longer than they deserve!!!

  • We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

  • The first time you touched me, I knew I was born to be yours.

  • Do you know full form of wife Worries in life Forever.

  • My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her.

  • She is my heart & am her heartbeat.

  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.

  • No one can love you as much as i did.

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

  • A good wife makes a beautiful home.

  • By all means marry. if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher…

  • If I were a cell phone, you would be the charger. I would be dead without you. I love you.

  • When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.


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